The hilarity that is bash.org

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-02-07 05:32pm

<Lady> wat does your nick mean or stand for
<Gandalf> you serious?
<Lady> wat i say
<Gandalf> I just can't believe that you don't know where Gandalf comes from
<Lady> sorry i'm way behind you lovey
<Gandalf> it's ok.. do you watch porn?
<Lady> not that much
<Gandalf> oh ok.. it's the name of a porn star
<-- Lady has quit (Quit: Leaving)

<ihatestan> god I hate my little brother
<ihatestan> its my mothers birthday and I got her a Amethyst necklace
<ihatestan> than out of no where my brother goes "mom has +3 strengh"

<+sic6sic> HOLY FUCK!
<+sic6sic> i just found a cd full of pr0n i forgot i had
<+sic6sic> }=]
* +sic6sic is gone (reason: uhhhhh...uhm.....sleeping? )

<Rose> can someone explain to me why are the celeron 1ghz so much cheaper than the P42.2ghz?
<Rose> are they that much different?
<Rose> speed wise?

<Ifenna> In a CDROM drive on a PC, does the CD spin or the laser?

*** Tartuf has joined channel #college
<Tartuf> hey
<xab> who in the hell is that?
<Tartuf> ...
<Tartuf> ur worse nightmare :p
<xab> mum?

<Arch1942> oh my god i love this WC3 mod
<dj> whats it like?
<Arch1942> 4 races that have 3 abilities each
<Arch1942> orcs, humans, night elves, and undead.
<Arch1942> Very Cool.
<dj> cool
<dj> whats the differences between the races?
<Hamster-AFK> dj - Well, white people can't jump for one thing

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-02-07 06:05pm

*whimpers and crawls into a corner*

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-02-07 06:34pm

That's made up, right?

MSN Chat is even better, I love going in there and watching the retards call one another names when horny over a girl they both were chatting to in the "BOYS*IN*BOXERS AND GIRLS*IN*THONGS" chat room.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-02-07 07:35pm

What do you mean, "made up"?

Anyway, I've always loved this one:

(@BigTruck): 'magine havin' to go to the emergency room and fill out that little questionaire paper at the beginning "description of ailment"
(@Phitz): hahahaha
(@BigTruck): i got a nerf football stuck in my hootie
*** Joins: hootie (blah@209.250.58.28)
(@BigTruck): :o
(@Phitz): wtf
(@BigTruck): my mind just exploded
(@Phitz): *nod*

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-02-07 07:50pm

Uh......Knight Nine to Mother Goose.....Whiskey, Tango Foxtrot, I repeat, Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot...uh...over.....

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-02-07 07:53pm

www.bash.org

Educate thyself

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-07 08:55pm

Brain. Imploding.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-02-07 11:34pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:That's made up, right?

Of course it's not made up. Some of my friends have quotes up there... but they aren't dumbassed remarks like the ones I posted.

About the MSN messenger thing: DA FUH? o_O

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-02-07 11:46pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Of course it's not made up. Some of my friends have quotes up there... but they aren't dumbassed remarks like the ones I posted.

Which ones are theirs?

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-02-07 11:51pm

This is.. Familiar.

#9501 +(1135)- [X]

<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-02-08 12:00am

<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name

So true so true

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-02-08 12:15am

XaLEv wrote:Which ones are theirs?

<SA-MoP> damn. Its going to be a pain in the ass to find the movie "xxx" on kazaa when that comes out on dvd

<dine-sa> no it won't MoP, amusment park jobs actually suck
<dine-sa> I had a friend who worked at six flags all summer.
<SA-MoP> dine had a friend! *dies*

<SA-Metathrom> Hehe
<dine-sa>

it was before I had a modem
<SA-MoP> lol ok

<SA-Magic> urgh, need food, but too tired to bother
<SA-NiteFox> Shake your keyboard upside down over your mouth.
<SA-NiteFox> It's kept me alive all these years.
<SA-Magic> nah, its ful of dirt and pubes
<SA-Magic> im not eating myself, so to speak
<SA-NiteFox> Okay, I do not want to ask how they got there...
<SA-Thrillias> Full of... pubes?
<SA-Magic> uhk, the dirt is jsut from usage
<SA-Magic> not MY pubes, surely
<SA-NiteFox> EVEN WORSE!

<SA-Thrillias> Watching porn is... different on 1600x1200.
<SA-NiteFox> You'll go blind. Really. With all the squinting.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-02-08 12:49am

<Lt Hawkins> someone from 127.0.0.1 keeps trying to hack me!
<Podex> You should send them a virus to destroy their computer!!!!!!

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2003-02-08 01:57am

Exonerate wrote:<Lt Hawkins> someone from 127.0.0.1 keeps trying to hack me!
<Podex> You should send them a virus to destroy their computer!!!!!!

Jesus fucking non-existent Christ that guy's a moron.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-02-08 02:25am

GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:
Exonerate wrote:<Lt Hawkins> someone from 127.0.0.1 keeps trying to hack me!
<Podex> You should send them a virus to destroy their computer!!!!!!

Jesus fucking non-existent Christ that guy's a moron.

You mean those guys.

Luke Starkiller · Post by **Luke Starkiller** » 2003-02-08 01:07pm

#25464 +(1133)- [X]

<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-02-08 01:22pm

#25464 +(1133)- [X]

<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID

<SpunOne> To The Taliban:
<SpunOne> Give US Osama Bin Laden or we'll send your women to college.
<nersh> To the US:
<nersh> Leave us alone or we, the Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.

<BloodAngel> I was just trying to find something in my pants pocket- but I didn't know what.
<BloodAngel> [don't start, don't _even_ start!]
<BloodAngel> And then I realized what I was looking for...
<BloodAngel> And proved I'm dumb.

<BloodAngel> 'cuz I was trying to find the 2-Litre of Mountain Dew that I set down.

Isil`Zha · Post by **Isil`Zha** » 2003-02-08 09:14pm

Well I've known about it for a while.. considering I'm usually on IRC.. and I've posted a few exerpts from logs myself there...