Drunken experiences.
Posted: 2003-02-21 12:07am
What'd you say was your worst/best drunken experience you ever had?
Include story, results, and hangover data.
Include story, results, and hangover data.
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Drunken experiences.
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Posted: 2003-02-21 12:08am
never been drunk. that keeps it simple.
Posted: 2003-02-21 12:23am
Well when I lived in a study lounge at the beginning of the school year, my roommates and I went out and got really trashed. We came back, went straight to sleep and for some reason I woke up in the middle of the night.
Before I go on, understand that one of our TV's sat on top of the refrigerator.
Anyway, I wanted to get into the fridge for some reason. So I proceeded to try and open the TV. I really, really tried. One of my roommates woke up, asked, "What the fuck are you doing?" and opened the fridge up for me. I looked in it for a second, closed it and went back to sleep.
Before I go on, understand that one of our TV's sat on top of the refrigerator.
Anyway, I wanted to get into the fridge for some reason. So I proceeded to try and open the TV. I really, really tried. One of my roommates woke up, asked, "What the fuck are you doing?" and opened the fridge up for me. I looked in it for a second, closed it and went back to sleep.
Posted: 2003-02-21 12:43am
Opening a TV eh? Beats punching an innocent park bench.
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Posted: 2003-02-21 12:48am
XPViking wrote:Opening a TV eh? Beats punching an innocent park bench.
One of my friends got really drunk and punched his mirror. Didn't realize it until the morning when he found the shards of glass on the floor. I'm amazed he didn't cut his hand up.
Posted: 2003-02-21 01:00am
Threw up in a darkened bathroom after drinking beer and having champaign forced down my throat. Missed the toilet with about 50% of the barf, turns out the light switch was OUTSIDE the bathroom so I never had a chance.
To this day, 12 years later, I still cant drink champaign.
To this day, 12 years later, I still cant drink champaign.
Re: Drunken experiences.
Posted: 2003-02-21 01:15am
I've realized that I'm much better at driving an 18-wheeler when I'm totally wasted drunk.Sektor31 wrote:What'd you say was your worst/best drunken experience you ever had?
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Posted: 2003-02-21 01:28am
Cleaning up after christmas...
Posted: 2003-02-21 01:39am
At a certain party I had about 6 shots of Bacardi Limon before i left. Once there I ended up having around 10-15 beers approx. Plus another 5 shots after that. But that night i danced, smoked, cigarettes, and tried to pick a fight with a coatrack. And I don't dance or smoke. I dont remember much after that. I was hungover for 3 days. i slept for almost 20 hours.
Posted: 2003-02-21 01:48am
Dave Attell is wise, and we should seek his counsel, for he wrote: Well, there's the ultimate drinking experience: blacking out, or as I call it, "Time Travel." You're in a bar, drinking, you black out. You come to, you're in another bar, drinking. You black out again, and all of a sudden you're playing mumblety-peg with a half-indian named Hawkeye. "Loser has to fix the tranny!" You drink some more, you come to, and you're working at McDonalds for the last three years, and you're still not assistant manager. You wanna quit, but you're banging the girl on the Fryolator. "They say she's retarded, but them titties ain't retarded!"
Posted: 2003-02-21 05:34am
word of warning: Dont get drunk and put underpants on your head while running around screaming SUPERMAN IS A PUSSY! Especially while someone has a video camera. You got to love the underage-drinking parties!
Posted: 2003-02-21 05:47am
A friend of mine puked in their underwear while going to the bathroom. Didn't realize it until they pulled them up. 
Posted: 2003-02-21 05:57am
I once got onstage at a gig in between sets of some friend's bands. Another friend was running sound, so he naturally turned a mic up for me. 
I'm told I called all the girls whores, insulted everyone who worked at the club, almost got my ass beat, and flicked a lit cigarette into the crowd. I have absolutely no memory of this, whatsoever. One of my finer moments.
I'm told I called all the girls whores, insulted everyone who worked at the club, almost got my ass beat, and flicked a lit cigarette into the crowd. I have absolutely no memory of this, whatsoever. One of my finer moments.Posted: 2003-02-21 06:02am
Well you do barely remember smiting the bus stop....to you recall trying to wash the glass out your knuckles in the sink full of puke?Coaan wrote:
Cleaning up after christmas...
*reenforcing his evil rating*
Posted: 2003-02-21 06:05am
Keevan_Colton wrote:Well you do barely remember smiting the bus stop....to you recall trying to wash the glass out your knuckles in the sink full of puke?Coaan wrote:
Cleaning up after christmas...
*reenforcing his evil rating*
thankfully...memory seems to have been selective that night...
Posted: 2003-02-21 06:06am
Lucky....Coaan wrote:Keevan_Colton wrote:Well you do barely remember smiting the bus stop....to you recall trying to wash the glass out your knuckles in the sink full of puke?Coaan wrote:
Cleaning up after christmas...
*reenforcing his evil rating*
thankfully...memory seems to have been selective that night...
I do recall once chasing a police car....while some of my friends were chasing me to try and stop me catching it.....
Posted: 2003-02-21 06:46am
I once woke up to find I'd lost all my clothes, bedsheets, duvet and pillows.
I remember walking into the bar but very little after that. the only other thing i do remember was trying to chat up a bush, wondering "why am I chatting up a bush?"
Mind you, I once condensed Highlander & Highlander 2 into a five-minute one man show, in the middle of a packed kebab house the day before we went to see Highlander 3 in the cinema (a mate had never seen either film, and wanted to know what they were about)
I remember walking into the bar but very little after that. the only other thing i do remember was trying to chat up a bush, wondering "why am I chatting up a bush?"
Mind you, I once condensed Highlander & Highlander 2 into a five-minute one man show, in the middle of a packed kebab house the day before we went to see Highlander 3 in the cinema (a mate had never seen either film, and wanted to know what they were about)
Posted: 2003-02-21 07:06am
Why?Lord Edam wrote:I once woke up to find I'd lost all my clothes, bedsheets, duvet and pillows.
I remember walking into the bar but very little after that. the only other thing i do remember was trying to chat up a bush, wondering "why am I chatting up a bush?"
Mind you, I once condensed Highlander & Highlander 2 into a five-minute one man show, in the middle of a packed kebab house the day before we went to see Highlander 3 in the cinema (a mate had never seen either film, and wanted to know what they were about)
Its not like either are really connected or connected to Highlander 3....
Its more of a mess continuity wise than Enterprise....
Posted: 2003-02-21 07:13am
Once drank two fifths of vodka in a short amount of time and vomited blood. Last December, I was at a friend's house getting wasted and began to hit on my friend's ex-girlfriend (the 15-17 year old town whore.). You see, she is NOT good looking (her face looks like a fish) and she really let herself go, but she has big tits. I am a fan of big tits. I was wasted. All I saw where tits. I told her I wanted to fuck her right there and then. Also on my 18th birthday I ran down the street naked. (Well, shirtless and with my pants around my knees.)
Posted: 2003-02-21 07:33am
This sounds vaguely similar to my own drunken attempts, though they are usually even clumsier. Like last Friday, when I was on my abiturient cruise (over 2000 18-19 year olds crammed on a cruise ship with tax free alcohol - imagine what it looks like), I was talking to a girl with whom I had exchanged a few words before. We cheered (= yelled) and hugged each other. Suddenly, I realized that my hand was firmly on her ass, and soon after that she did the same to me. Yay...UltraViolence83 wrote:Once drank two fifths of vodka in a short amount of time and vomited blood. Last December, I was at a friend's house getting wasted and began to hit on my friend's ex-girlfriend (the 15-17 year old town whore.). You see, she is NOT good looking (her face looks like a fish) and she really let herself go, but she has big tits. I am a fan of big tits. I was wasted. All I saw where tits. I told her I wanted to fuck her right there and then.
When I'm drunk, I have a strange, unexplainable urge to smoke cigars and go to the dance floor. I don't/wouldn't do either of those things normally.
Posted: 2003-02-21 09:05am
stuttgart near downtown at a friends place. it was about 5 in the morning and everybody besides me and another friend had gone to sleep. we took pots and big cooking spoons, put the pots on our heads, and went outside with nothing on but the pots and underpants. outside we started yelling and drumming the spoons onto the pots on our heads until some neighbourse oppened the windows and started yelling something about the cops at us.
we went back up and i offered the other guy 10 marks if he brushed his teeth with the toilette brush. he won.
yay, that was fun.
we went back up and i offered the other guy 10 marks if he brushed his teeth with the toilette brush. he won.
yay, that was fun.
Posted: 2003-02-21 01:09pm
Another good occasion.....
I went up to the Cathouse in Glasgow with some friends....once inside I lost them almost immediately....I had a good time on the dance floor and then went to the bar....while waiting there....a lesbian and her friend attacked me and pushed my t-shirt up and started sucking on my nipples.....that was fun.....meanwhile I continued to try and get a JD & Coke off the barstaff....when it eventually arived the two that had been orally savaging my nipples kindly paid for it.....
It was a pretty intresting evening....
When asked why they explained that they really liked my teeth.....
I went up to the Cathouse in Glasgow with some friends....once inside I lost them almost immediately....I had a good time on the dance floor and then went to the bar....while waiting there....a lesbian and her friend attacked me and pushed my t-shirt up and started sucking on my nipples.....that was fun.....meanwhile I continued to try and get a JD & Coke off the barstaff....when it eventually arived the two that had been orally savaging my nipples kindly paid for it.....
It was a pretty intresting evening....
When asked why they explained that they really liked my teeth.....
Posted: 2003-02-21 04:11pm
New Year's Eve I drank roughly 8 to 10 beers. Then, I wanted to make a screwdriver, so I poured some vodka into a glass, poured the orange juice in and concluded that, since it was now barely tinted orange, I had a screwdriver. I drank it in about 2 minutes. Then I got the champaigne, which my buddy and I basically chugged from the bottle. A few cigarettes later, I went to bed, woke up at 2am and puked my guts out.
Posted: 2003-02-21 04:51pm
I'd say the worst drunken experience I've ever had was when a couple of my guy friends had had way too much to drink and kept pushing themselves on me. They had me cornered and weren't taking, "Get your fucking hands off me!" as a no. Made me feel sick to my stomach that I would've had to kick them in the balls to get them off me if another guy friend of mine hadn't come by to help me get away from them. 
Posted: 2003-02-21 04:59pm
I remember once at a friend's condo in Annapolis, shortly before midnight after a day of drinking that started with a breakfast 151 and Coke at 10:30 in the morning, having an extended conversation with a fictional character who gets killed off in one of my stories. He was trying to help me get over the fact that my ex girlfriend was down there and had brought her new boyfriend with her and I'd had to watch them be touchy-feely all weekend, and I, in turn, apologized profusely for killing him to illustrate the meaninglessness of a life lived without risk. Then I vomited over the balcony.