Traumatic events.

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-02-14 01:34am

I just looked at an old PM. About 2 months ago, Durran Korr was told in a thread not to post a pic, and I asked if he could send it to me via PM. It was a "Resevoir Dogs" spoof with the painting of God and Adam that resides on the roof of the Sistine Chapel with guns added to make it look like they were having a Mexican standoff.

I looked at the PM again for the first time since I got it, and evidently the people at somethingawful.co* (where the picresided) put a new pic in the same URL.

Now it's a picture of an old guy sucking off another dude.

I can almost literally feel my brain churning in my head as it melts at the memory of that horrific image. I sent Durran a PM saying that though it wasn';t his fault, I was still going to blamehim regardless.

Any traumatic events happen to you guys lately?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-02-14 01:35am

rofl

Ohh, that's great.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-14 01:56am

Maybe my uncle dieing suddenly from a heart attack a month ago..

Another than that, nothing, unless you count a REALLY bad case of diarrhea tonight.... ( do me a favor, don't ask

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Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-02-14 02:00am

Let's just talk about traumatic in a funny way. I would feel like an asshole if people started posting serious stories in this thread, since my contribution was meant to be humorous.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-02-14 02:01am

I thought of my stepmom earlier today. It was horrible.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-14 02:08am

JediNeophyte wrote:I thought of my stepmom earlier today. It was horrible.

If humorous then do tell.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-02-14 02:18am

...Getting my hand trapped in a vending machine...

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-14 02:21am

3rd Impact wrote:...Getting my hand trapped in a vending machine...

....while reaching for condoms.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-02-15 02:32am

On New Year's Day this year the girl I've had a huge crush on for about a year told me she was getting married. That was the single worst day of my life.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-02-15 02:35am

Update: I had to talk to my stepmom today. For several minutes. Kill me.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-02-15 02:38am

I had a friend who committed suicide last november and I just found out about it a few weeks back. Does that count?

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-15 03:59am

JediNeophyte wrote:Update: I had to talk to my stepmom today. For several minutes. Kill me.

Sex talk?

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-02-15 05:19am

Captain tycho wrote:
3rd Impact wrote:...Getting my hand trapped in a vending machine...
....while reaching for condoms.

While reaching for a can of coke.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-15 05:46am

3rd Impact wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
3rd Impact wrote:...Getting my hand trapped in a vending machine...
....while reaching for condoms.
While reaching for a can of coke.

Why am I thinking Homer Simpson?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-02-15 09:29pm

Frank Hipper wrote:
3rd Impact wrote:
Captain tycho wrote: ....while reaching for condoms.
While reaching for a can of coke.
Why am I thinking Homer Simpson?

Because he got both his hands stuck in 2 different vendinbg machines?

Anyway, the most traumatic event I've been through in my life would probably by my grandmother dying in 1998. I got over it after a while, and she was my closest grandparent. Since then, not much has happened in the way of traumatic events.