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People Fear Cher

Posted: 2002-08-11 09:06am
by Mr Bean
Its true just check the three month long Poll Mr Wong has been running :P

Posted: 2002-08-11 09:43am
by Sothis
Are you saying we shouldn't fear Cher???!?!? :shock:

Posted: 2002-08-11 10:00am
by Mr Bean
No no, just stating a Cannon Fact :P

Posted: 2002-08-11 10:58am
by Lusankya
Well, I just figured that all of the other monsters lived in remote locations on backwater planets (or were used as execution monsters.)

Cher, on the other hand has no fixed habitat. It can be found anywhere and can jump out at you without warning, thorough loudspeakers, television.... anywhere. You can't stop it!!!

Posted: 2002-08-11 11:21am
by Anarchist Bunny
Me and my friends went into her house to install a water heater. When we saw the shrine to Sonny we weren't surprised but we we found the corpse with a picture of sonny's face on it that she had feeded off of, we tried to get out of there, but she dropped from the ceiling. Oh god it was horrible, there was blood everywhere, in a blink of an eye all but me and my friend tom still had our skin on, we started running for the door but she was too fast. I did the only thing I could, I tripped tom and got the fuck out of there. I haven't gone to the police or anything cause she may then find out where I live and finish me off. Bitch.

Posted: 2002-08-11 01:00pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Of course! Have you ever heard Cher? She sounds like a man!