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I am really getting fed up with commercials.

Alligators kill their prey underwater. I want to see them all die at the hands of Siberian tigers out in the open

Where's the option for "All of the Above"

although, dunk tank with Ch'u Piranha, and me getting a cut of the "THree pitches of a buck" has a certain appeal to it.

And if we run out of annoying commercial actors we can always use other groups....

Why not force them to fight each to the death and hang the winner?

Ummm, who are these people?

Where is the option for the late night real estate or newspaper ad scams.

I second the idea of an open pit.

The problem with alligators is that they are relativly docile. They dont eat prey the size of an adult human, they feed more on fish, turtles, snakes, and birds. There have only been 7 deaths attributed to alligator attacks in the last hundred or so years, and all of those where children


Use crocodiles, Nile, or saltwater. They have been well known to kill people, and Niles halp each other rip apart kills

Nile:

Saltwater:

Being eaten by Nile crocodiles is just like falling asleep...in a blender

Ahh absolutly magnificent. That is the reason why my life will be devoted to their study.[/img]

Free government money guy. No question.

Awww, why would you want to make the poor aligators sick?

Carrot Top is just not funny. He is annoying.

Ahh I can just hear carrot top's screams now, as one crocodile grabs his torso, as the other one grabs his leg and does a death-role. The sounds of muscle shreading, tendons snapping, and the agonising screams as a jaw with 3000 lb per square inch biting pressure crushes his ribs and organs

Wooo! Salties!

I still like the Viscarial appeal of dumping them into a warm tropical tank full of Piranha.....

your right being skeletonized in seconds flat is too short of a time for these folks....

Some South China sea sea snakes can be pretty nasty.

Isn't Carrot Top the one who does the Call Connect commercials? If so, I wanna kill him!

Sea Skimmer wrote:Some South China sea sea snakes can be pretty nasty.

he problem with them is that they are relativly docile, sea snakes are not prone to attacking humans, you will scare the shit out of him, but nothing more.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:

Sea Skimmer wrote:Some South China sea sea snakes can be pretty nasty.

he problem with them is that they are relativly docile, sea snakes are not prone to attacking humans, you will scare the shit out of him, but nothing more.

I'm aware of that. They're where problems with them during the Vietnam war when troops went swimming. But actual bites where rare events. However if the snake hasn't been fed recently and the person is bleeding and struggling under a 20 pound weight. Who knows...

How about Shrews (they eat anything, attack in swarms, and are cute little rodents)

Sea Skimmer wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote:

Sea Skimmer wrote:Some South China sea sea snakes can be pretty nasty.

he problem with them is that they are relativly docile, sea snakes are not prone to attacking humans, you will scare the shit out of him, but nothing more.

I'm aware of that. They're where problems with them during the Vietnam war when troops went swimming. But actual bites where rare events. However if the snake hasn't been fed recently and the person is bleeding and struggling under a 20 pound weight. Who knows...

hmm... you could catch a shitload in a fishing net, and then dump them on him. They get VERY aggressive when out of water

Carrot Top. It's just too far of a stretch to believe that lovely young women fall all over him and look weepy-eyed when he doesn't ask them to marry him and stuff in his stupid commercials. He's the most annoying thing ever.

Kelly Antilles wrote:Awww, why would you want to make the poor aligators sick?

I hate Gators. I wish death and eternal misery upon all of them.

Carrot top...more because his commerical interrupt the few times I watch TV and his mug is ugly and to see women ooohing over him is a realm of weirdness and illogical nonsense I cannot enter.

Durran Korr wrote:

Kelly Antilles wrote:Awww, why would you want to make the poor aligators sick?

I hate Gators. I wish death and eternal misery upon all of them.

WHY? What has an alligator ever done to you? I know this is a bit of an emotional appeal but....Look at that face!



More adorable than a newborn human

Alyrium Denryle wrote:

Durran Korr wrote:

Kelly Antilles wrote:Awww, why would you want to make the poor aligators sick?

I hate Gators. I wish death and eternal misery upon all of them.

WHY? What has an alligator ever done to you?

Beaten my football team for all but one of the last thirteen years. *breaks down*

Carrot Top without question. It is the most annoying thing I've ever seen.