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USS Missouri (before being decommisioned)

Designated crew: 1,851 officers and men
Length: 270.4 metres
Beam: 32.98 metres
Draft: 11.58 metres
Height: 63.9 metres
Displacement: 41,000 tonnes (empty), 53,000 tonnes (full)
Power: 212,000 s.h.p. from four turbines
Maximum speed: 32 knots (with 10,584 gallons of fuel burned per hour)
Armament: 9 of 16" (406 mm) in three turrets; 20 of 5" (127 mm); 80 of 40 mm Bofors; 60 of 20mm Oerlikons, 32 of Tomahawk missile launchers; 16 of Harpoon missile launchers; 4 of CIWS 20 mm turrets.

And it's opponent...

Black & Decker Waffle Iron

Your typical 120-volt waffle-maker.
Estimated weight is a couple of pounds.
Makes a batch of four fluffy, golden brown waffles in minutes. Yummy.

Using the proper evidence and support, you may argue for/against either one succeeding in whatever situation you choose to present.
Have fun, and may the best machine win!!!

You're weird.

Did you post this here on purpose or accidently?

Hey, it's just my response to all these damn crazy vs threads. You people want a battle? I'll show you a battle!!!!

That is just...BAD.

Damn, double post.

um, the Waffle Iron, all the way.

Cant eat a battleship....

The Battleship fires any or all of its weapons and destroys the waffle iron.


Battleship wins.

The battleship runs over the waffle iron and it procedes to chop it up in its screws.

Well, there goes another into the loony bin.

The Missouri has been decomissioned. The waffle iron is still in use. GG, waffle iron.

Oh, for fucks sake. We have an entire forum to troll. Don't do it here!

Spam. Thread locked.






........oh......damn......

The George Forman Grill takes them all!

The Missouri's kitchens can outproduce that puny waffle iron. While the iron only makes waffles, the Missouri can make salads, steaks, soup, and cookies.

Colonel Olrik wrote:Oh, for fucks sake. We have an entire forum to troll. Don't do it here!

This is a serrious debate; just as serrious as, say, that old "Skynet vs Middle Earth" thread, or some of the other ones goin on.

Anywho, as for my $.03?

The waffle iron makes scrumptious waffles, and can be used conveniently in the home. The Missouri's galley is too large to utilize in a residential situation. Black & Decker wins this round.

So, does anyone want to argue that you can sink/sabotage the Missouri using a 3-pound aluminum waffle iron?

on second thought, just avoid the spam.

This should be in the Trek vs. Wars forum, after all, it's a pretty perfect analogy for the chance a GCS has against an ISD

I was going to put it in SLaM, but I didn't want to specifically limit the discussion to purely technical aspects.

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:The waffle iron makes scrumptious waffles, and can be used conveniently in the home. The Missouri's galley is too large to utilize in a residential situation. Black & Decker wins this round.

But you can just live on the Missouri so ha! Take that.

I would say the Battleship. One of her cooks from the gallery could use a screw driver to take the waffle iron apart.

The waffle iron! You can bean the officers over the head with it!

Waffle iron takes this easily.

All hail the mighty waffles of Doom!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Waffle Iron retails for $63.95. Missouri is worth millions, at the least. Waffle-Iron is more economically feasible. Waffle iron wins.

NF_Utvol wrote:The battleship runs over the waffle iron and it procedes to chop it up in its screws.

Which have several blades warped and pitted by the impacts. This caused massive vibrations, breaking the shaft seals and damaging the turbines and reduction gears. The chain reaction wipes out ¼ of the vessels power train and floods several compartments.