Emergency! We may be invaded soon!

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-08-11 11:28pm

lusankya 8/11/02 9:03:00 AM

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Another board

There is another board that I often visit, and the people there are interested in hearing from Christians. they are particularly interested in hearing why Christians believe in creationism, as the majority of them are Atheists or other non-christians who don't quite understand it. They want to hear Christian viewpoints and then discuss them. If you are interested, please go to: www.stardestroyer.net thanks.

I found this while browsing http://www.gp4teens.com/forum/ it look s like they have gotten word of our mockery of them and our forums may soon be flooded by teenage creationists that make no sense! It looks like it will be them who does the invadin... unless... we make a pre-emptive strike! Go to the tread "Should we invade the creationist/fundementalist" thread for more as this thread is meant to inform.(That and I don't want this thread to get locked(by the was, is anyone having problems loging in? I have to keep loging in then rewriting the message multiple times until i get logged in and I am just logged in temporarily)

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-08-11 11:35pm

There's a guy over there who goes by Jagged Fel. I can't remember if he is a flaming creationist, or a moderate, or what. Could be interesting if he comes over.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-08-11 11:35pm

Even if we strike first they'll come into here and post all over the place. But i guess we could try....

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-08-11 11:53pm

BAH

Damn you Lusankaya! You tipped our hand. We were going to invade them first not let those retards here first. Now we have to strike hard and fast. With everything we have.

Azeron · Post by **Azeron** » 2002-08-12 12:01am

ahh who cares? Creationism is really amusing. Judst nod your heads and smile as the creationists go by

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-08-12 12:05am

Maybe when they see people like DarkStar and Azeron they will run for their lives.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-08-12 12:10am

Mr. B wrote:Maybe when they see people like DarkStar and Azeron they will run for their lives.

Too much to hope for, Creationism level idiocy has a lot of inertia.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-08-12 12:10am

We could keep them so busy trying to argue with us at their own boards that they wont have the chance to come to our board.

Vote Yes on the aformentioned thread's poll, its what all the cool kids are doing

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-08-12 12:31am

If the motion passes I will probably post as...Elryln the harbinger or something similar depending on the rules for naming on those boards.

Lord Wong do we have your authorization to proceed?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-08-12 12:44am

That's ok, I used to get harrassed in High School by the Local Fundamentalist jerks for Being a Jew/Catholic hybrid. So I have little tolerance for the rude and unreasonable.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-08-12 12:50am

I don't think we have much to worry about. Creationists in general are complete fools, but I can only imagine how unbelievably stupid high schooler creationists are. I'll quote Mike Wong:

"I've chosen the right side, and that makes it easy to defend. The people who have chosen the other side are fools, and that's not my problem."

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2002-08-12 01:08am

I'd just as soon have it out with them here, where there's no 24 hour wait for posts, and we can say "fuck" all we want.

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-08-12 01:24am

These kids have probably never heard a swear word before. We'll warp their fragile little minds.

Yeah we all know this forum is better. More freedom of speech here.

It would be better to bring them here. It would be more interesting.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2002-08-12 01:33am

Any of you guys ever hear of a place called HOLYSMOKE?

It's (was?) probably the worlds best fundi meatgrinder; fundies come in one door, immolated bits get kicked out the other.

HOLYSMOKE is where to go for fundi disposal practice, and where to send the real hard core creationist nutcases.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-08-12 02:29am

Should I start posts on the Talmud vs. The Bible over there, or start examining "Spirial Dance" over here?

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-08-12 08:34pm

I think that product A is bettter than product C, and product B better than product A, but, product C better than product B!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-08-13 11:05am

Let's invite the creationists over here. We can make a dummy forum for them, and then when they're settled in, we come in. The link to SD.net forums can be hidden somewhere, so they don't even know where it is!

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-08-13 02:16pm

(creepy voice)THEERRREE HEEEERE(creepy voice)

(southern old guy vioce) Go and fetch my fundie whacking 2 by 4 ma.(southern old guy vioce)