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Vader Toaster
Posted: 2008-11-12 02:27pm
by Xisiqomelir
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If there's something every Sith Lord knows how to do it's make a balanced breakfast. While the Jedi have to live off of Jawa juice and fried nerfsteak, the Dark Lord of the Sith prefers to have a reminder of his fiery Mustafar defeat at his breakfast table. Every morning he burns that moment into a slice of bread with the Darth Vader Toaster. This black, ominous kitchen appliance easily leaves the mark of Vader's helmet in every yummy piece of toast. Slather some Bantha butter on top, or make two pieces for an extra-Sithy BLT. Force power not required to operate toaster.
Re: Vader Toaster
Posted: 2008-11-12 02:29pm
by Samuel
Wait- Star Wars has bread and Vader can eat solid food?
This changes everything!
Re: Vader Toaster
Posted: 2008-11-12 04:14pm
by charlemagne
Would be funnier if it would look like Vader's helmet or something. Hello Kitty can make toasters that look like Hello Kitty, not just slap the brand name on.
Re: Vader Toaster
Posted: 2008-11-12 08:59pm
by Marcus Aurelius
Samuel wrote:Wait- Star Wars has bread and Vader can eat solid food?
This changes everything!
Who says he eats the toast? My theory is that he uses it while watching the RHPS with his friends. Which brings us to the question of what kind of underwear Vader uses...?
Re: Vader Toaster
Posted: 2008-11-13 03:57am
by Havok
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
I must have that.
Re: Vader Toaster
Posted: 2008-11-13 01:32pm
by Darth Tanner
$55 for a two slice toaster!!!!!
And it doesn’t even look like Darth Vader that much, what’s up with his jaw, it looks like he's got mandibles and a twirly moustache.
Re: Vader Toaster
Posted: 2008-11-13 06:16pm
by Palantas
Darth Tanner wrote:And it doesn’t even look like Darth Vader that much, what’s up with his jaw, it looks like he's got mandibles and a twirly moustache.
I think that's supposed to be his neck below his...uh, "breathing triangle." Come on, I think that looks plenty like Darth Vader. You could give anyone at a restaurant a slice, and I'm sure they'd ask, "Why the fuck is Darth Vader on my toast?"
Re: Vader Toaster
Posted: 2008-11-13 11:47pm
by RedImperator
Hmm...yeah...not a lot of potential for discussing Star Wars here. Let's take a trip to...oh, how about Off Topic?
Re: Vader Toaster
Posted: 2008-11-21 02:43am
by Kurgan
The real question is where this fits into the alphabetical canon schema.
I'm guessing "B-canon" (breakfast canon).