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UN orders Wonka to submit to Chocolate Factory Inspections

Posted: 2003-01-29 07:37pm
by Alex Moon
http://www.theonion.com/onion3903/un_orders_wonka.html

From the Onion. I thought it was hilarious.

Posted: 2003-01-29 07:42pm
by TrailerParkJawa
NO BLOOD FOR CHOCOLATE!

EAT CANDY BAR, AND YOU ARE SUPPORTING THE SUPPRESION OF HUMAN RIGHTS!

Posted: 2003-01-29 07:43pm
by Sea Skimmer
Wonka's fucked if human rights advocates get in there. Using slaves who are kept in line via addiction for a work force doesn't go over well with people today.

Posted: 2003-01-29 07:48pm
by Sienthal
I always thought he was into the slave trade with the oompa loompas, with child molestations as a side thing. Rather disturbing, that Wonka is.

Still, my oompa loompa is quite handy around the house, plus he fits into most over-head compartments!

Posted: 2003-01-29 08:08pm
by jaeger115
Funny, my AP US History teacher read that to the class just today. :lol: :lol: :lol: