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Posted: **2003-02-11 04:02am**

Woo hoo. I have just remembered that 5 minutes ago I was born into this world 35 years ago.
I'm 35, so please don't confuse the old heezer.

Happy Birthday to me...

Posted: **2003-02-11 04:05am**

Happy Birthday, dammit!

Someone call a stripper; I call dibs on going home with her afterwards!

Posted: **2003-02-11 04:07am**

Happy birthday, you old hound!

Waitaminit-- I'm an old hound! On the 28th, I join you in geezerdom!

Quick! Call 1-800-555-WAAH, I need the "WAAH-mblance!"

Posted: **2003-02-11 04:08am**

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Happy Birthday, dammit!

Someone call a stripper; I call dibs on going home with her afterwards!

Yay.... me and my friends are going to a strip club today at 7am or so....
Whoo!
Naked girls!
Lap dances!
What more could an old man ask for?

(psst... some more girls too)

Posted: **2003-02-11 04:19am**

More birthdays -big day!

Hip papy bthuthdy, Tycho

Posted: **2003-02-11 05:40am**

*starts up a funky beat*

Hesh (MC Chris [Chris Ward]) wrote:You're one year older, one year wiser,
Rock 'n roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser.
A room full of friends, a mouth full of cake,
Every present is for you and it feels pretty great.
You're the man of the hour, the V.I.P.
You get the first slice of the p-i-e,
But first blow out the candles and make a wish.
Put a smile on, cuz it's your birthday, bitch!

Posted: **2003-02-11 05:42am**

Happy Birthday Captain, I hope this trend is still active when my birthday rolls around

Posted: **2003-02-11 06:10am**

Happy Birthday, best wishes for the day.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go fight for the stripper.

Posted: **2003-02-11 06:14am**

Rob Wilson wrote:Happy Birthday, best wishes for the day.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go fight for the stripper.

Can't. Dibs is dibs. It's the Golden rule.

Posted: **2003-02-11 06:17am**

Now now, there's no need to fight. There are enough strippers for everybody; I've made sure of it.

Bring on the ecdysiasts!

Posted: **2003-02-11 06:19am**

Robert Treder wrote:Now now, there's no need to fight. There are enough strippers for everybody; I've made sure of it.

Well as long as I get 2 or 3 decent ones I'll be happy for the night.

Posted: **2003-02-11 06:21am**

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:Happy Birthday, best wishes for the day.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go fight for the stripper.
Can't. Dibs is dibs. It's the Golden rule.

You can't call dibs on strippers. The golden rule at parties with strippers and alcohol is that there is always a fight over the stripper.

However as there are a multitude of strippers here (damn but Rob Treder knows how to organise a party!

) I'll takemy 2 or 3 and leave the rest for everyone else.

Posted: **2003-02-11 06:25am**

Oh frabjous day-not only is Tycho older'n me, I get a stripper to boot

This calls for a

VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TYCHO

Have fun

Posted: **2003-02-11 10:28pm**

Yo! Happy Birthday ya ol' coger!

Posted: **2003-02-11 10:30pm**

OLD MAN!

Happy birthday.

Posted: **2003-02-11 10:32pm**

Rob Wilson wrote:
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:Happy Birthday, best wishes for the day.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go fight for the stripper.
Can't. Dibs is dibs. It's the Golden rule.
You can't call dibs on strippers. The golden rule at parties with strippers and alcohol is that there is always a fight over the stripper.

However as there are a multitude of strippers here (damn but Rob Treder knows how to organise a party! ) I'll takemy 2 or 3 and leave the rest for everyone else.

Hey Rob, you should have been to the B-day party I was at this last weekend. it went further thatn strippers...

PS, Happy B-Day Captain Tycho.

Posted: **2003-02-11 10:34pm**

Happy Birthday, Cap'n.

*grabs a beer, eats some cake, mingles a bit, then takes a couple stippers home with him*

Posted: **2003-02-11 10:40pm**

Thank you guys.
Man, I tell ya, tonight me and my buddies had a blast....
Booze, butts, and beyond.....

Posted: **2003-02-11 10:45pm**

LOL...cool

And Happy Birthday old timer

Posted: **2003-02-11 11:23pm**

Posted: **2003-02-11 11:28pm**

Happy birthday!

Posted: **2003-02-11 11:28pm**

Happy Birthday.

Posted: **2003-02-11 11:43pm**

Happy birthday, sweetie! *kisses cheek* I'm glad you had a fabulous time.

Posted: **2003-02-11 11:45pm**

You're still not forgiven, but Happy Birthday, dammit!!

Posted: **2003-02-12 12:45am**

Congrats

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