The legendary "Women's Issues"

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-02-15 08:08am

All over the place, I see people talking about how there are things women talk about that will do things to a male mind worthy of Great Cthulhu himself, most recently in the Gay Forum thread by Bean:

And the Women's only board which I don't know the name of as its COMPLETLY private, Only the Ladies and Lord Wong can access it but even he does not, as there are several topics which women can talk frankly about but cause even the most jaded of men to scream incorenitly and claw out their eyes

Normally I would dismiss this as bullshit, but I have seen it so much, from so many different people, that I am forced to conclude that there is at least something to it. As such, I challenge all the females of the board, and any males who have survived exposure to this obviously quite horrible experience, to share these topics with me in explicit detail.

Some would say that I'm being a masochist. Indeed I am. However, I would point out that I'm new to this, as in order to enjoy a 'bad' experience, one must have a 'bad' experience. I have been disappointed quite often when it comes to things like this, expecting it to be soo bad due to peoples' reactions, then thinking to myself "Pussies" afterwards.

So there it is. Anyone who accepts and manages to successfully perturb me will officially be my hero.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-15 08:18am

Oh, hell. Girls just talk about the same things guys do, they simply prefer privacy to do so. *notices SOS-NBA has materialised behind me, carrying pointy metal things* Now ladies, I didn't tell them anything. Honest. No! Stay back! No-AAAHHH*breathes*AAAAHHHH! OH GOD KILL ME FIRST! NOOOOOO! AAAAHHHHAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-02-15 09:27am

Its been nice knowing you XaLEv

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-02-15 10:00am

XaLwho? Best if we pretend we don't him...

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-02-15 10:10am

*hides behind something big heavy and innocuous looking.....*

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-02-15 10:19am

*stands and watches*

You do not know pain, you do not know fear. you will taste- erm shit sorry thought I was Saruman.

I never even heard of this secret women's only thead till today. *shrug*

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-02-15 10:24am

Keevan_Colton wrote:*hides behind something big heavy and innocuous looking.....*

Keevan stop hiding behind me

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-02-15 10:25am

Be glad that you don't know

And Kelly, IB, Zaia, have mercy on this simple fool, he knows not what he asks, stay your wrath, least we never see sane agian

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-02-15 10:25am

Its called Society of Sisters No Boys allowed .And as for the mind blowing stuff EHH can`t be any worse than what thy show on Sex and the City

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-02-15 10:26am

Darth Pounder wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:*hides behind something big heavy and innocuous looking.....*
Keevan stop hiding behind me

Shhhh!!!! I'm hiding.....damn I need to get some daft piece of treknobabble personal-phase-cloak-quantum-phase-variance-you-cant-see-me-tachyon-emmitter-field......
*realises with horror B&B may make off with this and use it an episode....*
Argh.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-02-15 10:28am

Typhonis 1 wrote:Its called Society of Sisters No Boys allowed .And as for the mind blowing stuff EHH can`t be any worse than what thy show on Sex and the City

Hay, can I join? It says no BoyS plural. That means they can have one!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-02-15 10:29am

*lends Keevan his Somebody Elses Problem Field Generator*

I'll need this back for poking the newbies later.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-02-15 10:30am

Mark S wrote:
Typhonis 1 wrote:Its called Society of Sisters No Boys allowed .And as for the mind blowing stuff EHH can`t be any worse than what thy show on Sex and the City

Hay, can I join? It says no BoyS plural. That means they can have one!

*gestures to the pruning shears*

Are you willing to make the sacrafices needed?
The old insta-eunach(tm) here will help you if you are....

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-02-15 10:43am

Typhonis 1 wrote: EHH can`t be any worse than what thy show on Sex and the City

Don't get me started on that stupid fucking show. Never will I understand how a bunch of over-the-hill, 40 year old ugly skanks obsessed with their pathetic love lives and hunt for the big O and obsessing over the latest loser/poser they're going out with can have dragged on for this many years.

I hate that fucking show.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-02-15 10:55am

Vympel wrote:
Typhonis 1 wrote: EHH can`t be any worse than what thy show on Sex and the City
Don't get me started on that stupid fucking show. Never will I understand how a bunch of over-the-hill, 40 year old ugly skanks obsessed with their pathetic love lives and hunt for the big O and obsessing over the latest loser/poser they're going out with can have dragged on for this many years.

I hate that fucking show.

You`re not the only one who hate that shit give me Law and Order anytime its a million time better.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-02-15 11:23am

Speaking of Law and Order.......

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-02-15 12:35pm

Typhonis 1 wrote:Its called Society of Sisters No Boys allowed.

Define "boy."

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-02-15 12:59pm

Vympel wrote:
Typhonis 1 wrote: EHH can`t be any worse than what thy show on Sex and the City
Don't get me started on that stupid fucking show. Never will I understand how a bunch of over-the-hill, 40 year old ugly skanks obsessed with their pathetic love lives and hunt for the big O and obsessing over the latest loser/poser they're going out with can have dragged on for this many years.

I hate that fucking show.

And most women I know worship it. Hell a lot of guys I know like it.

No one who actually watches TV really watches anything worth watching.

Utter shit.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-15 01:00pm

Baron Mordo wrote:
Typhonis 1 wrote:Its called Society of Sisters No Boys allowed.
Define "boy."

Penis & testicles would be the definition here.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-02-15 02:41pm

Frank Hipper wrote:
Baron Mordo wrote:
Typhonis 1 wrote:Its called Society of Sisters No Boys allowed.
Define "boy."
Penis & testicles would be the definition here.

so can a shemale be considered a boy?

Biddybot · Post by **Biddybot** » 2003-02-15 02:49pm

'Sex and the City' is the sort of thing which I do consider degrading to women...and I'm a woman! I've never seen anything on TV aimed specifically at a female audience that doesn't come off as seeming like an excuse for a giant whine fest and have learned to avoid shows like this like the plague. I'd even rather watch MENTV--at least they have 'Benny Hill' and those amusing reality cop shows.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-15 03:00pm

Mark S wrote:
Typhonis 1 wrote:Its called Society of Sisters No Boys allowed .And as for the mind blowing stuff EHH can`t be any worse than what thy show on Sex and the City

Hay, can I join? It says no BoyS plural. That means they can have one!

We have one. His name is Mike Wong.

And XaLEv, are you just curious about it, or are you pissed off that you can't be included? Just so you know, the girlie forum was my idea, so if you have a problem with it, let me know. Other than that, tell me what you want to know and (generally) I'll fill you in.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-02-15 03:06pm

Zaia wrote:
Mark S wrote:
Typhonis 1 wrote:Its called Society of Sisters No Boys allowed .And as for the mind blowing stuff EHH can`t be any worse than what thy show on Sex and the City

Hay, can I join? It says no BoyS plural. That means they can have one!
We have one. His name is Mike Wong.

Bah. He's the master of all forums. He doesn't count.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-15 03:13pm

Mark S wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Mark S wrote:Hay, can I join? It says no BoyS plural. That means they can have one!
We have one. His name is Mike Wong.
Bah. He's the master of all forums. He doesn't count.

He has a ding-ding. He can get in the forum. He counts.

J · Post by J » 2003-02-15 05:42pm

Issues? What issues?

Oh, "those" issues...
If I told you you'd die a horrible death and I don't want to have your death on my conscience. Sorry, but it's for your own good.