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Am I the only person who wants to see this man attacked and devoured by rabid weasals?

Tell us who he is, I dont recognize the name. Why do wish such a death upon him?

http://www.floatingmonkeys.com/mt/blog/kpl/000170.html

The Oxy-Clean commercial nut, who's always screaming at the top of his lungs.

Sometimes he makes me feel like taking a Rotomatic, filling it up with Oxy-Clean, dumping it down his gullet, and turning it on...

Yes, I would like to see that man eaten from the inside out by ravenous tapeworms.

Worse yet is that fat piece of shit idiot guy from the "Round Table" commercials. I hate him. I hate the way he looks, and I hate the way he talks. He really needs to stop eating so much goddam pizza and eat a freggin' piece of fruit once in a while.

Superman wrote:Yes, I would like to see that man eaten from the inside out by ravenous tapeworms.

Worse yet is that fat piece of shit idiot guy from the "Round Table" commercials. I hate him. I hate the way he looks, and I hate the way he talks. He really needs to stop eating so much goddam pizza and eat a freggin' piece of fruit once in a while.

Round Table? Where are you from?

California. Where are YOU from?

Superman wrote:California. Where are YOU from?

Oregon orginally. I've only seen Round Table pizza's in Oregon so I was wondering if that was where you were from.

(yelling) "Billy Mayes here for Oxyclean, the stain specialist! Use it on..."

SHUT UP!

I would rather destroy the hyperactive Brit with the red bowtie.

Crayz9000 wrote:http://www.floatingmonkeys.com/mt/blog/kpl/000170.html

The Oxy-Clean commercial nut, who's always screaming at the top of his lungs.

Sometimes he makes me feel like taking a Rotomatic, filling it up with Oxy-Clean, dumping it down his gullet, and turning it on...

Oh, I know who he is. The name didnt register last night. Yeah, he is annoying but not like the others. I hate all the get rich quick folks, at least Mayes is selling a real product.

My dad bought some oxy-clean out of curiostity and he said it really didnt work any better than regular stuff when it came to the washing machine. But it did do a good job on the concrete in the garage. Go figure.

He was in Leperchaun 4 as a Cyborg...he got possesed by the Lep and dressed up like a woman. Then he tried to coax the other army people into touching him. Then he starts dancing and drag while beating them up.


Definetly the highlight of hi career.

Alex Moon wrote:Am I the only person who wants to see this man attacked and devoured by rabid weasals?

He sells products, or he'd not keep getting jobs. Unfortunately, annoying people are also memorable, so the product they push sticks in your brain whether you like it or not...

The local newspaper had an article on him awhile ago - apparently he's rather soft-spoken in public; his "loud voice" is only used on his informercials.

weasles no, a group of 10 Nile crocodiles yes

Just a few things he may be able to expect

phongn wrote:The local newspaper had an article on him awhile ago - apparently he's rather soft-spoken in public; his "loud voice" is only used on his informercials.

Wouldnt surprise me. There are actors who seem pretty well balanced on the screen and they are total weirdos in real life. So I would not be surprised that loud or obnoxious folks on tv might be really mellow in real life.

lol

I've met a few of the real wierdos (Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson, and some normaly very obnoxious Heavy Metal & Rap types) when they weren't in their "Business Face" mode. They are completly different people usually.

Trust Ozzy Osbourn to prove my theory wrong as well as the ones about adolescent offspring wanting to be nothing like their parents....

Screw him, I'm worried about his FANS!!!!!

Billy Mays is my hero. But more importantly, he is the seventh sign of the Apocalypse. He is God's Avatar on Earth. He has come to spread enlightenment about Orange Clean, Oxi Clean, and most importantly, the Ding King. THE DING KING. If Billy Mays commanded me to kill in his name, I would obey without question.

EGAD!

Seriously, Billy Mayes = teh funneh. Part of me can't help but split into a grin at the sight of him.

Perhaps we should all be deathly afraid of that fact...?