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Muslims=Klingons???

Posted: 2003-02-02 10:43pm
by Frank Hipper
Totally factual scientific research found here! :D

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0203/startrek.html

Posted: 2003-02-03 02:21am
by Pistolero
DAMN SHIT YES!!!!!! I've been saying this for years now!!!! Only differences between camel fornicators and Klingons are the technology and the honor.

Posted: 2003-02-03 02:34am
by Enlightenment
Not really a good fit. B&B-era Klingons are stupid and lack the problem solving ability (given a supply of box cutters and twenty Muslims, find a way to kill the greatest number of infidels for the glory of Allah...) demonstrated by real-world Islamics.

Posted: 2003-02-03 02:46am
by Pistolero
Enlightenment wrote:Not really a good fit. B&B-era Klingons are stupid and lack the problem solving ability (given a supply of box cutters and twenty Muslims, find a way to kill the greatest number of infidels for the glory of Allah...) demonstrated by real-world Islamics.
Klingons also allow their females to be warriors and share command positions with males. Just one thing to say:

F U C K ALLAH!!!!!! The similarities are more striking because the Klingons, while honorable to a certain excentric degree, were a despicable race of warmonging morons. And there is no honor in mass murder. :x

You do have to admit that it is funky that it is a common conception that Klingons=Muslims, or rephrasing, Muslims would be like Klingons if they had the technology. Barbaric Fundie Bastards.

Posted: 2003-02-03 03:57am
by Dalton
Enlightenment wrote:Not really a good fit. B&B-era Klingons are stupid and lack the problem solving ability (given a supply of box cutters and twenty Muslims, find a way to kill the greatest number of infidels for the glory of Allah...) demonstrated by real-world Islamics.
Because we all know that real-world Muslims are all vicious, bloodthirsty primitive killers!

You fucking retard.

Posted: 2003-02-03 11:39am
by InnerBrat
And I thought they weer just ripped off from the Kzinti...

Posted: 2003-02-03 11:42am
by Spanky The Dolphin
CyberMacGyver wrote:
Enlightenment wrote:Not really a good fit. B&B-era Klingons are stupid and lack the problem solving ability (given a supply of box cutters and twenty Muslims, find a way to kill the greatest number of infidels for the glory of Allah...) demonstrated by real-world Islamics.
Klingons also allow their females to be warriors and share command positions with males. Just one thing to say:

F U C K ALLAH!!!!!! The similarities are more striking because the Klingons, while honorable to a certain excentric degree, were a despicable race of warmonging morons. And there is no honor in mass murder. :x

You do have to admit that it is funky that it is a common conception that Klingons=Muslims, or rephrasing, Muslims would be like Klingons if they had the technology. Barbaric Fundie Bastards.
You do know what Landover Baptist is, don't you?

Posted: 2003-02-03 11:50am
by Lagmonster
innerbrat wrote:And I thought they weer just ripped off from the Kzinti...
Funny, but a good match! I always thought Klingons resembled Vikings.

Posted: 2003-02-03 01:12pm
by salm
CyberMacGyver wrote:
Enlightenment wrote:Not really a good fit. B&B-era Klingons are stupid and lack the problem solving ability (given a supply of box cutters and twenty Muslims, find a way to kill the greatest number of infidels for the glory of Allah...) demonstrated by real-world Islamics.
Klingons also allow their females to be warriors and share command positions with males. Just one thing to say:

F U C K ALLAH!!!!!! The similarities are more striking because the Klingons, while honorable to a certain excentric degree, were a despicable race of warmonging morons. And there is no honor in mass murder. :x

You do have to admit that it is funky that it is a common conception that Klingons=Muslims, or rephrasing, Muslims would be like Klingons if they had the technology. Barbaric Fundie Bastards.
racist

Posted: 2003-02-03 01:14pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
I agree. Both of them are.

Posted: 2003-02-03 01:22pm
by Peregrin Toker
Actually, the Klingons are based NOT upon how the Israeli view the Palestinians, nor how Americans viewed the USSR, but but how the Russians viewed the Americans during the Cold War.

Posted: 2003-02-03 01:27pm
by salm
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Actually, the Klingons are based NOT upon how the Israeli view the Palestinians, nor how Americans viewed the USSR, but but how the Russians viewed the Americans during the Cold War.
how did roddenberry know?

Posted: 2003-02-03 01:30pm
by Admiral Valdemar
salm wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Actually, the Klingons are based NOT upon how the Israeli view the Palestinians, nor how Americans viewed the USSR, but but how the Russians viewed the Americans during the Cold War.
how did roddenberry know?
He was a closet COMMIE?

Posted: 2003-02-03 01:50pm
by Peregrin Toker
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
salm wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Actually, the Klingons are based NOT upon how the Israeli view the Palestinians, nor how Americans viewed the USSR, but but how the Russians viewed the Americans during the Cold War.
how did roddenberry know?
He was a closet COMMIE?
Roddenberry did indeed have communist leanings.

http://victorian.fortunecity.com/wooton/414/trek.html

Posted: 2003-02-03 03:38pm
by Pistolero
salm wrote:
CyberMacGyver wrote:
Enlightenment wrote:Not really a good fit. B&B-era Klingons are stupid and lack the problem solving ability (given a supply of box cutters and twenty Muslims, find a way to kill the greatest number of infidels for the glory of Allah...) demonstrated by real-world Islamics.
Klingons also allow their females to be warriors and share command positions with males. Just one thing to say:

F U C K ALLAH!!!!!! The similarities are more striking because the Klingons, while honorable to a certain excentric degree, were a despicable race of warmonging morons. And there is no honor in mass murder. :x

You do have to admit that it is funky that it is a common conception that Klingons=Muslims, or rephrasing, Muslims would be like Klingons if they had the technology. Barbaric Fundie Bastards.
racist
I am most definitely not a racist. I guess neither of you guys had an issue with 9/11? And I ended my rant with the words Barbaric Fundie Bastards. As far as I am concerned, you choose your religion. Therefore, it is fair game. Muslims choose to be assholes instead of being enlightened as they were centuries ago when they were messing with algebra and higher math. Now they just kill infidels. HOW CAN YOU DEFEND THAT???????

Posted: 2003-02-03 03:39pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
So you're grouping the extremists along with the regular ones? Fuck off.

Posted: 2003-02-03 03:50pm
by Vertigo1
CyberMacGyver wrote: I am most definitely not a racist. I guess neither of you guys had an issue with 9/11? And I ended my rant with the words Barbaric Fundie Bastards. As far as I am concerned, you choose your religion. Therefore, it is fair game. Muslims choose to be assholes instead of being enlightened as they were centuries ago when they were messing with algebra and higher math. Now they just kill infidels. HOW CAN YOU DEFEND THAT???????
So...you're grouping a few fanatics with the whole? Please explain to me how that doesn't make you a racist fucktard?

Maybe you can do the same to the christians. AFter all, they did go on crusades. :roll:

Fuck off and die you racist shit.

Posted: 2003-02-03 03:53pm
by Pistolero
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:So you're grouping the extremists along with the regular ones? Fuck off.
Are there regular muslims? There have to be moderates. But they get fucked by the fundamentalist smashing majority in islamic countries. How often do you hear about non muslim terrorists? Or are you going to argue the fact that the hijackers were all muslims? What about Richard Reid? It is not the moderates killing people by strapping dynamite to their butts and pushing the button in a bus. Plus, nobody mentioned race. We are talking about religion here. And religion sucks ass. ANY religion. Even more if the tenets of said religion(s) include mass murder as a divine precept. You don't have to be an arab to be a muslim. ANY idiot can be a muslim.

I would recommend you go to your nearest convenience store and buy two pounds of A CLUE.

Posted: 2003-02-03 03:58pm
by Pistolero
Vertigo1 wrote:
CyberMacGyver wrote: I am most definitely not a racist. I guess neither of you guys had an issue with 9/11? And I ended my rant with the words Barbaric Fundie Bastards. As far as I am concerned, you choose your religion. Therefore, it is fair game. Muslims choose to be assholes instead of being enlightened as they were centuries ago when they were messing with algebra and higher math. Now they just kill infidels. HOW CAN YOU DEFEND THAT???????
So...you're grouping a few fanatics with the whole? Please explain to me how that doesn't make you a racist fucktard?

Maybe you can do the same to the christians. AFter all, they did go on crusades. :roll:

Fuck off and die you racist shit.
Who's the racist? NOBODY mentioned colors or ethnicity before you guys posted your attacks. And I challenge you three to show me one moderate, rational muslim. Or one rational, moderate Christian, for that matter. And then I will show you how many more of them are most definitely not moderate.

If somebody knew how to can and market A CLUE, he would make a killing here.

Posted: 2003-02-03 04:03pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
CyberMacGyver wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:So you're grouping the extremists along with the regular ones? Fuck off.
Are there regular muslims? There have to be moderates. But they get fucked by the fundamentalist smashing majority in islamic countries. How often do you hear about non muslim terrorists? Or are you going to argue the fact that the hijackers were all muslims? What about Richard Reid? It is not the moderates killing people by strapping dynamite to their butts and pushing the button in a bus. Plus, nobody mentioned race. We are talking about religion here. And religion sucks ass. ANY religion. Even more if the tenets of said religion(s) include mass murder as a divine precept. You don't have to be an arab to be a muslim. ANY idiot can be a muslim.

I would recommend you go to your nearest convenience store and buy two pounds of A CLUE.
I recommend that you just shut the fuck up and figure out what the hell you're trying to talk about, you stupid fucking cunt.

Posted: 2003-02-03 04:04pm
by Vertigo1
Hmm...let me see....

I GO TO SCHOOL WITH ONE YOU FUCKTARD! He was in my ET CAD class two semesters ago.

Posted: 2003-02-03 04:06pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
I suggest that you go out and buy at least five pounds of coherence, you stupid, bigotted cunt.

Posted: 2003-02-03 04:09pm
by Pistolero
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
I recommend that you just shut the fuck up and figure out what the hell you're trying to talk about, you stupid fucking cunt.
Is it your custom to attack anyone who does not agree with your world views? Is that how you greet new forum users?

Your childish aggression speaks volumes.

Posted: 2003-02-03 04:10pm
by Vertigo1
CyberMacGyver wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
I recommend that you just shut the fuck up and figure out what the hell you're trying to talk about, you stupid fucking cunt.
Is it your custom to attack anyone who does not agree with your world views? Is that how you greet new forum users?

Your childish aggression speaks volumes.
No, its how we greet racist fucktards like you. Do the world a favor, and pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow.

Posted: 2003-02-03 04:10pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
It's how I tell raving bigotted cunts like you to shut the fuck up and go spread your hateful spew elsewhere.