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Posted: **2003-01-31 08:02am**

Thank god you own a cat!

http://www.darwinawards.com/personal/pe ... 02-20.html

Posted: **2003-01-31 08:36am**

As you do...

Posted: **2003-01-31 08:53am**

Admiral Valdemar wrote:As you do...

Me? I own three cats, all of them nice.

Posted: **2003-01-31 11:08am**

*OUCH!!!*

And people wonder why despite the fact I'm gay as a picnic basket I'll never own a Yap-Dog. ROFL!

Posted: **2003-01-31 11:19am**

Hmmm....aside the man being a complete moron

I too own two cats...and I see why, though they are afraid of their own shadows...it's all for the better.

Posted: **2003-01-31 11:23am**

I remember in FHM once reading how a man was tied as part of some S&M by his wife and had chocolate sauce put on his genitals. As his wife went off to change, their dog came in, jumped on the bed and licked this guys crotch clean much to his displeasure.

Posted: **2003-01-31 12:09pm**

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I remember in FHM once reading how a man was tied as part of some S&M by his wife and had chocolate sauce put on his genitals. As his wife went off to change, their dog came in, jumped on the bed and licked this guys crotch clean much to his displeasure.

ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!

Hey at least this means he doesn't like bestiality.

Posted: **2003-01-31 01:35pm**

What do you mean heHemlockGrey is lucky? His cat prctically ripped his nads off! Didn't you read that message?

Posted: **2003-01-31 01:41pm**

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:What do you mean heHemlockGrey is lucky? His cat prctically ripped his nads off! Didn't you read that message?

ROFL! My cat only likes to bite my ponytail when I'm asleep... so I should be the lucky one.

Posted: **2003-01-31 02:30pm**

Is it just me, or have you never been woken up my a kitten that has decided that your groin is nice and warm, and kneeding you with it's claws in that area is perfectly Kosher....

Then it panics when you freak our, and locks it;s claws into the bed fabric and your testicles respectively?

Posted: **2003-01-31 03:20pm**

Ugh...at least when my cat started clawing at Grey Jr he didn't go ALL TE WAY THROUGH...

...geh...

Posted: **2003-01-31 03:28pm**

Does anyone else have that feeling of it curling up in tight ball?

Posted: **2003-01-31 03:36pm**

ArmorPierce wrote:Does anyone else have that feeling of it curling up in tight ball?

Yes.

Posted: **2003-01-31 09:36pm**

ArmorPierce wrote:Does anyone else have that feeling of it curling up in tight ball?

*nod*

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HemlockGrey, you lucky bastard

HemlockGrey, you lucky bastard