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http://www.bigwideworld.com/browse/myph ... Elaine52dd

How do you LIVE like that?!

She won't grow old much like Lola, she's gonna collapse her spine. :roll:
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Jesus H. Christ on a big blue bike.....
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*shakes head* Now THAT is rediculous.
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I'm willing to bet that those pictures have been Photoshopped.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:*shakes head* Now THAT is rediculous.
Its way beyond that....
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
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AHHHH, Is that an ass coming out of her chest?
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Darth Wong wrote:I'm willing to bet that those pictures have been Photoshopped.
Nope, they're real. There's a titty bar in town that sends in their weekly big boob to a local radio station every Thursday. They take pictures. They're real.
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Darth Wong wrote:I'm willing to bet that those pictures have been Photoshopped.
If they are then they are the best in the world, there's no way those are Photoshopped by whomever would be sad enough to do such a thing.

It is biologically possible to have breasts that big provided you a) hate your health b) hate your sex life.

Lola is a prime example of what not to do since she died from lung problems I believe.
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Sweet merciful crap!

The 3rd one looks a little photoshopped.
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News: Man smothered by woman's breasts.



Geez. Overkill.
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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Gandalf wrote:Sweet merciful crap!

The 3rd one looks a little photoshopped.
Yeah, but these would be expert jobs if they were, they are a little crappy for quality and that, but I don't see why it can't be real. What she gains from this other than being able to give milk to a small poverty stricken nation I don't know.
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Shinova wrote:News: Man smothered by woman's breasts.



Geez. Overkill.
That'd put those in the WMD category then?
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Darth Wong wrote:I'm willing to bet that those pictures have been Photoshopped.
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Look at the right tit. It's not just a Photoshop job, it's a bad Photoshop job.
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Post by Shinova »

52dd....



For our women folks, 52 is supposed to be a measure of what? I vaguely remember the general location, but I think I forgot...either that or I'm still in a state of disbelief.

Anyway, I'm beginning to be convinced that it's either temporarily faked, or photoshopped, though it looks a bit too convincing for it to be a psp job, so it's probably temporary "props", me thinks.
What's her bust size!?

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Hmmm someone just took an upclose shoot and pasted it on a shot further away.
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RedImperator wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I'm willing to bet that those pictures have been Photoshopped.
*snip*

Look at the right tit. It's not just a Photoshop job, it's a bad Photoshop job.
I don't see it. :?
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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Who knows. To put it up and try and get rated by it is simply stupid, no one can like an abomination like that.

It's quite sad that some think big tits mean everything, the biggest tit in that image isn't the on the chest; it owns the chest.
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Shinova wrote:
RedImperator wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I'm willing to bet that those pictures have been Photoshopped.
*snip*

Look at the right tit. It's not just a Photoshop job, it's a bad Photoshop job.
I don't see it. :?
Part of one of them is smudged over a strap...
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There's also some generally smudgey bits as you get with dodgey photoshop work....but the smudge over the strap stands out most clearly.
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Thoes HAVE to be Photoshopped, there is no way she could even move with tits that big.......much less eat, sleep or have sex.......
The back problems alone boggle the mind!!
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Sokar wrote:Thoes HAVE to be Photoshopped, there is no way she could even move with tits that big.......much less eat, sleep or have sex.......
The back problems alone boggle the mind!!
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Shinova wrote:52dd....



For our women folks, 52 is supposed to be a measure of what? I vaguely remember the general location, but I think I forgot...either that or I'm still in a state of disbelief.
Ok the first is the Number of inches in the Bust line (If you took a flexible measuring tape and wrapped it around her body at breast level.

The second number is the "Cup" size or how big in Diameter it goes to find a circular structure that can support the breasts. Like foot arches it goes up to EEE or Triple EEE
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A (Little girls), B, C (Most Women), D, DD, & Finally EEE.

In case your wondering my sister is a 42DD, and I wear 13EEE shoes
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Run a google search on 'Minka' or try www.minka.com/net/org
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:
Ok the first is the Number of inches in the Bust line (If you took a flexible measuring tape and wrapped it around her body at breast level.
Except you add two. Don't ask why, but I'm 32" but take a 34.
The second number is the "Cup" size or how big in Diameter it goes to find a circular structure that can support the breasts. Like foot arches it goes up to EEE or Triple EEE
or
A (Little girls), B, C (Most Women), D, DD, & Finally EEE.

In case your wondering my sister is a 42DD, and I wear 13EEE shoes
It's determined by the difference between the first measuremnt, which is taken bleow the breats, and one taken at about nipple level. The raneg goes: AA, A, B, C, D, DD, E, EE, F ...
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HemlockGrey wrote:Run a google search on 'Minka' or try www.minka.com/net/org
Very apt for this thread.


And Yosemite and inerbrat, thanks for the answers.
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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