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Some random newbie jerk...

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wants to say "Ummmm...hi".

I can do all kinds of normal newbie stuff, like:

1) Act like I know it all.

2) Announce my might feats of cutting-and-pasting.

3) Talk about how 1337 I am because I've got a website.

4) Assume that any post I make will be venerated and have me promoted to Mod within two weeks.

Oddly enough, I normally don't. ;-)

I've been lurking here for a few months and decided to sign up and begin posting.

If anyone cares:
  • I'm a Mac user.
    I'm in college.
    I've been Cap'n Hector for nine years.
    I run a porn server. Don't ask where.
    I'm a gourmet chef.
Hmm...I think that covers it.

Wait, I'm an invertebrate punster...

And I like to use ellipsisi...
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Wierd introduction. Anyway, hello.
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Very good intro. I liked it, it was different!
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porn server.... welcome :D and:

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Halloo, lurkin' dude.
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Welcome!

And you knew enough to post your Aloha Message here instead of, say, in the SLaM or ST vs SW forum. You have passed the first test!

and btw...

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*Deactivates his Somebody Elses Problem Field*

POUNDER POKE :twisted:

Enjoy your stay

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Re: Some random newbie jerk...

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Cap'n Hector wrote: I run a porn server. Don't ask where.
This is SDNet. You have to tell us, sooner or later. :)
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Welcome to SD.net, oh and I loved your post in the 'America is still a colony' thread, very funny.
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I already bit you in SLAM, so, it's "ellipses" for the plural of "elipsis." ;)
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Re: Some random newbie jerk...

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Greetings, newbie.
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Pr0n? where?

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KILL IT! KILL IT!
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n00b

*Poke*

Porn?! Where?!
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Post by Cap'n Hector »

verilon wrote:I already bit you in SLAM, so, it's "ellipses" for the plural of "elipsis." ;)
I prefer ellipsi* because of the Principal of Looking Latin means that it can take an "i" for the plural...

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*Yes, that means I got an extra "si" in my first post.
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HYPERMATTER REACTOR FUSION POKE!

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Cap'n Hector wrote:
verilon wrote:I already bit you in SLAM, so, it's "ellipses" for the plural of "elipsis." ;)
I prefer ellipsi* because of the Principal of Looking Latin means that it can take an "i" for the plural...

Cap'n Hector

*Yes, that means I got an extra "si" in my first post.
Either way.. I almost said ellipsi, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

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Wow, what a very different introduction. At least you didn't start an immediate flamewar. Welcome to SD.net.

Oh.... and before I forget...
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Since I already poked you, welcome. :D
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