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Would You Trust This Guy...

Posted: 2003-01-31 01:24pm
by Admiral Valdemar
With your penis?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2714511.stm

Ouch! Mind you, anyone who wants that type of op is seriously deprived.

Posted: 2003-01-31 01:26pm
by Peregrin Toker
No way in the Z'xulth.

Posted: 2003-01-31 01:34pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Not a fucking chance in Hell. My penis is (ATTENTION SIZE QUEENS!) 8 inches long anyway (and a nice meaty 2 inches wide, too), so the enlargement docs and the spammers who fill my email inbox full of their offers can sit on it and rotate!

Posted: 2003-01-31 02:06pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Not a fucking chance in Hell. My penis is (ATTENTION SIZE QUEENS!) 8 inches long anyway (and a nice meaty 2 inches wide, too), so the enlargement docs and the spammers who fill my email inbox full of their offers can sit on it and rotate!
Why is that when reading that it sounded like an ad for a new SubWay meal?

I don't think I'm going to eat a footlong sub ever again...

Posted: 2003-01-31 02:09pm
by haas mark
Does :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: answer your question?

Posted: 2003-01-31 02:40pm
by Captain tycho
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Not a fucking chance in Hell. My penis is (ATTENTION SIZE QUEENS!) 8 inches long anyway (and a nice meaty 2 inches wide, too), so the enlargement docs and the spammers who fill my email inbox full of their offers can sit on it and rotate!
HA!
Beat ya by an inch in length and 1/2 an inch in width!
(No, no one drool............. :D , especially einy please, I'm not ready for a gay relationship now... :D :D )

Posted: 2003-01-31 03:13pm
by Enforcer Talen
damn. I feel outclassed.

Posted: 2003-01-31 03:17pm
by Wicked Pilot
Why would any man let anybody cut into their manhood?

Posted: 2003-01-31 03:29pm
by HemlockGrey
After The Cat Incident, anyone who comes near my dick with anything resembling a sharp object will die.

Posted: 2003-01-31 03:31pm
by haas mark
HemlockGrey wrote:After The Cat Incident, anyone who comes near my dick with anything resembling a sharp object will die.
I guess that rules out all kinky sex for Hemlock. ;)

Posted: 2003-01-31 03:34pm
by Lord Pounder
I read about that. The guy who got it done was a professional stripper who was unsatisfied with his "performance". I did stripping once for a joke and i still have the mental scars. In that kinda job you DO NOT give the customers too much to hold on to.

Posted: 2003-01-31 03:34pm
by Lagmonster
This is the part where I rehash my statement that the only time a person may bring a sharp object near to my groin area will be after they have used that sharp object to hack off my arms and legs, thus removing my ability to fight them off.

Posted: 2003-01-31 03:45pm
by Ghost Rider
You could still try gnawing at them with your teeth.

And nope the only way someone is coming at me with a sharp object to the groin is because I'm dead.

Posted: 2003-01-31 03:47pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Not a fucking chance in Hell. My penis is (ATTENTION SIZE QUEENS!) 8 inches long anyway (and a nice meaty 2 inches wide, too), so the enlargement docs and the spammers who fill my email inbox full of their offers can sit on it and rotate!
Why is that when reading that it sounded like an ad for a new SubWay meal?

I don't think I'm going to eat a footlong sub ever again...
I'm going to get Dalton to read this.... He'll FUQ it in no time!!!

Posted: 2003-01-31 03:48pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Captain tycho wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Not a fucking chance in Hell. My penis is (ATTENTION SIZE QUEENS!) 8 inches long anyway (and a nice meaty 2 inches wide, too), so the enlargement docs and the spammers who fill my email inbox full of their offers can sit on it and rotate!
HA!
Beat ya by an inch in length and 1/2 an inch in width!
(No, no one drool............. :D , especially einy please, I'm not ready for a gay relationship now... :D :D )
*Droooooooooooooooooooooool*

Posted: 2003-01-31 03:54pm
by Captain tycho
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Not a fucking chance in Hell. My penis is (ATTENTION SIZE QUEENS!) 8 inches long anyway (and a nice meaty 2 inches wide, too), so the enlargement docs and the spammers who fill my email inbox full of their offers can sit on it and rotate!
HA!
Beat ya by an inch in length and 1/2 an inch in width!
(No, no one drool............. :D , especially einy please, I'm not ready for a gay relationship now... :D :D )
*Droooooooooooooooooooooool*
Einy?
I have something to tell you.........................















I'm not gay. Sorry.
But we can be 'just friends'. :wink:

Posted: 2003-01-31 03:56pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Captain tycho wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Captain tycho wrote: HA!
Beat ya by an inch in length and 1/2 an inch in width!
(No, no one drool............. :D , especially einy please, I'm not ready for a gay relationship now... :D :D )
*Droooooooooooooooooooooool*
Einy?
I have something to tell you.........................















I'm not gay. Sorry.
But we can be 'just friends'. :wink:
Sure...

Posted: 2003-01-31 03:57pm
by Julhelm
Ouch!

Posted: 2003-01-31 03:58pm
by haas mark
Julhelm wrote:Ouch!
[bite] Welcome to SD.Net and enjoy your stay! :)

Tycho... EIny... that would be better suited for that Rob Drama thread...

Posted: 2003-01-31 04:02pm
by Captain tycho
verilon wrote:
Julhelm wrote:Ouch!
[bite] Welcome to SD.Net and enjoy your stay! :)

Tycho... EIny... that would be better suited for that Rob Drama thread...
Hey, I'm joking here. :D
And, Einy, perhaps you could....erm.... pm me. :wink:

Posted: 2003-01-31 04:03pm
by haas mark
Captain tycho wrote:
verilon wrote:
Julhelm wrote:Ouch!
[bite] Welcome to SD.Net and enjoy your stay! :)

Tycho... EIny... that would be better suited for that Rob Drama thread...
Hey, I'm joking here. :D
And, Einy, perhaps you could....erm.... pm me. :wink:
:shock:

Posted: 2003-01-31 04:03pm
by Captain tycho
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: *Droooooooooooooooooooooool*
Einy?
I have something to tell you.........................















I'm not gay. Sorry.
But we can be 'just friends'. :wink:
Sure...
Pssstt......




Ok. Just 'friends' then. :)

Posted: 2003-01-31 04:04pm
by haas mark
Captain tycho wrote:Pssstt......




No, I wanna make hot love to you all day.
:shock: :shock:

Posted: 2003-01-31 04:05pm
by Captain tycho
verilon wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:Pssstt......




No, I wanna make hot love to you all day.
:shock: :shock:
LOL. :lol: :lol:
I'm joking here. Sheesh.
Or am I...... :wink:

Posted: 2003-01-31 04:09pm
by haas mark
Captain tycho wrote:
verilon wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:Pssstt......




No, I wanna make hot love to you all day.
:shock: :shock:
LOL. :lol: :lol:
I'm joking here. Sheesh.
Or am I...... :wink:
Hence...

:shock: :shock: :shock:
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