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micheal jackson
Posted: 2003-02-07 12:01am
by Enforcer Talen
my, he's been on the news a lot today. 3 documentaries, and lots of things on msn.
whats your view on it and him?
Posted: 2003-02-07 12:03am
by TrailerParkJawa
The dude is a serious freak. He needs help big time. And his music has not changed since I was a teen. "Ooooh---Oooooh-----Aaaaaah----Im Baaaad"
Re: micheal jackson
Posted: 2003-02-07 12:03am
by Sonnenburg
Enforcer Talen wrote:my, he's been on the news a lot today. 3 documentaries, and lots of things on msn.
whats your view on it and him?
After the bit with him in Germany hanging the kid out the window I heard a great "news" bit. "German officials let Michael Jackson off the hook for the crime, but admitted he probably would have been charged if he was black."
Anyway, sometimes I think he pulls this stuff just to get back in the spotlight again. If so, he would probably be the first person to really cut off their nose to spite their face.
Posted: 2003-02-07 12:04am
by Keevan_Colton
To quote an old joke...
Mike Tyson, Madonna and Micheal Jackson are in an airplane full of children...the engines burst into flames and the plane goes into a dive...there are only three parachutes....the three celebs start to put them on...suddenly maddona goes
"What about all the children??"
Mike tyson goes
"Fuck 'em"
Jackson responds
"Do you think we have time?"
My gran appreciated it years ago.....though my parents damn near belted me one.....
Posted: 2003-02-07 12:08am
by Joe
He claims to have only had two plastic surgery operations. Need I say more?
Posted: 2003-02-07 12:09am
by CmdrWilkens
What do Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common:
They both have boy's pants half-off.
Gotta love the classics
Posted: 2003-02-07 12:11am
by Joe
CmdrWilkens wrote:What do Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common:
They both have boy's pants half-off.
Gotta love the classics
When does Michael Jackson go to bed?
When the big hand is on the little hand.
Posted: 2003-02-07 12:12am
by Stormbringer
Durran Korr wrote:He claims to have only had two plastic surgery operations. Need I say more?
And he also claims his a black man.
Only in America could a black man become a white woman.
Posted: 2003-02-07 12:13am
by Sonnenburg
I still have a theory that a crazed white fan killed him in the early eighties and took his place.
Posted: 2003-02-07 12:16am
by CmdrWilkens
Sonnenburg wrote:I still have a theory that a crazed white fan killed him in the early eighties and took his place.
All things aside no white man can have moves like that, its a fundamental definace of biology.
Posted: 2003-02-07 12:38am
by Superman
In a way, Jackson is sort of like Elvis. Although Presley never quite stooped to Jackson's level of weirdness, and Elvis never allegedly molested any children, they both hit the very top and then slid into the limbo of super-celebrity staleness.
And umm, although Elvis didn't hang out with kids and uhh, Elvis never invited them to Graceland to sleep over and... Umm, okay, I guess they are not that much alike.
Posted: 2003-02-07 12:47am
by TrailerParkJawa
Did you hear he ran home with his baby from the hospital before they even had a chance to wipe the baby clean. This guy is KOO-KOO!
Posted: 2003-02-07 01:02am
by Superman
Oh man, I am watching the documentary and Jacko just asked the reporter, "you have never slept in the same bed with a kid who needed love...?"
Posted: 2003-02-07 01:56am
by Enforcer Talen
Sonnenburg wrote:I still have a theory that a crazed white fan killed him in the early eighties and took his place.
lmao, that's brilliant. now, my opinion is that he's a rather good at his profession. . but privately he is a nut.
Posted: 2003-02-07 02:00am
by TrailerParkJawa
Remember when Bugs Bunny would hold up pictures of a ball and a screw or bats and a belfrey? I think someone needs to do that to Jackson.
Posted: 2003-02-07 02:04am
by Boba Fett
Stormbringer wrote:Durran Korr wrote:He claims to have only had two plastic surgery operations. Need I say more?
And he also claims his a black man.
Only in America could a black man become a white woman.
LOL
Seriously, Jackson has several mental problems, I fear...
Posted: 2003-02-07 10:38am
by Tsyroc
Superman wrote:In a way, Jackson is sort of like Elvis. Although Presley never quite stooped to Jackson's level of weirdness, and Elvis never allegedly molested any children, they both hit the very top and then slid into the limbo of super-celebrity staleness.
And umm, although Elvis didn't hang out with kids and uhh, Elvis never invited them to Graceland to sleep over and... Umm, okay, I guess they are not that much alike.
I think Priscilla was pretty young when she originally hooked up with Elvis. IIRC she was legal though.
Posted: 2003-02-07 10:46am
by ArthurDent
He needs serious help. The problem is that none of his inner-circle will tell him that. Why he is allowed to have custody of children is beyond me.
Posted: 2003-02-07 10:53am
by ArmorPierce
He seems to love the children.
Posted: 2003-02-07 11:00am
by Admiral Valdemar
ArmorPierce wrote:He seems to love the children.
He seems to be fucking them over like his dad did to him.
He's dangerous now.
Posted: 2003-02-07 11:09am
by ArmorPierce
I don't believe he said that stuff about how he has to hold them up close to him in the documentary
Posted: 2003-02-07 11:12am
by Stormbringer
ArmorPierce wrote:I don't believe he said that stuff about how he has to hold them up close to him in the documentary
He's fucking nuts what do you expect?
Posted: 2003-02-07 11:41am
by Pu-239
Oh and I hear he is a Jehovah's Witness
Posted: 2003-02-07 12:01pm
by Xenophobe3691
Michael Jackson needs to be neutered and sent to Nigeria or someplace.
Posted: 2003-02-07 12:06pm
by Montcalm
He`s a celebrity they can do whatever they want.
the three strikes you`re out don`t apply to them.