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To engage in a pointless debate against ignorant trolls and spammers press 1

To join a heated flamewar threatening to engulf all of humanity press 2

To enjoy the company of slihtly demented, yet entertaining individuals who share many of your ideas/opinions/fetishes press 3

To hear founder mike Wong discuss the merits of Anal Sex please hit 4

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you have selected 4......

Hm, now to see if he actually responds with a post detailing the merits of anal sex...

There is no merit to anal sex! Lets see how long it takes till I get flamed by Mike.

To hear a rant from MKSheppard about guns and the 2nd Admendment, press 5.

To hear the angry screams of Rabid Monkeys, please press 6.

To hear Scooter say "Admiral Kanos and Darth Wong are the same person?" press 7.

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To hear Darkstar's clever thought of the day, press "%"

If you want to hear me sniping away at random trolls, press #.

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If you want to be paid a visit by your friendly local Horseman of Doom, press 666.

If you wish not too hear me anymore hang up the phone, stupid.

That sounds suspcisiously similar to my post....

It was a two minute difference, you Rebel Fool. I didn't see your post until after I posted.

Heh....Imperial boot-licker.

To find out what it would fel like to be a pro trek debater up against SDNets finest on national television with only RSA's or Graham Kennedy's information as your material insert phone in rectal cavity and leap out nearest window.

If you with to troll or spam, smash all keys with an open fist

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Heh....Imperial boot-licker.

Scum*Loads Colt then slaps you with* Damn coward get him out of my place. Guess who I'm referring too you get a cookie.

Sea Skimmer wrote:If you with to troll or spam, smash all keys with an open fist

If you wish to troll or spam, please wire tip and ring to whichever portions of your anatomy you value most and wait for your phone to ring.

To watch a Star Trek wankfest showing to be demolish at a town or city near you.... Press #

Cyaround,
Jason

To BDZ the location of a rabid Trekkie you know press 239

To see New York City disappear in a ball of thermonuclear
fire from a ten megaton detonation, press 382-5692 (FUCK NYC)
on your phone.

To chose the country to take the Fall for the Nuclear Destruction of NYC,
press:

1. For Iraq

2. For North Korea

3. For Russia

4. For China

5. For France

(BEEP)

To see New York City disappear in a ball of thermonuclear
fire from a ten megaton detonation, press 382-5692 (FUCK NYC)
on your phone.

That's a bit insensitive when you take Sept. 11 in account..