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Aus vs England in soccer/football/fuck it
Posted: 2003-02-12 06:20am
by weemadando
Best of luck you pommie bastards.
I only hope that your soccer team is better than your fucking cricketers.
Posted: 2003-02-12 06:22am
by Admiral Valdemar
We don't need luck when we're playing a nation of cricketers at football.
Hey, how was the world cup?
Posted: 2003-02-12 06:36am
by weemadando
Admiral Valdemar wrote:We don't need luck when we're playing a nation of cricketers at football.
Hey, how was the world cup? :P
Fuck you.
Goddamn fucking choking fucking bastards.
Every fucking world cup... All they need is to fucking draw. But nooooo...
Posted: 2003-02-12 06:38am
by Admiral Valdemar
weemadando wrote:Admiral Valdemar wrote:We don't need luck when we're playing a nation of cricketers at football.
Hey, how was the world cup?
Fuck you.
Goddamn fucking choking fucking bastards.
Every fucking world cup... All they need is to fucking draw. But nooooo...
There, there, ando. No need to get mad (sic), just because you AREN'T BRILLIANT AT EVERY SPORT IN THE WORLD! *Ahem* Doesn't mean you're shit.
Runalong and play with your cricket balls or something, there's a good chap.
Posted: 2003-02-12 07:48am
by The Great Unbearded One
IT'S FOOTBALL! NOT SOCCER! IN 217 AD THE FIRST OFFICAL GAME OF FOOTBALL WAS PLAYED AND NAMED BY THE ENGLISH!!! THEREFORE IT'S FOOTBALL NOT GODDAMN SOCCER!!!!
As for us beating, piece of cake! And to any Germans reading
ENGLAND 5
GERMANY 1
Posted: 2003-02-12 07:49am
by Admiral Valdemar
The Americans call it soccer or futbol so it must be so!
Posted: 2003-02-12 09:19am
by The Great Unbearded One
What Americans call football is pussies rugby with padding!
Posted: 2003-02-12 09:25am
by salm
The Great Unbearded One wrote:IT'S FOOTBALL! NOT SOCCER! IN 217 AD THE FIRST OFFICAL GAME OF FOOTBALL WAS PLAYED AND NAMED BY THE ENGLISH!!! THEREFORE IT'S FOOTBALL NOT GODDAMN SOCCER!!!!
As for us beating, piece of cake! And to any Germans reading
ENGLAND 5
GERMANY 1
um... actually it´s England 5
Germany 2
thanks for rating uns higher than brazil. i appreciate that compliment but i cant accept it since they are better.
played won draw lost points
1 BRAZIL 87 60 21 13 194
2
GERMANY 85 50 18 17 168
3 ITALY] 70 39 17 14 134
4 ARGENTINA 60 30 11 19 101
5 ENGLAND 50 22 15 13 81
6 FRANCE 44 21 7 16 70
7 SPAIN 45 19 12 14 69
8 RUSSIA 37 17 6 14 57
Posted: 2003-02-12 09:30am
by The Great Unbearded One
salm wrote:
um... actually it´s England 5
Germany 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Where the hell did you get that bollocks idea? Every Englishman knows the score was
ENGLAND - 5
GERMANY - 1
It's the greatest England game in the last decade next to the world cup where we beat Argentina!
Check your facts, you'll see I'm right.
Posted: 2003-02-12 09:41am
by Crazy_Vasey
Australia will win. Simply because our manager doesn't give a shit about friendlies, their results at leats anyway, expect to see a cross between the reserves and the under 21s in the second half...
Posted: 2003-02-12 09:43am
by The Great Unbearded One
England is gonna whoop Aussies down under arse!
Posted: 2003-02-12 09:51am
by salm
The Great Unbearded One wrote:salm wrote:
um... actually it´s England 5
Germany 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Where the hell did you get that bollocks idea? Every Englishman knows the score was
ENGLAND - 5
GERMANY - 1
It's the greatest England game in the last decade next to the world cup where we beat Argentina!
Check your facts, you'll see I'm right.
read my post again, fool, you might understand it then.
Posted: 2003-02-12 11:43am
by The Great Unbearded One
Yes, but I was ignoring that cause that was to do with the World Cup...and it's only cause Germany didnt play anyone challenging till they got to the final. They had an EASY group.
Posted: 2003-02-12 01:30pm
by neoolong
The Great Unbearded One wrote:IT'S FOOTBALL! NOT SOCCER! IN 217 AD THE FIRST OFFICAL GAME OF FOOTBALL WAS PLAYED AND NAMED BY THE ENGLISH!!! THEREFORE IT'S FOOTBALL NOT GODDAMN SOCCER!!!!
But, you only get to name stuff if you're an important country. Therefore, it's soccer.
Posted: 2003-02-12 04:11pm
by The Great Unbearded One
neoolong wrote:
But, you only get to name stuff if you're an important country. Therefore, it's soccer.
You are clearly American due to the crapola you just spouted! England is too an important country, we ruled the world for well over a century! The only thing America have really ruled is their own selp opinated views of themselves and the world.
Posted: 2003-02-12 04:17pm
by neoolong
The Great Unbearded One wrote:neoolong wrote:
But, you only get to name stuff if you're an important country. Therefore, it's soccer.
You are clearly American due to the crapola you just spouted! England is too an important country, we ruled the world for well over a century! The only thing America have really ruled is their own selp opinated views of themselves and the world.
And who broke away from England? Yo.
Posted: 2003-02-12 04:29pm
by The Great Unbearded One
neoolong wrote:
And who broke away from England? Yo.
And then married all their cousins. Despite what you Yanks may think
1) America is only the country it is now due to WWII (Which you turned upto LATE!)
2) You did NOT win the war!
3) If you claim you did win the war then you did it with plans for a bomb which the BRITISH designed
4) You are soo wrapped up in yourselves you were infact shocked that the world didn't like you
5) You guys are way too wrapped up in the materialistic side of things (look at American Teenage GirlsO)
6) You're movies half the time are REALLY unrealistic (Look at Swordfish. The car simply hits into a wall and it blows up and flips)
7) You call your main sport Football when it is infact PUSSIES RUGBY!
You take credit for other peoples ideas
9) You are way too melodramatic
10) You rig elections...I'm sorry, ask for a recount
11) Produce Barbra Striesand - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!
12) You make up your own history (actually look into the whole Cowboys and Indians side of things)
13) For some reason you thought THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT was A) good B) A real documentary when the first credits are Written And Directed By
14) You re-make classic British films and make them crap - Get Carter, the upcoming Italian Job WHICH ISNT EVEN IN ITALY!
15) REDNECKS
Posted: 2003-02-12 04:43pm
by neoolong
And how does that make us unimportant?
Posted: 2003-02-12 04:59pm
by Admiral Valdemar
neoolong wrote:And how does that make us unimportant?
SILENCE, COLONIAL SCUM!
overconfidence
Posted: 2003-02-12 05:22pm
by The Janitor
I thought England would lose this & they did because Sven is insane, England play shit against shit teams & David james was in goal (he didn't play that bad but it was still a poor omen).
Good on Australia, put another shrimp on the barby & all that.
Posted: 2003-02-12 05:26pm
by Crazy_Vasey
We're shit at every sport on the face of the earth. I give up I really do,
Posted: 2003-02-12 05:28pm
by weemadando
Admiral Valdemar wrote:neoolong wrote:And how does that make us unimportant?
SILENCE, COLONIAL SCUM! :D
Let the Commonwealth rise up against the silly people who try and break away!
"Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the waves!"
Posted: 2003-02-12 05:33pm
by HemlockGrey
"Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the waves!"
And there was John Bull in martial pomp
But there was Old Kentucky!
Posted: 2003-02-12 05:56pm
by Brother-Captain Gaius
Hey Hemlock, whatever happened to the Ever Victorious Army?
Posted: 2003-02-12 06:05pm
by HemlockGrey
It's gearing up right now for the invasion of Iraq. It's now up to two trucks and four rifles, and may go off and conquer the rest of Nigeria if Bush takes too long to invade Iraq.