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Gee,The money here is pretty&other stuff i learned in Ca

Posted: 2003-02-13 11:43am
by Col. Crackpot
a few funny tidbits i learned through my visits to Canada.
  • no matter how hot she looks in a flack vest, never flirt with the border guard.
  • The Ontario Provincial Police is not amused by jokes refering to the Naughty by Nature song OPP.
  • If you are drinking in a bar that happens to be in a country other than your own, and you decide to stand up and sing the national anthem of the aformentiond country, make sure you know ALL of the words
  • When asking for change do not say: 'just give me a blue one and two purple ones'
  • Molson XXX is not legal in the US for a damn good reason.