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My brother is contending that owning a satillite dish is illegal in canada, and that "canadians are pussies" and "we should do target practice on canada" Could someone who lives in canada please prove him wrong(if he is infact wrong, which is my contention) thank you

Alyrium Denryle wrote:My brother is contending that owning a satillite dish is illegal in canada, and that "canadians are pussies" and "we should do target practice on canada" Could someone who lives in canada please prove him wrong(if he is infact wrong, which is my contention) thank you

Beat him up...

Alyrium Denryle wrote:My brother is contending that owning a satillite dish is illegal in canada,Could someone who lives in canada please prove him wrong(if he is infact wrong, which is my contention) thank you

Its not illegal to own a satellite dish but it has to be bell expressvue or starchoice,the only thing illegal is stealing the signal.

Canada is our staunchest ally. They have been for a very long time.
I don't know if owning a satelite dish there is illegal, but if it is, why in the hell would that make them pussies or targets?

Ask him these three questions, should stop him dead

1. Why is owning a satillite dish in canada is illegal?
2. Why are Canadian's Pussys? There one of only two groups to ever beat America in a war(Canada, and the Viet Cong)
3. Why should we attack a Country that helps protect us from Terriorsts(Over fifteen Terrirots have been stoped on the Canadian side of the Border inculding one person in 99 who was driving a Rider Truck which was to be loaded with expolsives and nails then sucided driven into the middle of New York on the New Years
Plus they of course proivded us with good actors and excellent food, not to mention excelent mountians to ski on

Ask him why a bunch of "pussies" would accept all the inbound aircraft after the attacks on the WTC happened. Pussies could have said "Screw that! We're not letting those planes land here. One of them could still be a kamakazi."

Thank you

Mr Bean wrote: 2. Why are Canadian's Pussys? There one of only two groups to ever beat America in a war(Canada, and the Viet Cong)
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1. Those were mainly British troops, not native Canadians.

2. Most people agree that the War of 1812 had no real winner.

Andrew J. wrote:

Mr Bean wrote:

2. Most people agree that the War of 1812 had no real winner.

True. Militarily it was a cluster fuck for both sides. But since the U.S. did get what they wanted out of the war (stopping the drafting of American mariners into the British navy) it should count as a win +1 for the U.S.

There one of only two groups to ever beat America in a war(Canada, and the Viet Cong)

The war of 1812 was a draw, I believe.

Perhaps you should take him to Canada for a vacation. He might learn a few things there.

Perhaps I could take a snapshot of all the satellite dishes around my neighbourhood? The police would be having a field day if those things were illegal. What a dumb-ass.

Canada is second only to Germany and Southern California in per capita gorgeous women.

Canada gave us hockey, which gave usStanley Cup, which gave me Twenty bucks when the Red Wings won the Stanley Cup.

Canada has given us another good reason to mock the French (Quebec)

Canada gave the world many celebrities including:

Pamela Anderson Lee
Dan Aykroyd
Alexander Graham Bell
John Candy
Jim Carrey
James Doohan
Dave Foley
Michael J. Fox
Robert Goulet
Tom Green
Phil Hartman
Natasha Henstridge
Norm MacDonald
Mike Myers
James Naismith
Leslie Nielsen
William Shatner
Shania Twain

AND MANY MORE!

And there's my personal favorite: the Kids in the Hall

So you see Canada is one of the greatest Sta.....errr...Nations in the whole world!

Darth Fanboy wrote:Canada is second only to Germany and Southern California in per capita gorgeous women.

Have you never been to Italy....or Australia. , now there is some capita or gorgeous women!

Why don't you tell him to come up here to any bar of his choice and air his views as to why we're pussies. I'm sure some nice Canadian or two would be happy to calmly and politely explain to him how we're not. Especially if they're PPCLI or RCR. Don't worry, we have free health care.

Shadow WarChief wrote:True. Militarily it was a cluster fuck for both sides. But since the U.S. did get what they wanted out of the war (stopping the drafting of American mariners into the British navy) it should count as a win +1 for the U.S.

The Americans had planned to invade Canada, which they tried before during the revolution, but as the war dragged on, they were driven back. Thus, the objective of capturing Canada failed, which brings the score back to zero.

Remember, we're One Nation Under Canada

The Great Unbearded One wrote:

Darth Fanboy wrote:Canada is second only to Germany and Southern California in per capita gorgeous women.

Have you never been to Italy....or Australia. , now there is some capita or gorgeous women!

Some but not near as many, Southern Cal is a miss america contest on every street corner (except in west hollywood where it is more like Joe Millionaire or Bachelor) and lets face it, German women are fucking gorgeous. they export all of their ugly ones East to become steroid freak nurses.

And to avoid a thread hijack may I add "lower drinking age" and "Little Amsterdam itself, Vancouver"