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Greetings! I come in peace.
Posted: 2003-02-21 12:34am
by THE AMBASSADOR
*don't know if I'm doing this right*
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Greetings! I come in peace from another planet far, far away in another solar system. I wish to extend the hand of diplomacy to you, the peoples of the Planet Earth.
Posted: 2003-02-21 12:36am
by Dalton
Got any porn?
Posted: 2003-02-21 12:37am
by Shinova
Hello Mr. Ambassador
Please stand still for a moment.
RAMMING SPEED!!!
*POKE!!*
Standard greetings
Welcome to sd.net.
Posted: 2003-02-21 12:38am
by Nathan F
!!!NUCLEAR HYPERMATTER FUSION MATTER/ANTIMATTER REACTOR POWERED *POKE*!!!
dang, still didn't beat the last one...
Posted: 2003-02-21 12:38am
by THE AMBASSADOR
Dalton wrote:Got any porn?
Just alien porn. But trust me, you don't want to see my race in it's true form naked. It may make you blind. Or worse... sterile.
Posted: 2003-02-21 12:40am
by Exonerate
Hehe, I see everything is translated from your alien language to ours...
Soo... Will it work with other languages too?
Welcome to Earth. Now give us all your advanced technology or will embroil your planet in nuclear hellfire.
Posted: 2003-02-21 12:40am
by Durandal
The all caps in your nick really make you look important.
Posted: 2003-02-21 12:40am
by Brother-Captain Gaius
*Lasgun poke*
Re: Greetings! I come in peace.
Posted: 2003-02-21 12:41am
by MKSheppard
THE AMBASSADOR wrote:*don't know if I'm doing this right*
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Greetings! I come in peace from another planet far, far away in another solar system. I wish to extend the hand of diplomacy to you, the peoples of the Planet Earth.
Posted: 2003-02-21 12:42am
by THE AMBASSADOR
Shinova wrote:Hello Mr. Ambassador
Please stand still for a moment.
RAMMING SPEED!!!
Standard greetings
Welcome to sd.net.
He he, that looks fun. You know, I am open to all types of diplomatic... um... er, ahem... relations.
BTW, you should see one of
our anal probes.
Posted: 2003-02-21 12:45am
by Enforcer Talen
why am I bored of this kid already?
ah well. welcoem to sdnet.
Posted: 2003-02-21 12:47am
by THE AMBASSADOR
Durandal wrote:The all caps in your nick really make you look important.
Why thank you. I am, you know.
BTW, Harm me and the rath of the mighty Paladin Republic shall be brought down upon your puny planet.
Posted: 2003-02-21 12:47am
by Dalton
Your translation matrix needs tweaking
Posted: 2003-02-21 12:57am
by Cal Wright
Alright people, move along, move along.
Nothing to see here.
Just another senseless
*poke*ing
Posted: 2003-02-21 01:04am
by Darth Yoshi
Question. Do you happen to look like this?
Oh yeah. *chucks egg*
Posted: 2003-02-21 01:07am
by Coaan
Have a poking, it's free.
Posted: 2003-02-21 01:07am
by neoolong
It comes in peace, quick kill it.
And come a few posts, that alien thing will get annoying.
Posted: 2003-02-21 01:10am
by Coaan
neoolong wrote:It comes in peace, quick kill it.
And come a few posts, that alien thing will get annoying.
In a -few- posts?
damn that's funny.
I concur. Kill it quick.
Posted: 2003-02-21 01:30am
by Slartibartfast
infinity times end of the world mount booger triple spoot secret POKE!
Posted: 2003-02-21 01:38am
by ArmorPierce
Greetings n00b
*POKE*
Re: Greetings! I come in peace.
Posted: 2003-02-21 07:01am
by jegs2
THE AMBASSADOR wrote:*don't know if I'm doing this right*
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Greetings! I come in peace from another planet far, far away in another solar system. I wish to extend the hand of diplomacy to you, the peoples of the Planet Earth.
You go in pieces (just kidding). I'm in the field now & writing this on my PDA, but upon my return to home base, I'll notify
Grey Six of your arrival, and he'll have an orderly draft a memorandum of welcome to you.
Posted: 2003-02-21 07:05am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
In A.D. 2101
Poke was beginning.
<<POKE!!>>
N00b: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Poke
Operator: We get signal
N00b: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
N00b: It's You !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: ALL YOUR POKE ARE BELONG TO US
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION
N00b: What you say !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HA HA HA HA ....
N00b: Take off every 'Zig'
N00b: You know what you doing
N00b: Move 'Zig'
N00b: For great justice
Posted: 2003-02-21 07:11am
by God Emperor
*Poke*
Enjoy your stay.
Posted: 2003-02-21 07:27am
by KhyronTheBackstabber
Poke of Doom
Posted: 2003-02-21 09:44am
by Utsanomiko
I smell a
NETRAT! 