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religion
Posted: 2003-02-15 10:41pm
by Enforcer Talen
taosim - shit happens
hare krishna - shit happens rama dama ding dong
hinduism - this shit has happened before
islam - if shit happens, take a hostage
zen - what is the sound of shit happening?
buddhism - when shit happens, is it really shit?
confucianism - confuscius says, shit happens
7th day adventists - shit happens on saturday
protestantism - shit wont happen if I work harder
catholicism - if shit happens, I deserve it
jehovah's witness - knock knock, "shit happens."
unitarinism - what is this shit?
mormon - shit happens again and again and again
judiasm - why does this shit always happen?
rastafarinism - let's smoke this shit
Posted: 2003-02-15 10:43pm
by XaLEv
Discordianism - shit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
Posted: 2003-02-15 10:52pm
by Iceberg
Scientology: Shit happens, so you need to take this $100 audit now! And buy our book! And promise us your children! And take out your brain!
Posted: 2003-02-15 10:52pm
by Sea Skimmer
Communism: Has your shit been approved by the state?
Posted: 2003-02-15 10:53pm
by Iceberg
Nazism: Shit happens because of the untermenschen!
Posted: 2003-02-15 10:55pm
by GrandMasterTerwynn
Psychotic dictatorship: We'll make shit happen to you if you open your mouth!
Posted: 2003-02-15 10:55pm
by Iceberg
Agnosticism: What is this shit?
Atheism: I don't believe this shit.
Scholarly Catholicism: Let's analyze this shit to see what it can tell us about the workings of the mind of God.
Posted: 2003-02-16 12:14am
by haas mark
paganism: shit happens, but something better happens later to balance karma.
Posted: 2003-02-16 12:15am
by haas mark
Iceberg wrote:Atheism: I don't believe this shit.
More like "I don't believe
in this shit."
Re: religion
Posted: 2003-02-16 12:17am
by Frank Hipper
Enforcer Talen wrote:taosim - shit happens
hare krishna - shit happens rama dama ding dong
hinduism - this shit has happened before
islam - if shit happens, take a hostage
zen - what is the sound of shit happening?
buddhism - when shit happens, is it really shit?
confucianism - confuscius says, shit happens
7th day adventists - shit happens on saturday
protestantism - shit wont happen if I work harder
catholicism - if shit happens, I deserve it
jehovah's witness - knock knock, "shit happens."
unitarinism - what is this shit?
mormon - shit happens again and again and again
judiasm - why does this shit always happen?
rastafarinism - let's smoke this shit
I have an abreviated version of this on a T-shirt.
Posted: 2003-02-16 12:19am
by Frank Hipper
And Judaism is- Why does shit always happen to us.
Re: religion
Posted: 2003-02-16 12:24am
by Enforcer Talen
Frank Hipper wrote:Enforcer Talen wrote:taosim - shit happens
hare krishna - shit happens rama dama ding dong
hinduism - this shit has happened before
islam - if shit happens, take a hostage
zen - what is the sound of shit happening?
buddhism - when shit happens, is it really shit?
confucianism - confuscius says, shit happens
7th day adventists - shit happens on saturday
protestantism - shit wont happen if I work harder
catholicism - if shit happens, I deserve it
jehovah's witness - knock knock, "shit happens."
unitarinism - what is this shit?
mormon - shit happens again and again and again
judiasm - why does this shit always happen?
rastafarinism - let's smoke this shit
I have an abreviated version of this on a T-shirt.
guess where I stole it from?
Posted: 2003-02-16 12:26am
by kojikun
theres a list of like 100 of these little shit happens sayings.