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Some random newbie jerk...
Posted: 2003-02-16 06:53am
by Cap'n Hector
wants to say "Ummmm...
hi".
I can do all kinds of normal newbie stuff, like:
1) Act like I know it all.
2) Announce my might feats of cutting-and-pasting.
3) Talk about how 1337 I am because I've got a website.
4) Assume that any post I make will be venerated and have me promoted to Mod within two weeks.
Oddly enough, I normally don't.
I've been lurking here for a few months and decided to sign up and begin posting.
If anyone cares:
- I'm a Mac user.
I'm in college.
I've been Cap'n Hector for nine years.
I run a porn server. Don't ask where.
I'm a gourmet chef.
Hmm...I think that covers it.
Wait, I'm an invertebrate punster...
And I like to use ellipsisi...
Posted: 2003-02-16 07:21am
by Vympel
Wierd introduction. Anyway, hello.
Posted: 2003-02-16 07:26am
by The Great Unbearded One
Very good intro. I liked it, it was different!
Posted: 2003-02-16 08:20am
by God Emperor
Watch out for the pokers and welcome.
Posted: 2003-02-16 08:41am
by salm
porn server.... welcome
and:
Posted: 2003-02-16 08:49am
by Frank Hipper
Halloo, lurkin' dude.
Posted: 2003-02-16 09:41am
by Coyote
Welcome!
And you knew enough to post your Aloha Message here instead of, say, in the SLaM or ST vs SW forum. You have passed the first test!
and btw...
POKE!
Posted: 2003-02-16 09:46am
by Lord Pounder
*Deactivates his Somebody Elses Problem Field*
POUNDER POKE 
Enjoy your stay
*Reactivates his SEP Field before the n00b has any idea what the hell happened*
Posted: 2003-02-16 09:46am
by Next of Kin
Enjoy your stay!
Re: Some random newbie jerk...
Posted: 2003-02-16 10:23am
by RogueIce
Cap'n Hector wrote:
I run a porn server. Don't ask where.
This is SDNet. You have to tell us, sooner or later.
Posted: 2003-02-16 10:25am
by Crown
Welcome to SD.net, oh and I loved your post in the 'America is still a colony' thread, very funny.
Posted: 2003-02-16 10:30am
by haas mark
I already bit you in SLAM, so, it's "ellipses" for the plural of "elipsis."
Re: Some random newbie jerk...
Posted: 2003-02-16 10:31am
by XaLEv
Greetings, newbie.
Cap'n Hector wrote:I run a porn server. Don't ask where.
Don't worry. We'll break you eventually. Yes, they always break, eventually...
Posted: 2003-02-16 11:09am
by Wicked Pilot
Will you flame someone for a treat?
Posted: 2003-02-16 11:27am
by Ghost Rider
Hello...ooooooo a parrot, funky.
Posted: 2003-02-16 11:59am
by Beowulf
Pr0n? where?
j/k
Posted: 2003-02-16 12:00pm
by Sea Skimmer
KILL IT! KILL IT!
Posted: 2003-02-16 12:24pm
by ArmorPierce
n00b
*Poke*
Porn?! Where?!
Posted: 2003-02-16 12:28pm
by Cap'n Hector
verilon wrote:I already bit you in SLAM, so, it's "ellipses" for the plural of "elipsis."
I prefer ellipsi* because of the Principal of Looking Latin means that it can take an "i" for the plural...
Cap'n Hector
*Yes, that means I got an extra "si" in my first post.
Posted: 2003-02-16 12:29pm
by Nathan F
HYPERMATTER REACTOR FUSION POKE!
Welcome to the Forum!
Posted: 2003-02-16 12:37pm
by haas mark
Cap'n Hector wrote:verilon wrote:I already bit you in SLAM, so, it's "ellipses" for the plural of "elipsis."
I prefer ellipsi* because of the Principal of Looking Latin means that it can take an "i" for the plural...
Cap'n Hector
*Yes, that means I got an extra "si" in my first post.
Either way.. I almost said ellipsi, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
~ver.
Posted: 2003-02-16 01:19pm
by Majin Gojira
SUPER! ATOMIC! POKE! OF DOOM!
Posted: 2003-02-16 01:31pm
by Kelly Antilles
Wow, what a very different introduction. At least you didn't start an immediate flamewar. Welcome to SD.net.
Oh.... and before I forget...
*poke*
Posted: 2003-02-16 01:44pm
by Captain tycho
Since I already poked you, welcome.
Posted: 2003-02-16 01:46pm
by Dalton
I like your website, kid!