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When you become a member, what are the benefits?

You asked to join and don't know? That's just stupid. But... You get a title and access to the groups private forum.

You become a member one your request is approved. The benefits include being able to post and reply ot many TGODs, and threads about lesbian sex between two foctional characters and naked pictueres, of course.

You don't know about the wonders and glory that befalls you when you become one of the wonderfull and enlightened monkeys!!!

Feel shame and beat yourself with a spoon!

Actually, you get the privilage of all the goodies the monkeys have stolen away into our forum...

Sea Skimmer wrote:You asked to join and don't know? That's just stupid. But... You get a title and access to the groups private forum.

Well, it's not like Verilon told me what I'd get.
I knew I would get a Rabid Monkey title and be able to put BOTM in my sig. I didn't know they had their own forum.
Cool.
And with naked pics nonetheless.

Captain tycho wrote:When you become a member, what are the benefits?

You get your rabid monkey title and you also get viciously beaten to death in a hideous blood-filled initiation ritual. The rumours of sex-filled threads and nudie pics are just our ways of luring unsuspecting forumites into the Brotherhood so we can beat and torture them for our pleasure. Ooops, did I say that out loud?

aerius wrote:

Captain tycho wrote:When you become a member, what are the benefits?

You get your rabid monkey title and you also get viciously beaten to death in a hideous blood-filled initiation ritual. The rumours of sex-filled threads and nudie pics are just our ways of luring unsuspecting forumites into the Brotherhood so we can beat and torture them for our pleasure. Ooops, did I say that out loud?

How are you going to do that when I'm all the way over in northwestren Ohio buried under 14 feet of snow?
Oh well. No pain no gain, right?

[bites tongue]

Captain tycho wrote:How are you going to do that when I'm all the way over in northwestren Ohio buried under 14 feet of snow?
Oh well. No pain no gain, right?

We have flamethrowers. We ARE flamethrowers.

IG-88E wrote:

Captain tycho wrote:How are you going to do that when I'm all the way over in northwestren Ohio buried under 14 feet of snow?
Oh well. No pain no gain, right?

We have flamethrowers. We ARE flamethrowers.

Dudes, your getting me too excited here.

IG-88E wrote:

Captain tycho wrote:How are you going to do that when I'm all the way over in northwestren Ohio buried under 14 feet of snow?
Oh well. No pain no gain, right?

We have flamethrowers. We ARE flamethrowers.

[kicks Iggy] No letting out the devious secrets of what the Brotherhood contains! That weaponry is ours and ours alone, dammit!!! [kicks Iggy again]

Captain tycho wrote:

aerius wrote:You get your rabid monkey title and you also get viciously beaten to death in a hideous blood-filled initiation ritual. The rumours of sex-filled threads and nudie pics are just our ways of luring unsuspecting forumites into the Brotherhood so we can beat and torture them for our pleasure. Ooops, did I say that out loud?

How are you going to do that when I'm all the way over in northwestren Ohio buried under 14 feet of snow?
Oh well. No pain no gain, right?

The Brotherhood is everywhere, the Brotherhood is watching you. We know what you masturbated to last night.

Captain tycho wrote:

Sea Skimmer wrote:You asked to join and don't know? That's just stupid. But... You get a title and access to the groups private forum.

Well, it's not like Verilon told me what I'd get.

So your excuse for not knowing what you'd get before asking to join, is that you where not told after you asked to join.

For your own sake, never attempt to invest in anything.

verilon wrote:[kicks Iggy] No letting out the devious secrets of what the Brotherhood contains! That weaponry is ours and ours alone, dammit!!! [kicks Iggy again]

Jeez, calm down! It's not like I blabbed about the ISD Mark IV or anyth....oops.

Captain tycho wrote:

Sea Skimmer wrote:You asked to join and don't know? That's just stupid. But... You get a title and access to the groups private forum.

Well, it's not like Verilon told me what I'd get.
I knew I would get a Rabid Monkey title and be able to put BOTM in my sig. I didn't know they had their own forum.
Cool.
And with naked pics nonetheless.

I said nothing. Honestly.

aerius wrote:

Captain tycho wrote:

aerius wrote:You get your rabid monkey title and you also get viciously beaten to death in a hideous blood-filled initiation ritual. The rumours of sex-filled threads and nudie pics are just our ways of luring unsuspecting forumites into the Brotherhood so we can beat and torture them for our pleasure. Ooops, did I say that out loud?

How are you going to do that when I'm all the way over in northwestren Ohio buried under 14 feet of snow?
Oh well. No pain no gain, right?

The Brotherhood is everywhere, the Brotherhood is watching you. We know what you masturbated to last night.

Did you like what you saw?
(ok, maybe that's TOO twisted...)

IG-88E wrote:

verilon wrote:[kicks Iggy] No letting out the devious secrets of what the Brotherhood contains! That weaponry is ours and ours alone, dammit!!! [kicks Iggy again]

Jeez, calm down! It's not like I blabbed about the ISD Mark IV or anyth....oops.

[strangles you]

You didn't know that we had our own forum? Then how did you know who to talk to to get in and why would you even want to get in? Just the sake for having a Rabid Monkey title?

The Trinity vs. Mary Poppins thread. Its why I signed up for it.

ArmorPierce wrote:You didn't know that we had our own forum? Then how did you know who to talk to to get in and why would you even want to get in? Just the sake for having a Rabid Monkey title?

I saw that verilon was the leader of the BOTM, and I just decided 'Hey, what the hell' and proceeded to PM him. If I'd had know it came with a forum full of nudie pics....
Well, let's just say I'd signed up alot sooner.

Captain tycho wrote:

aerius wrote:The Brotherhood is everywhere, the Brotherhood is watching you. We know what you masturbated to last night.

Did you like what you saw?
(ok, maybe that's TOO twisted...)

1) You've been around here long enough to make 1000 posts and you didn't know the BOTM had its own forum?

2) You didn't bother to ask anyone BEFORE PMing Ver about joining because...why, again?

3) You think that last comment of yours quoted above is "too twisted?!"



On those points, I think maybe you're not quite up for becoming a member... Sorry, dude.

BTW, how old are you?

I believe he's said 35+ at one point.

But yeah if you think that's twisted, then maybe you don't want to venture into the BoTM...then again maybe you do just to get a new look upon everything.

First off, no, no, yes, and old enough.

verilon wrote:First off, no, no, yes...

Gah. I was afraid of that.

...and old enough.

Ok, just thought I'd check since I didn't know.

People, that wasn't twisted. You have not even gotten a hint of the limit of my depravity.