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First off, I am following the canon here (Bram Stoker's Dracula), And according to it, you can fuck a vampire by burning it, cutting its head off, sticking a wooden stake through its heart, having him up and about in broad daylight... but, wait a second? there is a scene in the book in which our hero is out and about AT NOON a sunny day in London... WTF??? So I guess my real question is this: If Drac can dance on the beach at high noon for a few minutes without getting zinged to ashes; and even further proof of my madness, he gets beheaded and spiked with a smile on his face while the sun was still out at dusk,,, is it the sun light what kicks his ass or the time of the day, since obviously he can be awake at noon? If it is the time of day, then what the fuck happens to other time zones, since it is always day somewhere? If it is the radiation from the sun, then where did he get his SPF 569 Coppertone to go out in the day in 18something?

Also, you are an atheist, and you know no fucking religious paraphernalia would be effective against an undead asshole... so how do you kick his ass short of setting off a nuke? Bullets still just tickle him...

It depends on exactly which vampire tales you take as your cannon....it seems here you're going with the movie of BS's Dracula (arent abbreviations fun kiddies? ). In this case, sunlight isnt on the list of ways to kill...a vampire only has his full powers at night...during the daylight you have a far better chance of kicking his ass....compared to the almost none after darkness.....
The reason to be grinning at dusk even with the sun still up is simple...the sun is fading...its about to get dark and real bad for those fucking with you.

A flamethrower would help. So would phosphor rounds, WP grenades, naptha (are you detecting a pattern here?)

Keevan_Colton wrote:It depends on exactly which vampire tales you take as your cannon....it seems here you're going with the movie of BS's Dracula (arent abbreviations fun kiddies?)

Actually I am going by the book (Which BTW is one of the very few I have read that really scared the ever living shit out of moi), and according to it, IIRC, a vampire can only be out during the day for a few minutes at noon. Granted, it is easier to kick his ass during this time, but not that much easier, as he still possesses insane strength and he is very impervious to bullets...

Make him watch Enterprise

Pistolero wrote:

Keevan_Colton wrote:It depends on exactly which vampire tales you take as your cannon....it seems here you're going with the movie of BS's Dracula (arent abbreviations fun kiddies?)

Actually I am going by the book (Which BTW is one of the very few I have read that really scared the ever living shit out of moi), and according to it, IIRC, a vampire can only be out during the day for a few minutes at noon. Granted, it is easier to kick his ass during this time, but not that much easier, as he still possesses insane strength and he is very impervious to bullets...

I'm more fond of some of the other vampire stuff out there to be honest....though I have read a shitload....as you might be able to guess from my avatar its an area of intrest of mine...

Darth Fanboy wrote:Make him watch Enterprise

Sick, evil, cruel!!

I like it.

Darth Fanboy wrote:Make him watch Enterprise

I said kick his ass, not make him an American under Ashcroft!

Hmmmmmmm, can vampires see when they turn into bats if they can see when they are in the human undead form?

Love the book.

A vampire can be up and about by day, but he needs to be in his occfin at dawn and dusk (not a killing thing, just will be)

To kill him, you need the stake, beheading and stuff garlic/host in his mouth, IIRC.

How to disable a vampire: Convert them into a Jehovah's Witness.

Actually, with religious parpehenalia it doesn't have to be religious. The power can be inherent in the shape and when people see the power it has, it could be appropriated by a religion into a holy item.

I say the best way, is to just shoot it full of holes. And then burn it while it's reeling.

There is only way sure way.

Thermonuclear weapons.

if you cut off a vampires head, it cant hurt you. then you can give it to raycav and be sure the thing is dead. UNF

Pop's neck.

Jewish/Catholic Patant guilt trip?
hey, even the undead would be wanting to kill themselves.

oh, and when one parent is each, and you know BOTH guilt trip techniques.....

Vampires are invulnerable. Don't you know?

http://elfonlyinn.keenspace.com/d/20021230.html

Just fuck them over like you would a deadite, then they are your bitches and you can dispose of them at your own convience.

Ok, question. If stake him, then stick a grenade in his mouth and blow his head off, is he then impossilbe to kill since he doesn't have a mouth to stick garlic in?

I like Aylee's Solution.

"But a mere flesh wound!"

I have visions of the Black Knight..

"have at you!"

Vampires can only be killed by the Hybrid team of Vampire Hunter D, Blade, and Cuddles the Transylvanian Poodle.

Darth Fanboy wrote:"have at you!"

Vampires can only be killed by the Hybrid team of Vampire Hunter D, Blade, and Cuddles the Transylvanian Poodle.

Thats got to be one hell of a movie

WIth RIffs stake autocannon.

phongn wrote:There is only way sure way.

Thermonuclear weapons.

Rifts vampires will just get pissed off by that.

Sure it'll take them all of 40 seconds to reform after being blasted into component molecules, but you better be spending that 40 seconds running the hell away...

What if you snuck into their crypt at high noon and put little piles of thermite on their coffins, and lit'em up with magnesium strips?