3 Words You Don't Want To Hear In A Bathroom.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-02-16 01:45am

"Hey, nice cock!"

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-02-16 01:47am

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-16 01:49am

LMAO!

Depends...

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-16 01:50am

And what if that person happens to be Natalie Portman? Then what? Is it so bad then? Well is it? I didn't think so.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-02-16 01:50am

Lord Poe wrote:"Hey, nice cock!"

Unless you happen to be a guy in the ladie's bathroom, reminds me of the... Ahh skip it that's something you don't need to know

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-16 01:50am

"Here, hold this."

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-16 01:51am

Speak for yourself, Mr. Poe.
Worse would be, "You call that a penis?" More than three words, but worse, nonetheless.

(edit) Hey, lucky post #1313! Cool.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-02-16 01:54am

I believe someone said that to my brother once. Guess who got in trouble with the authorities for beating someone in a public bathroom?

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-02-16 01:59am

"That's an nice piece of equiptment you got there." - GATTACA

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2003-02-16 02:48am

Lord Poe wrote:"Hey, nice cock!"

And here I was thinking the three worst words you could hear in the head are: "It's gonna blow!"

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And of course, the five worst words you can hear in the shower are: "Ooops, I dropped the soap."
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Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2003-02-16 02:50am

Frank Hipper wrote:Speak for yourself, Mr. Poe.
Worse would be, "You call that a penis?" More than three words, but worse, nonetheless.

(edit) Hey, lucky post #1313! Cool.

However, the following line could make it uber-compliment, "That thing's a fucking nuclear missile!"

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-16 02:53am

Or "That's a lot of blood..."

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-16 03:04am

"this look infected?"

"Help, i'm stuck" or "Help, it's caught"

"That looks tasty"

"Just like homemade!"

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-02-16 03:09am

"It wont STOP!!!"

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-16 03:10am

"Is itsupposedto be crooked like that?"

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-16 03:12am

At a urinal:

I can't get the condom out!!"

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-16 03:14am

"Does this smell like cheese?"

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-16 03:17am

[French accent]"Blast these cheap American dildos!"[/French accent]

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-02-16 03:17am

"Whoops, that was a bidet?"

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-16 03:19am

"It's about fucking time the gerbil came out!!"

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-02-16 03:28am

"You got prostate cancer or something?"

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-02-16 03:28am

"Motherfucking yeast infection." <--In a guy's bathroom.

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-02-16 03:59am

Fuck, it burns!!

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-02-16 04:05am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:"It's about fucking time the gerbil came out!!"

Worse yet: that followed by *PLOP!* in the toilet.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-02-16 04:26am

(eminating from a locked stall) "Pee, pee, dammit!!"

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