Cloneable Mammoth cells found!!
Posted: 2003-02-06 07:36pm
Let me the first to say
Woot! Start cranking out the War Mamoths, France will fall before our might!
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Cloneable Mammoth cells found!!
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Posted: 2003-02-06 07:37pm
Posted: 2003-02-06 07:39pm
Now, if we could only find a few cloneable cells of Hannibal...
Posted: 2003-02-06 07:42pm
Elephants! Where did you get elephants?
(Brownie point to whoever gets the reference!)
(Brownie point to whoever gets the reference!)
Posted: 2003-02-06 07:44pm
Shouldn't this be in Science, Logic, and Morality?
Posted: 2003-02-06 08:15pm
No as nothing has been done with it yet
Its similar to
MAN FINDS ROCK!
Its not scientific enough in other words
Its similar to
MAN FINDS ROCK!
Its not scientific enough in other words
Posted: 2003-02-06 08:17pm
I want a baby mammoth as a pet. I shall call it Minimoth!
Posted: 2003-02-06 08:38pm
Mammoth bugers, anyone?
IIRC, a mammoth carcass was discovered in Russia in the late 1800's and after a few experiments, you know what they did?
THEY ATE IT!
Screw science, let's eat!
IIRC, a mammoth carcass was discovered in Russia in the late 1800's and after a few experiments, you know what they did?
THEY ATE IT!
Screw science, let's eat!
Posted: 2003-02-06 09:02pm
Hell yeah man, I just hope it tasted good.
That said, let's clone these damn things. Nothing like having huge, shaggy elephants roaming the vast, barely inhabited plains!
That said, let's clone these damn things. Nothing like having huge, shaggy elephants roaming the vast, barely inhabited plains!
Posted: 2003-02-06 10:54pm
I say what the hey, clone the sucker.
Posted: 2003-02-06 10:57pm
I want to say Eddie Izzard but I don't remember it that way.HemlockGrey wrote:Elephants! Where did you get elephants?
(Brownie point to whoever gets the reference!)
If you've never seen an elephant ski than you've never been on acid...
Posted: 2003-02-06 10:59pm
That is totaly sig-able!Drewcifer wrote:Screw science, let's eat!
Now if only everybody followed that way of life, we'd have a lot more fat people. And fat is good...for the winter...or something...
Anyways, it's still comedy!
Posted: 2003-02-06 11:00pm
LOL! You make me laugh sometimes.Mr Bean wrote:No as nothing has been done with it yet
Its similar to
MAN FINDS ROCK!
Its not scientific enough in other words
I wonder if a cloned Mammoth would be a functional animal, since it would be raised by non-mammoths. Sorta like a goose taking care of a duckling.
Posted: 2003-02-06 11:04pm
Indian elephants are close enough related that if you mated the two, you'd get about 90% mammoth.
Posted: 2003-02-06 11:05pm
The last time I went to Florida, I saw plenty of mammoths on the beach. It was horrible ...
Posted: 2003-02-06 11:06pm
I remember hearing on some discovery channel program some time back that if they breeded an elephan tand wooly together, after three or four generations they'd have like a 99.999% wooly mammoth or something. Details are a little fuzzy...
Posted: 2003-02-06 11:10pm
But they would not have the "culture" of the Mammoths. That was lost a long time ago. Unless elephant behaviors is extremely close, I think we would end up with a "Indian Elephant Washed" mammoth.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:I remember hearing on some discovery channel program some time back that if they breeded an elephan tand wooly together, after three or four generations they'd have like a 99.999% wooly mammoth or something. Details are a little fuzzy...
Posted: 2003-02-06 11:10pm
Were they mulleted mammoths? Mulleths, I suppose.Darth Wong wrote:The last time I went to Florida, I saw plenty of mammoths on the beach. It was horrible ...
Posted: 2003-02-06 11:25pm
can we expect a mcdonald's mammoth meal anytime soon? or will peta complain?
Posted: 2003-02-06 11:53pm
Indeed!Drewcifer wrote:Mammoth bugers, anyone?
IIRC, a mammoth carcass was discovered in Russia in the late 1800's and after a few experiments, you know what they did?
THEY ATE IT!
Screw science, let's eat!
I believe that it was described as being akin to buffalo meat, but quite a bit more tender... sounds good to me...
Hey... Mammoth Jerky... oooh...
Posted: 2003-02-07 12:28am
PETA will complain anyway.Enforcer Talen wrote:can we expect a mcdonald's mammoth meal anytime soon? or will peta complain?
Posted: 2003-02-07 01:13am
Well holy shit can you imagin the brugers we could get out of these suckers!
Posted: 2003-02-07 01:16am
No shit PETA will complain. Never mind that the animal would be alive only thanks to us.Alex Moon wrote:PETA will complain anyway.Enforcer Talen wrote:can we expect a mcdonald's mammoth meal anytime soon? or will peta complain?
Posted: 2003-02-07 01:17am
Hot damn, that could solve the Third World hunger crisis!!LT.Hit-Man wrote:Well holy shit can you imagin the brugers we could get out of these suckers!
And think of the marketing strategy:
"Mamoth Burgers - Why the hell not?!"
Posted: 2003-02-07 01:19am
Just have Ray Ramano do the commercials.Alex Moon wrote:PETA will complain anyway.Enforcer Talen wrote:can we expect a mcdonald's mammoth meal anytime soon? or will peta complain?