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Smith and Wesson now makes a .50 magnum, which can be seen here. Perfect for those of you who play roleplaying games and insist on carrying around the absolute biggest gun you can get your hands on. Also good for those of you who like to do this in real life to make up for, errr, "shortcomings."
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Thank Dog for S&W. I collect and shoot firearms. I foresee in the future me owning one of those.
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Feh! I'm waiting for the day they make real working models of the guns from Trigun and Hellsing.
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OOOOHHHH nice. I haven't seen that reported in any of my gun mags lately. 500 S&W, ey? I personally like the .40 S&W, a nice compromise between weight, stopping power, and size.

I'm gonna have to shoot one of those babies.
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beyond hope wrote:Smith and Wesson now makes a .50 magnum, which can be seen here. Perfect for those of you who play roleplaying games and insist on carrying around the absolute biggest gun you can get your hands on. Also good for those of you who like to do this in real life to make up for, errr, "shortcomings."
Now that is what I call penis envy! And a big badass gun. Heh. Though I'd prefer a good .45 ACP myself.
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Wow! Another hand gun which can't be accuractly fired by 99.995% of the worlds population accurately.

The only point to .50cal handguns is there ability to crack the engine block on most anything, making disabling a car running your roadblock easier. However a .45 can do that just fine as can many other lesser weapons.
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The perfect accessory for the man who has penis envy.
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I thought the Desert Eagle was .50 calibre?
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BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:I thought the Desert Eagle was .50 calibre?
Both.
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BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:I thought the Desert Eagle was .50 calibre?
It can easily be rechambered to .50, yes, but AFAIK you can't get an "off the shelf" .50 Desert Eagle.
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Darth Wong wrote:The perfect accessory for the man who has penis envy.
What does that say about the man who only carries derringers?
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He wouldn't need a one then. He could beat you to death with his dick. :lol:
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Just what the world needs-- a crew-served handgun.
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Dalton wrote:Feh! I'm waiting for the day they make real working models of the guns from Trigun and Hellsing.
For the Trigun you're in luck, except for the Angel Arm firing mode. Hellsing forget it, 13mm handguns are illegal to make in the USA. Smaller caliber versions may be possible.
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Rubberanvil wrote:
Dalton wrote:Feh! I'm waiting for the day they make real working models of the guns from Trigun and Hellsing.
For the Trigun you're in luck, except for the Angel Arm firing mode. Hellsing forget it, 13mm handguns are illegal to make in the USA. Smaller caliber versions may be possible.
That's not much different from a .50 calibre. Only .3mm difference. WTF?
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That's not much different from a .50 calibre. Only .3mm difference. WTF?
Beats me.

I was a bit hasty on the hellsing guns. The 13mm is still illegal, the .454 Casull(sp??) handgun is legal.

Closest gun I've seen to the Trigun is the Mateba Model 6 Unica http://www.kitsune.addr.com/Firearms/Re ... odel_6.htm
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I want that gun, if only to shot the stereo downstairs when it goes off in the morning. :twisted:
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Eh, not bad for a show piece. Rather have a baby eagle or a USP. I tend to have a thing for .40's but when in doubt, the 1911 always comes through in a pinch.
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it´s got sort of an evil beauty... :?
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yeah, i read an article in the paper about this....supposedly the gun was designed to kill a bear woth one shot. KA-BLAMMMO! :shock:
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Darth Wong wrote:The perfect accessory for the man who has penis envy.
LOL
What about the guy with a BFG (Big Fucking Gun) who wants a BFG (Big Fragging Gun)? Hint: Me......

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Bigger than a .454 Casull and has the energy of FIVE .357 Magnums!!! W00t. That's gonna leave a stain...
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2600 ft/lbs of force?!?! holy crap! that will blow a hole through an engine block!


<<<EDIT?: Hey Einy, did you hear about the new gay/bi/les pro gun group? i kid you not, they are called the pink pistols. apparantly there are now several million members. The gay NRA! >>>>>
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Col. Crackpot wrote:2600 ft/lbs of force?!?! holy crap! that will blow a hole through an engine block!


<<<EDIT?: Hey Einy, did you hear about the new gay/bi/les pro gun group? i kid you not, they are called the pink pistols. apparantly there are now several million members. The gay NRA! >>>>>
Pink Pistols? Yup, they're hella kool. I'm still trying to find a chapter here in Nawlins. I'll join when I get a couple guns.
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Col. Crackpot wrote: <<<EDIT?: Hey Einy, did you hear about the new gay/bi/les pro gun group? i kid you not, they are called the pink pistols. apparantly there are now several million members. The gay NRA! >>>>>
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JediNeophyte wrote:
BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:I thought the Desert Eagle was .50 calibre?
It can easily be rechambered to .50, yes, but AFAIK you can't get an "off the shelf" .50 Desert Eagle.
Yes, you can. Desert Eagle makes their .50 Magnum and you can buy them like that. In fact, there was an advertisement for the DE .357 Mag and .50 Mag a couple months ago on the back page of Guns and Ammo.
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