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God's Rods
Posted: 2003-02-06 06:19pm
by Admiral Valdemar
http://www.godsrods.com/
I found this just now after looking for the orbital weapons called God Rods or Black Rain (Uranium rods fire at hypervelocity from orbit to a target, instant fallout and kinetic kill, part of Star Wars project ideas).
Needless to say, it is amusing in a sad and enlightened way.
Posted: 2003-02-06 07:20pm
by Baron Mordo
Where's my Moonraker?
Posted: 2003-02-06 07:22pm
by Keevan_Colton
Baron Mordo wrote:Where's my Moonraker?
*checks the catalouge that came with the Evil Overlords Handbook....*
Um...the order code is JBV200RM
Posted: 2003-02-06 07:29pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Baron Mordo wrote:Where's my Moonraker?
In orbit, go and get it.
*Chucks keys*
Posted: 2003-02-06 07:44pm
by Baron Mordo
Eeeeeexcellent.
Posted: 2003-02-06 08:10pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
I found a link to a Christian Car Association. Was that supposed to happen?
Posted: 2003-02-06 08:11pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I found a link to a Christian Car Association. Was that supposed to happen?
God willed it upon you, my son.
Go, go and spread the good word of the holy mechanics!
Posted: 2003-02-06 09:05pm
by Xenophobe3691
That's just.......disturbing. Funny as hell, but highly, severely, extremely disturbing.
Posted: 2003-02-06 09:19pm
by Kuja
*snort*
Posted: 2003-02-06 09:22pm
by Anarchist Bunny
Who needs uranium when you could just fire a Kiki Kannon.
Posted: 2003-02-06 09:28pm
by Beowulf
Sounds like Project Thor. Take a telephone pole sized piece of steel into orbit, and drop it on the target. Instant Boom.
Posted: 2003-02-06 09:37pm
by Hyperion
WTF is a "kiki cannon"?
Posted: 2003-02-06 09:43pm
by Anarchist Bunny
Hyperion wrote:WTF is a "kiki cannon"?
The main armament of my ship, the Slugganaut. It uses a sugar-ferret reaction to speed the little creature beyond the speed of light. Some are only given artifical sweeteners and are armed with explosives. 20 main ones with 60 inflatable technology back ups for serious fights.
Posted: 2003-02-06 10:09pm
by Xenophobe3691
Sorry, but shrews are the only way to go
