Your best, err, oragasm...

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-12 10:18pm

Whats the best one you've had?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-12 10:20pm

Does having one by yourself count?

Oh, and the author of threads like this are traditionally suposed to go first.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-02-12 10:21pm

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Probably on the boat trip coming back from Melbourne earlier this month. 2nd time that night and we went on 2 different beds, a chair, bedside table, desk and then back into one of the beds. After all of that, it was probably the best orgasm I've had.

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2003-02-12 10:22pm

I'll get back to you after the weekend.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-12 10:24pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Does having one by yourself count?

Oh, and the author of threads like this are traditionally suposed to go first.

But of course.

My best one was when I was 28, in my car.
My gf at the time was a great f*ck, and we went at it for over 2 hours.
Needless to say, I was in heaven by my 4th oragasm, which was like...... whoo..... It was utter ecstasy.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-02-12 10:24pm

I can't decide. But then, I've never had an orgasm Ididn'tlike...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-12 10:24pm

In general, the best orgasms are the ones that come (no pun intended) after a long and vigorous sexual experience. Quickies don't give you the same kind of climax.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-12 10:25pm

Over Christmas break.

It was quite long and kind of freaked me out for a second.

But that's all I'm going to say.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-02-12 11:17pm

I'd say during the summer with this girlie I met while I was a counselor at the running school (x-country camp).

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-02-12 11:21pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote: It was quite long and kind of freaked me out for a second.

The ones that leave you seeing stars and wondering if a small animal is loose in your pelvis are always the best.......

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-02-12 11:29pm

I need instant gratification so I probably havent experienced the best I could. I tend to end up either understimulating myself or going so far that when i stop and slow down its lost and it takes a while to get back to near orgasm, which then proceeds to suck. =\

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-02-12 11:51pm

Ask me after this weekend...

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-13 12:01am

Beowulf wrote:Ask me after this weekend...

Could you tape it?

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-02-13 12:06am

Captain tycho wrote:
Beowulf wrote:Ask me after this weekend...
Could you tape it?

*takes out a quarterstaff, thinks better of it, then runs over tycho w/ a BOLO.*

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-13 12:08am

Beowulf wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
Beowulf wrote:Ask me after this weekend...
Could you tape it?
*takes out a quarterstaff, thinks better of it, then runs over tycho w/ a BOLO.*

*pulls out warpblade and turns beowulf into tiny pieces.*

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-02-13 12:14am

Captain tycho wrote:
Beowulf wrote:
Captain tycho wrote: Could you tape it?
*takes out a quarterstaff, thinks better of it, then runs over tycho w/ a BOLO.*
*pulls out warpblade and turns beowulf into tiny pieces.*

*or at least attempts to. Sadly he is crushed underneath the 32,000 ton mass of the BOLO*

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-13 12:25am

Beowulf wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
Beowulf wrote: *takes out a quarterstaff, thinks better of it, then runs over tycho w/ a BOLO.*
*pulls out warpblade and turns beowulf into tiny pieces.*
*or at least attempts to. Sadly he is crushed underneath the 32,000 ton mass of the BOLO*

*Tycho's mere telepathic projection is crushed. The real tycho lon before cloaked himslef and snuck up behid beowulf without his noticing. Tycho tosses a thermal detenator, and, seconds later, beowulf is a smoldering pile of shit.

To make sure his enemy cannot revive, Tycho climbs into the GSV Big Donut and activates his gridfire, thereforce destroying the planet utterly.*

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-02-13 12:29am

I bet 2 more posts before Alyrium gets invovled with his lev 60 D&D RPG mage

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-13 12:33am

Exonerate wrote:I bet 2 more posts before Alyrium gets invovled with his lev 60 D&D RPG mage

1 more post and I bring out my special D&D mutant Balrog.

David · Post by **David** » 2003-02-13 12:52am

Having fun my little spam whores?

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-02-13 12:54am

David wrote:Having fun my little spam whores?

It would seems so

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-13 12:55am

David wrote:Having fun my little spam whores?

We're in the middle of a fight here.... and I'm not backing down until beowulf does.

Ok, beowulf, you win...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-13 01:27am

Exonerate wrote:I bet 2 more posts before Alyrium gets invovled with his lev 60 D&D RPG mage

You forgot Einy and the Railgun...

*arms Railgun, waits till Beowulf and Captain Tycho line up, then squeezes the trigger, unleashing his Screaming Lightspeed Depleted-Uranium Wrath!*

<(BZAPP!!!)>

{SPLAT!!}
{SPLAT!!}

*Sn0 laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs Beowulf and Captain Tycho's bodies at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*

IMPRESSIVE!!

EXCELLENT!!

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Back to the subject: My best 'Gasm was a few weeks ago with my BF Dave. Since I'm a bottom, I'll let yall put 2+2 together

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-02-13 01:29am

I don't get it....

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-13 01:31am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*Sn0 laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs Beowulf and Captain Tycho's bodies at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*

Unfortunately, it is only at that moment that Sn0 looks down and realizes that the enormous recoil of the weapon has embedded its handle in his abdomen. He collapses to the ground, fatally wounded and bleeding profusely.