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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because I'm buying horses. I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Johnny looked worried, "Then I think we'd better hurry home right away."
"Why?" said his father.
"Because the UPS man stopped by yesterday, I think he wants to buy Mom."

Good one.

Quite droll.

One day the teacher walked into class and saw a penis drawn on the board. She heard the class chuckle, which made here a little ticked. The teacher promptly erased the drawing. The next day she comes in to see another drawing of the male anatomy. This time it was twice as long. She was really unhappy now. She erased it as the day before and started class. On the third day she walked in and low and behold another drawing of a dick was on the blackboard. She was quite furious this time. Especially since the drawing was larger than the previous two. Finally she turned and looked at the class. 'For the past few days when I have walked in here, there has been an obscene picture on this board. The one thing I don't get is why does it get larger after I erase it?' With that, Little Johnny stood up and replied 'That's because the more you rub it, the longer it gets.'


One day, Little Johnny came home. In the living room sat his dad. Immediately his father asked him how he did on his math. Little Johnny said he failed it. 'Failed! How? We studied all night long.' Little Johnny shrugged. 'Well, what questions did she ask?' Little Johnny began to recite the problems. 'What is 1+1. I said 2.' 'Well that's right'. 'Then she asked, what's 2+3? I said 5' The father looke quizical now. 'That's right too.' Then Johnny kept going. 'Then she asked what's 3+2'. With that the father replied, 'What's the fucking difference?' Little Johnny looked at his dad 'That's what I said.'