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Good day comrades, and fellow fighters !

I am Kolinar Romanov: Premiere Alexei Romanov from Westwood's C&C Red Alert 2, and Mentat Kolinar Koltrass, from Westwood's Dune 3: EMperor: Battle For DUne.

I like Science Fiction. No, that's wrong. I LOVE it. It's my main love, aside from fantasy, which is but a mere recent interest. Science fiction is my life. And, of course, Star Wars, in my opinion, is one of the best science fiction so far. And of course, one of my favourite ships is the Star Destroyer

As an Atreides Mentat/ Soviet leader, I intend to become a Jedi, esp. since being a Jedi will allow me to : (1) Whop Harkonnen ass easier and (2) play mind tricks with Yuri, and give him a tatse of his own medicine.

Also, I happen to like a certain Jedi Council Member by the name of Bean

And so, I hope I'll enjopy my time here in the boards.

Greetingsssssss

Little info, DarkStar is a moron, ignore anything he posts.

Greetings, Romanov!

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Greetings Comrade Romanov. Perhaps you do not remember me. It is I, Comrade Yuri! Soon, all your base will belong to me!

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Ray, your new avatar is hideous.

RayCav of ASVS wrote:Greetings, Romanov!

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Greetings Comrade Romanov. Perhaps you do not remember me. It is I, Comrade Yuri! Soon, all your base will belong to me!

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Yuri... yuri... you double crossing traitor !

I liked your style ! WHy did you betray your own Mother Russia ? We wanted to whoop Americana ass only, dah !

Oh welll. Btw, Ray's avatar is NOT hiedieous.

And you can't have my base now Yuri: for I am training to be a Mentat and Jedi !

Kolinar Romanov wrote:Yuri... yuri... you double crossing traitor !

I liked your style ! WHy did you betray your own Mother Russia ? We wanted to whoop Americana ass only, dah !

Oh welll. Btw, Ray's avatar is NOT hiedieous.

And you can't have my base now Yuri: for I am training to be a Mentat and Jedi !

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Why settle for just America, Comrade, when I can have the world?

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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anarchistbunny wrote:Little info, DarkStar is a moron, ignore anything he posts.

Or slaughter his points at your convenience. It really doesn't matter. He will reject what you say and repeat whatever it was he said the first time.

welcome to Stardestoryer.net, glory to the empire

starfury wrote:welcome to Stardestoryer.net, glory to the empire

Glory indeed ! Hail to the Soviet Empire... oops wrong audience ! Sorry comrades

I know what you mean Yuri. But, isn't that abit self-centred ? I mean, while I did plan an invasion of U.S., I was gonna be disen Supreme Leader of Complete World ! I will be a COmrade, a fellow, of every person on Earth ! You'd just one control freak !

Besides, I am resistant to any pshycic tricks now ! I now have Force , so, you cannot control my mind, yes ?

Nyet, moi freind. Ze Sovet Oonion iz not wery goot. Kommunism iz baed for bizness. Mai friendz at Brighton Beach do not like ze SSSR. Do not tolk about kommunizm herie, or my goot freind Vasya vill get you.

I like Swords

So you want to be ruler of the Earth? Can you measure things? Anyway, welcome to the forum, and disregard what I just said!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:So you want to be ruler of the Earth? Can you measure things? Anyway, welcome to the forum, and disregard what I just said!

I never said I wanna be da ruler, yes ? I jus wanna make Mudder Russia...supreme ! Yes ! For Mudder Russia !

Seriously though, thanks ! and, neah, I won't diseregard what you say !

Kolinar Romanov wrote:

starfury wrote:welcome to Stardestoryer.net, glory to the empire

Glory indeed ! Hail to the Soviet Empire... oops wrong audience ! Sorry comrades

I know what you mean Yuri. But, isn't that abit self-centred ? I mean, while I did plan an invasion of U.S., I was gonna be disen Supreme Leader of Complete World ! I will be a COmrade, a fellow, of every person on Earth ! You'd just one control freak !

Besides, I am resistant to any pshycic tricks now ! I now have Force , so, you cannot control my mind, yes ?

Well greetings and first and formost I am planning to rule Earth, with Imperialistic Domain. Ok, everybody time to laugh evily. Muwhahahaha

Kolinar Romanov wrote:

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:So you want to be ruler of the Earth? Can you measure things? Anyway, welcome to the forum, and disregard what I just said!

I never said I wanna be da ruler, yes ? I jus wanna make Mudder Russia...supreme ! Yes ! For Mudder Russia !

Seriously though, thanks ! and, neah, I won't diseregard what you say !

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So, Comrade Premier, you want to make Mother Russia strong, no? And as for the rest of you, you all hail from this, "Galactic Empire?" Your "Empire" is no match for the psyhic powers of Yuri!

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RayCav of ASVS wrote:

Kolinar Romanov wrote:

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:So you want to be ruler of the Earth? Can you measure things? Anyway, welcome to the forum, and disregard what I just said!

I never said I wanna be da ruler, yes ? I jus wanna make Mudder Russia...supreme ! Yes ! For Mudder Russia !

Seriously though, thanks ! and, neah, I won't diseregard what you say !

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So, Comrade Premier, you want to make Mother Russia strong, no? And as for the rest of you, you all hail from this, "Galactic Empire?" Your "Empire" is no match for the psyhic powers of Yuri!

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*Puts on tinfoil hat, shoulders Predator missile launcher*

"God damn Communist"

*Fires missile into RayCav*

Uh-oh.......

*uses Force powers to defect first missile, dodges the second*

*Third missile hits him, but bounces off thanks to the excess flab*

Its good ta be big !

Kolinar Romanov wrote:

Sea Skimmer wrote:

RayCav of ASVS wrote: [thread/personality hijack]

So, Comrade Premier, you want to make Mother Russia strong, no? And as for the rest of you, you all hail from this, "Galactic Empire?" Your "Empire" is no match for the psyhic powers of Yuri!

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*Puts on tinfoil hat, shoulders Predator missile launcher*

"God damn Communist"

*Fires missile into RayCav*

Yuri wasn't realy a communist comrade. ACtually, he was creating a mind-control socialist state, where evryone was equal, 'cept da big man: Yuri. Thankfully, I dffer: I believe everybody, even da big men, shad be ekwal, yes ?

*Grabs another Predator*


You all look the same to me

(I'd quote all the above but it wastes Space)

So instead I'll say


THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR AN

Iowa

Comence the attack, Maxium Bombardment

Mr Bean wrote:(I'd quote all the above but it wastes Space)

So instead I'll say


THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR AN

Iowa

Comence the attack, Maxium Bombardment

An Iowa? These are rats; big fat commie rats were dealing with. Anti tank missiles have failed, a mere Iowa is hardly sufficient escalation in firepower. No we need something more on the lines of a Super Yamato leading a division of Montana, or a cell of B-52's pulling an Arc light strike, only with B-61 tac nukes in place of iron bombs.

An Iowa? These are rats; big fat commie rats were dealing with. Anti tank missiles have failed, a mere Iowa is hardly sufficient escalation in firepower. No we need something more on the lines of a Super Yamato leading a division of Montana, or a cell of B-52's pulling an Arc light strike, only with B-61 tac nukes in place of iron bombs.

Nay thats not enough, This calls for extreme actions, Yes we shall use it, though it may destroy us all and we shall rue the day but not as badly as they will for forcing us to use it

SEND IN THE GUNGANS!

Mr Bean wrote:

An Iowa? These are rats; big fat commie rats were dealing with. Anti tank missiles have failed, a mere Iowa is hardly sufficient escalation in firepower. No we need something more on the lines of a Super Yamato leading a division of Montana, or a cell of B-52's pulling an Arc light strike, only with B-61 tac nukes in place of iron bombs.

Nay thats not enough, This calls for extreme actions, Yes we shall use it, though it may destroy us all and we shall rue the day but not as badly as they will for forcing us to use it

SEND IN THE GUNGANS!

I'll power up the orbital laser cannons to kill them off once the commies are taken care off. It would be a crime against all sentience to leave the world infested with, them..

Sea Skimmer wrote:

Mr Bean wrote:

An Iowa? These are rats; big fat commie rats were dealing with. Anti tank missiles have failed, a mere Iowa is hardly sufficient escalation in firepower. No we need something more on the lines of a Super Yamato leading a division of Montana, or a cell of B-52's pulling an Arc light strike, only with B-61 tac nukes in place of iron bombs.

Nay thats not enough, This calls for extreme actions, Yes we shall use it, though it may destroy us all and we shall rue the day but not as badly as they will for forcing us to use it

SEND IN THE GUNGANS!

I'll power up the orbital laser cannons to kill them off once the commies are taken care off. It would be a crime against all sentience to leave the world infested with, them..

Sorry, comrade, but we already left da Earth. Got other planets to live on, yes ? Besides, we dun infest ! We commune !

And forget trying to bombad us: I got big tummy and force, yes ! Big, big laser.... theiwng ! Deflected !

Kolinar Romanov wrote:

Sea Skimmer wrote:

Mr Bean wrote: Nay thats not enough, This calls for extreme actions, Yes we shall use it, though it may destroy us all and we shall rue the day but not as badly as they will for forcing us to use it

SEND IN THE GUNGANS!

I'll power up the orbital laser cannons to kill them off once the commies are taken care off. It would be a crime against all sentience to leave the world infested with, them..

Sorry, comrade, but we already left da Earth. Got other planets to live on, yes ? Besides, we dun infest ! We commune !

And forget trying to bombad us: I got big tummy and force, yes ! Big, big laser.... theiwng ! Deflected !

Good. You see the laser is actually a target designator for my intergalactic missile launcher. If you deflected it, then the missile should home right in.