Greetings from a newbie to the boards

Kolinar Romanov · Post by **Kolinar Romanov** » 2002-08-15 11:51pm

Good day comrades, and fellow fighters !

I am Kolinar Romanov: Premiere Alexei Romanov from Westwood's C&C Red Alert 2, and Mentat Kolinar Koltrass, from Westwood's Dune 3: EMperor: Battle For DUne.

I like Science Fiction. No, that's wrong. I LOVE it. It's my main love, aside from fantasy, which is but a mere recent interest. Science fiction is my life. And, of course, Star Wars, in my opinion, is one of the best science fiction so far. And of course, one of my favourite ships is the Star Destroyer

As an Atreides Mentat/ Soviet leader, I intend to become a Jedi, esp. since being a Jedi will allow me to : (1) Whop Harkonnen ass easier and (2) play mind tricks with Yuri, and give him a tatse of his own medicine.

Also, I happen to like a certain Jedi Council Member by the name of Bean

And so, I hope I'll enjopy my time here in the boards.

David · Post by **David** » 2002-08-16 12:13am

Greetingsssssss

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-08-16 12:21am

Little info, DarkStar is a moron, ignore anything he posts.

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-08-16 12:23am

Greetings, Romanov!

[thread/personality hijack]

Greetings Comrade Romanov. Perhaps you do not remember me. It is I, Comrade Yuri! Soon, all your base will belong to me!

[/thread/personality hijack]

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-08-16 12:26am

Ray, your new avatar is hideous.

Kolinar Romanov · Post by **Kolinar Romanov** » 2002-08-16 05:53am

RayCav of ASVS wrote:Greetings, Romanov!

[thread/personality hijack]

Greetings Comrade Romanov. Perhaps you do not remember me. It is I, Comrade Yuri! Soon, all your base will belong to me!

[/thread/personality hijack]

Yuri... yuri... you double crossing traitor !

I liked your style ! WHy did you betray your own Mother Russia ? We wanted to whoop Americana ass only, dah !

Oh welll. Btw, Ray's avatar is NOT hiedieous.

And you can't have my base now Yuri: for I am training to be a Mentat and Jedi !

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-08-16 09:37am

Kolinar Romanov wrote:Yuri... yuri... you double crossing traitor !

I liked your style ! WHy did you betray your own Mother Russia ? We wanted to whoop Americana ass only, dah !

Oh welll. Btw, Ray's avatar is NOT hiedieous.

And you can't have my base now Yuri: for I am training to be a Mentat and Jedi !

[personality hijack]

Why settle for just America, Comrade, when I can have the world?

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[/personality hijack]

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-16 10:16am

anarchistbunny wrote:Little info, DarkStar is a moron, ignore anything he posts.

Or slaughter his points at your convenience. It really doesn't matter. He will reject what you say and repeat whatever it was he said the first time.

starfury · Post by **starfury** » 2002-08-16 10:19am

welcome to Stardestoryer.net, glory to the empire

Kolinar Romanov · Post by **Kolinar Romanov** » 2002-08-16 02:48pm

starfury wrote:welcome to Stardestoryer.net, glory to the empire

Glory indeed ! Hail to the Soviet Empire... oops wrong audience ! Sorry comrades

I know what you mean Yuri. But, isn't that abit self-centred ? I mean, while I did plan an invasion of U.S., I was gonna be disen Supreme Leader of Complete World ! I will be a COmrade, a fellow, of every person on Earth ! You'd just one control freak !

Besides, I am resistant to any pshycic tricks now ! I now have Force , so, you cannot control my mind, yes ?

Post by **fgalkin** » 2002-08-16 04:50pm

Nyet, moi freind. Ze Sovet Oonion iz not wery goot. Kommunism iz baed for bizness. Mai friendz at Brighton Beach do not like ze SSSR. Do not tolk about kommunizm herie, or my goot freind Vasya vill get you.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-16 06:29pm

I like Swords

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-08-17 02:13am

So you want to be ruler of the Earth? Can you measure things? Anyway, welcome to the forum, and disregard what I just said!

Kolinar Romanov · Post by **Kolinar Romanov** » 2002-08-18 01:04am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:So you want to be ruler of the Earth? Can you measure things? Anyway, welcome to the forum, and disregard what I just said!

I never said I wanna be da ruler, yes ? I jus wanna make Mudder Russia...supreme ! Yes !

For Mudder Russia !

Seriously though, thanks ! and, neah, I won't diseregard what you say !

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-08-18 01:34am

Kolinar Romanov wrote:
starfury wrote:welcome to Stardestoryer.net, glory to the empire
Glory indeed ! Hail to the Soviet Empire... oops wrong audience ! Sorry comrades

I know what you mean Yuri. But, isn't that abit self-centred ? I mean, while I did plan an invasion of U.S., I was gonna be disen Supreme Leader of Complete World ! I will be a COmrade, a fellow, of every person on Earth ! You'd just one control freak !

Besides, I am resistant to any pshycic tricks now ! I now have Force , so, you cannot control my mind, yes ?

Well greetings

and first and formost I am planning to rule Earth, with Imperialistic Domain. Ok, everybody time to laugh evily. Muwhahahaha

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-08-18 01:41am

Kolinar Romanov wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:So you want to be ruler of the Earth? Can you measure things? Anyway, welcome to the forum, and disregard what I just said!
I never said I wanna be da ruler, yes ? I jus wanna make Mudder Russia...supreme ! Yes ! For Mudder Russia !

Seriously though, thanks ! and, neah, I won't diseregard what you say !

[thread/personality hijack]

So, Comrade Premier, you want to make Mother Russia strong, no? And as for the rest of you, you all hail from this, "Galactic Empire?" Your "Empire" is no match for the psyhic powers of Yuri!

[thread/personality hijack]

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-08-18 02:24am

RayCav of ASVS wrote:
Kolinar Romanov wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:So you want to be ruler of the Earth? Can you measure things? Anyway, welcome to the forum, and disregard what I just said!
I never said I wanna be da ruler, yes ? I jus wanna make Mudder Russia...supreme ! Yes ! For Mudder Russia !

Seriously though, thanks ! and, neah, I won't diseregard what you say !
[thread/personality hijack]

So, Comrade Premier, you want to make Mother Russia strong, no? And as for the rest of you, you all hail from this, "Galactic Empire?" Your "Empire" is no match for the psyhic powers of Yuri!

[thread/personality hijack]

*Puts on tinfoil hat, shoulders Predator missile launcher*

"God damn Communist"

*Fires missile into RayCav*

Kolinar Romanov · Post by **Kolinar Romanov** » 2002-08-18 03:10am

Uh-oh.......

*uses Force powers to defect first missile, dodges the second*

*Third missile hits him, but bounces off thanks to the excess flab*

Its good ta be big !

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-08-18 04:22am

Kolinar Romanov wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
RayCav of ASVS wrote: [thread/personality hijack]

So, Comrade Premier, you want to make Mother Russia strong, no? And as for the rest of you, you all hail from this, "Galactic Empire?" Your "Empire" is no match for the psyhic powers of Yuri!

[thread/personality hijack]

*Puts on tinfoil hat, shoulders Predator missile launcher*

"God damn Communist"

*Fires missile into RayCav*
Yuri wasn't realy a communist comrade. ACtually, he was creating a mind-control socialist state, where evryone was equal, 'cept da big man: Yuri. Thankfully, I dffer: I believe everybody, even da big men, shad be ekwal, yes ?

*Grabs another Predator*

You all look the same to me

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-18 10:45am

(I'd quote all the above but it wastes Space)

So instead I'll say

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR AN

Iowa

Comence the attack, Maxium Bombardment

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-08-18 12:00pm

Mr Bean wrote:(I'd quote all the above but it wastes Space)

So instead I'll say

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR AN

Iowa

Comence the attack, Maxium Bombardment

An Iowa? These are rats; big fat commie rats were dealing with. Anti tank missiles have failed, a mere Iowa is hardly sufficient escalation in firepower. No we need something more on the lines of a Super Yamato leading a division of Montana, or a cell of B-52's pulling an Arc light strike, only with B-61 tac nukes in place of iron bombs.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-18 12:22pm

An Iowa? These are rats; big fat commie rats were dealing with. Anti tank missiles have failed, a mere Iowa is hardly sufficient escalation in firepower. No we need something more on the lines of a Super Yamato leading a division of Montana, or a cell of B-52's pulling an Arc light strike, only with B-61 tac nukes in place of iron bombs.

Nay thats not enough, This calls for extreme actions, Yes we shall use it, though it may destroy us all and we shall rue the day but not as badly as they will for forcing us to use it

SEND IN THE GUNGANS!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-08-18 12:33pm

Mr Bean wrote:
An Iowa? These are rats; big fat commie rats were dealing with. Anti tank missiles have failed, a mere Iowa is hardly sufficient escalation in firepower. No we need something more on the lines of a Super Yamato leading a division of Montana, or a cell of B-52's pulling an Arc light strike, only with B-61 tac nukes in place of iron bombs.
Nay thats not enough, This calls for extreme actions, Yes we shall use it, though it may destroy us all and we shall rue the day but not as badly as they will for forcing us to use it

SEND IN THE GUNGANS!

I'll power up the orbital laser cannons to kill them off once the commies are taken care off. It would be a crime against all sentience to leave the world infested with, them..

Kolinar Romanov · Post by **Kolinar Romanov** » 2002-08-19 04:08am

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:
An Iowa? These are rats; big fat commie rats were dealing with. Anti tank missiles have failed, a mere Iowa is hardly sufficient escalation in firepower. No we need something more on the lines of a Super Yamato leading a division of Montana, or a cell of B-52's pulling an Arc light strike, only with B-61 tac nukes in place of iron bombs.
Nay thats not enough, This calls for extreme actions, Yes we shall use it, though it may destroy us all and we shall rue the day but not as badly as they will for forcing us to use it

SEND IN THE GUNGANS!
I'll power up the orbital laser cannons to kill them off once the commies are taken care off. It would be a crime against all sentience to leave the world infested with, them..

Sorry, comrade, but we already left da Earth. Got other planets to live on, yes ? Besides, we dun infest ! We commune !

And forget trying to bombad us: I got big tummy and force, yes ! Big, big laser.... theiwng ! Deflected !

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-08-19 04:19am

Kolinar Romanov wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Mr Bean wrote: Nay thats not enough, This calls for extreme actions, Yes we shall use it, though it may destroy us all and we shall rue the day but not as badly as they will for forcing us to use it

SEND IN THE GUNGANS!
I'll power up the orbital laser cannons to kill them off once the commies are taken care off. It would be a crime against all sentience to leave the world infested with, them..
Sorry, comrade, but we already left da Earth. Got other planets to live on, yes ? Besides, we dun infest ! We commune !

And forget trying to bombad us: I got big tummy and force, yes ! Big, big laser.... theiwng ! Deflected !

Good. You see the laser is actually a target designator for my intergalactic missile launcher. If you deflected it, then the missile should home right in.