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Fabio is now a PETAite.
Posted: 2003-02-17 10:50pm
by Anarchist Bunny
Telling wives to cheat on there husbands by cooking with substitue meats.
You know I think this is a good thing, I always wanted to slowly beat that guy to death, but didn't want to break the law in doing it.
Kirby: *whispers*
WHAT!!?! It's not legal?!! Oh god, the three roadside vegitable sellers, the bus, dear lord that convention. THEY'LL GIVE ME THE CHAIR FOR SURE!
Kirby: *whispers*
It's a what?
Kirby: *whispers*
Ohhhh its just a misdemeanor, thats why I've been getting all those "Hunting out of season" fines from Fish and Wildlife.
Posted: 2003-02-17 10:50pm
by Darth Wong
And ... there are people in the world who listen to Fabio's opinion?!?!?
Posted: 2003-02-17 10:51pm
by Nathan F
hehe, good point, Mike
You know, Fabio is the ultimate resource for information on things like that.
Honestly, I think that the time he got hit in the head by a duck knocked something loose.
Posted: 2003-02-17 10:53pm
by haas mark
We care about Fabio...?
Posted: 2003-02-17 10:55pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Agreed. He can take his fake butter and his PETAiness and peddle it elsewhere.
Posted: 2003-02-17 11:16pm
by Vympel
Remember when he got struck in the face by a bird while he was on that rollercoaster a few years ago? He walked off with blood gushing from his face. I loved that. God he's such a fucking priss.
Posted: 2003-02-17 11:17pm
by haas mark
Vympel wrote:Remember when he got struck in the face by a bird while he was on that rollercoaster a few years ago? He walked off with blood gushing from his face. I loved that. God he's such a fucking priss.
He's a priss because he was wounded by a bird hitting him in the face while on a roller coaster... right... I would see your point if he was whining about it (which he prolly was)...
Posted: 2003-02-17 11:27pm
by Sokar
That was the funniest goddamn thing I'd ever seen, Fabio covered in blood from a badly broken nose, and the horrified scantily clad woman next to him. He was opening some new roller-coaster called the Zeus, and the girls were costumed in like togas, and the girl next to Fabio was positivly splattered with blood.......I laughed for an hour......
Posted: 2003-02-17 11:30pm
by Kuja
Vympel wrote:Remember when he got struck in the face by a bird while he was on that rollercoaster a few years ago? He walked off with blood gushing from his face. I loved that. God he's such a fucking priss.
*bursts out laughing*
Oh, that's classic!
Posted: 2003-02-17 11:32pm
by neoolong
Man, does this guy have any popularity left? Resorting to PETA to get some publicity.
Posted: 2003-02-17 11:32pm
by Darth Wong
One brave bird obviously sacrificed himself in a courageous kamikaze dive in an attempt to rid the world of Fabio. Salute him.
Posted: 2003-02-17 11:34pm
by haas mark
Darth Wong wrote:One brave bird obviously sacrificed himself in a courageous kamikaze dive in an attempt to rid the world of Fabio. Salute him.
[salutes solemnly]
[21 shots follow]
[tear rolls slowly from my eye]
Posted: 2003-02-17 11:41pm
by Nathan F
[Plays taps on his trumpet]
Doh doh duuuuuh, doh doh dooooooooh....
Posted: 2003-02-17 11:45pm
by Vympel
verilon wrote:
He's a priss because he was wounded by a bird hitting him in the face while on a roller coaster... right... I would see your point if he was whining about it (which he prolly was)...
No, he's a priss independent of any bird strikes
That's what made it great.
That bird was da man.
Posted: 2003-02-17 11:55pm
by haas mark
Vympel wrote:verilon wrote:He's a priss because he was wounded by a bird hitting him in the face while on a roller coaster... right... I would see your point if he was whining about it (which he prolly was)...
No, he's a priss independent of any bird strikes
That's what made it great.
That bird was da man.
LMAO.
Posted: 2003-02-18 09:12am
by Frank Hipper
Darth Wong wrote:One brave bird obviously sacrificed himself in a courageous kamikaze dive in an attempt to rid the world of Fabio. Salute him.
Posted: 2003-02-18 09:49am
by HemlockGrey
Who are we talking about?
Posted: 2003-02-18 09:53am
by Frank Hipper
HemlockGrey wrote:Who are we talking about?
This guy.
Posted: 2003-02-18 09:55am
by Boba Fett
Darth Wong wrote:And ... there are people in the world who listen to Fabio's opinion?!?!?
ROFLMAO
Good ripost!
Posted: 2003-02-18 09:57am
by XaLEv
This thread = teh ownz0r
That is all.
Posted: 2003-02-18 10:19am
by Peregrin Toker
I thought that the perjorative term for a PETA member was "PETAphile??" (a pun on "pedophile")
By the way, I have a theory that 99.9% of celebrities either are:
1. PETA members
2. Freemasons
3. Scientologists
Does that theory have much root in reality?? (PETA and Scientology certainly do have hordes of celebrity spokespeople at their disposal!)
Posted: 2003-02-18 12:11pm
by aerius
If Fabio gets stoned to death or something for his PETA thing, I call first dibs on his
$400k stereo system.
Posted: 2003-02-18 07:08pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
I don't think Fabio will get stoned to death. He'll probably die from another bird smacking him in the face.
Anyway, who cares what he thinks? I barely know who he is!
Posted: 2003-02-18 07:29pm
by HemlockGrey
Does this man have a website?