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Why can't DJ's shut up?
I was coming home this afternoon in my mum's car, adn they start to play Enter Sandman, so, being a teenager, I turned it up, only to hear the DJ was still droning on with his co-host about some 'funny caller' he had had earlier.
I hate when they do this, why can't they learn that people don't have radios on the FM band to listen to their crap. It's for music, Triple M (The station) have even said that their main focus is music, they cancelled several fine shows for more music, and when they play it, they guy won't fucking shut up.

Sorry if this is a little incoherent, I'm writing as it ocmes to me.
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That's DJs for ya.
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Buy CD's. :D
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong

But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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Knife wrote:Buy CD's. :D
I have CD's, no player.
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DJs do it to impress each other. It's called "talking up" a song. They pride themselves on how close they can come to shutting up before the beginning of the lyric.
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press "off" button
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[rant]Occcccccccccch it fucken drives me crazy to man- who the fuck are they to decide when the song has really begun? When the music starts- that's the start of the fucking song. So SHUT THE FUCK UP![/rant]
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I just depsie morning shows...I just want music...fuck, probably why I listen to a CD more often then radio(then there's XM and gang...which my head unit can be configured for...maybe I'll get that)
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Only one good Morning show I've ever heard and my Favorite Radio Station of all time, But I had to move away

Kelly probably knows them, G-105 out of Captial Hill/Duram North Carilona, One of the most powerful Radio Towers in the Country you could hear them clearly all the way to the Beach(300+ miles) or the State boarders(420 Miles)

Though you lost em in the Mountains of obvious reasons

Anyway they never did the Talk right up to the first Lyric thing, Had a damn funny Morning Show(Mostly because they based their stunts around a Redneck thinking, IE Lets dress up our Producer as a Convice, Slap some Cuffs on him and pack him on a City Bus with hidden Mic :twisted: Or lets get the Local Car Dealership on our side, Then send our Producer out dress and smelling like a Deranged Hobo with a Bottle of Root-Beer disqised as Booze and give him a bad German Accent and a Briefcase full of (mostly Fake) money and have the New Guy at the Car-Dealership go on a test drive with him in a Viper :twisted:)

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Post by Nathan F »

I hate it when you turn over to a talk radio station to hear a show, only to find out they have cancelled it for yet another stupid sports talk show. Such as what happened to the Nashville station WWTN. They cancelled Coast to Coast AM back when Art Bell was still doing it. Only to be replaced with some stupid sports talk show.
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Gandalf wrote:
Knife wrote:Buy CD's. :D
I have CD's, no player.
Yeah, that might be a problem. I listen to talk radio when I listen to the radio. When I want music, I listen to CD's or if I am feeling nastolgic, tape cassetts. :wink:
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But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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Like television radio want to please the idiots of the world.
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Bah, the only DJ I like is LAZLOW, the REBEL-ROUSER!

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Radio like it's dumb cousin TV is going down the drain faster and faster. The whole mass media has been running up ever higher and higher gibberish-to-intelligent thought ratio. The tedency for inane prattle is only one symptom.
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I miss Opie and Anthony. Those guys were the funnies shit on the radio. Howard lost his edge a long time ago but these guys were HILARIOUS. I stopped listening to music altogether to listen to their show for four hours a day.

Anyone know what happened to them? I miss those guys. :(
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Stravo wrote:I miss Opie and Anthony. Those guys were the funnies shit on the radio. Howard lost his edge a long time ago but these guys were HILARIOUS. I stopped listening to music altogether to listen to their show for four hours a day.

Anyone know what happened to them? I miss those guys. :(
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RedImperator wrote:
Stravo wrote:I miss Opie and Anthony. Those guys were the funnies shit on the radio. Howard lost his edge a long time ago but these guys were HILARIOUS. I stopped listening to music altogether to listen to their show for four hours a day.

Anyone know what happened to them? I miss those guys. :(
They were fired by Viacom when two people fucked in the vestibule of St. Patrick's Cathederal on the show.
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Grrr... This is a topic close to my heart. I'm an aspiring talk radio phenomenon, and it bugs the piss out of me how they do that. if you want to talk, be a talker. If you want to run records, be a DJ.

Talk radio's going down the drain, though, at least in Philly. It was the beginning of the end when WWDB(Talk) turned into The Point 96.5(80's) in 2000. Now the only real game in town is 1210 WPHT, and it's syndicated half the day. Well, at least they have Rollye James.

Radio is in such a sad state. :-(
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It could be worse. In Northern Ireland we have stations to chose from if your bellow 70. Cool FM, Belfast City Beat and Energy 106.6 Energy is a station for drugies who like dance, and Cool FM and City Beat have almost identical limited playlists, tape 90 minutes of it and repeat but don't forget to change the DJ every hour. I take my MP3 player with me everywhere for this reason.
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My biggest radio rant is that they won't do one thing anymore....

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I am generally dissatisfied with what has happened to BBC Radio 2. Once a trusty radio equivalent of VH-1, it is now a largely dull station, apparently obsessed with popularity and perceived trendiness. Gone are its staple diet of 60's, 70's and 80's pop and rock; largely replaced by a relentless tide of boy-band mediocrity and MOR yawnfests.
Radio 2's narrow selection criteria mean that its playlist frequently contains as little as seven tracks. Occaisionally a DJ will counter this argument with the riposte, "Oh, well, the problem is that there's so little good music out there at the moment, so our playlist is rather limited." And, having said that, he puts on Steps' perfidious, rank cover of Chain Reaction. I shit you not.
Okay, just switch over to another channel. Sorted. But it becomes a problem when you go on holiday with people who like Radio 2. Pretty aggravating when you're stuck in a car, hearing the same six tracks over and over again, all day every day... Once two summers ago they played Smooth by Santana four times in a 2-hour period. I don't care how good a single is, you can over-expose it.
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FireNexus wrote:Grrr... This is a topic close to my heart. I'm an aspiring talk radio phenomenon, and it bugs the piss out of me how they do that. if you want to talk, be a talker. If you want to run records, be a DJ.

Talk radio's going down the drain, though, at least in Philly. It was the beginning of the end when WWDB(Talk) turned into The Point 96.5(80's) in 2000. Now the only real game in town is 1210 WPHT, and it's syndicated half the day. Well, at least they have Rollye James.

Radio is in such a sad state. :-(
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Aargh...I can't stand most radio these days. I'd have better luck buying an iPod and jacking a 60 gig drive into it. More variety, and I can make my own witty commentary.

I think that radio's gone downhill since something like 60% of all channels (might just be in some genres) are owned by ClearChannel...homogonizing makes it easier to manage.
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Lord Poe wrote:DJs do it to impress each other. It's called "talking up" a song. They pride themselves on how close they can come to shutting up before the beginning of the lyric.
I'd like to shoot every DJ that tries to talk for as long as possible in every song (even half way through it!). I shall call this hobby "shooting up".
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Durran Korr wrote:Bah, the only DJ I like is LAZLOW, the REBEL-ROUSER!

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Lazlow is the sheez-nez. :D
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