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The worst meal. Ever.

Posted: 2003-02-22 01:22am
by DPDarkPrimus
Good god, this explains a bit about Americans and our obesity problem.

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/

Posted: 2003-02-22 01:27am
by Exonerate
:shock:

Holy crap, that is a lot of calories and fat...

Posted: 2003-02-22 01:28am
by Dalton
This is Lumberjack food.

Posted: 2003-02-22 01:28am
by Tragic
fuck the calories. That food don't look right.

Posted: 2003-02-22 01:31am
by Howedar
LOL!

Posted: 2003-02-22 01:34am
by Ren
The mere thought of microwaved pancakes and saugages is enough to turn my stomach. TV dinners are bad enough, but this, this just goes to far.

Posted: 2003-02-22 01:35am
by DPDarkPrimus
Did you guys see that cholestorol? 231%!!!!

Posted: 2003-02-22 01:47am
by kojikun
holy shit man, thats just horrible. that shouldnt even contain what it does! its like it was saturated in fat! eugh.. :x

Posted: 2003-02-22 01:52am
by Stormbringer
They should change that from Hungry Man to Dead Man. Jesus Christ that's a lot of artery clogging shit! Holy fuck. :shock:

Posted: 2003-02-22 03:58am
by Artanis
I wholeheartedly endorse this product and/or service.

Why?

It's Darwin in action, man! Anybody who eats one of these WILL remove themselves from the gene pool, and if they're dumb enough to eat these things, I can't see how their removal can be a bad thing 8)

Posted: 2003-02-22 04:00am
by Captain tycho
Holy shit...
That should be considered a WMD right there. :shock:
And who would even eat that crap anyway?

Posted: 2003-02-22 04:06am
by Enforcer Talen
I dont care about calories or fat - Im a male teen with super fast metabolism.

but that stuff really looks awful.

Posted: 2003-02-22 04:27am
by Spanky The Dolphin
kojikun wrote:holy shit man, thats just horrible. that shouldnt even contain what it does! its like it was saturated in fat! eugh.. :x
I totally agree. There is no way it should contain over 1000 Calories and 231% daily colesterol. Swanson had to put extra shit in it.

I'd believe over 500 Calories, but 1000?! :shock:

Posted: 2003-02-22 05:06am
by Faram
Fuck I gained a kilo just looking at that shit.

Now I just have to go out and jog for an hour or so.

That was just plain disgusting!

Posted: 2003-02-22 05:23am
by Robert Treder
I don't care about the nutritional information, but I do care about the quality. That shit looks nasty.

Really, when you look at it, that's not that much food. It says on the box "OVER 1 lb. OF FOOD", which means it can't be much more than 1 lb. I often eat burgers at Juicy Burger that are 1 lb. before cooking, plus the bun, lots of toppings, and a large fries and a large drink. And I'm only 6', 150 lbs. Proof that you don't necessarily have to be a lardass to eat like this. But it wouldn't hurt, I suppose.

Posted: 2003-02-22 08:33am
by salm
has anyone here ever tried it?

Posted: 2003-02-22 08:47am
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
Robert Treder wrote:I don't care about the nutritional information, but I do care about the quality. That shit looks nasty.

Really, when you look at it, that's not that much food. It says on the box "OVER 1 lb. OF FOOD", which means it can't be much more than 1 lb. I often eat burgers at Juicy Burger that are 1 lb. before cooking, plus the bun, lots of toppings, and a large fries and a large drink. And I'm only 6', 150 lbs. Proof that you don't necessarily have to be a lardass to eat like this. But it wouldn't hurt, I suppose.
Curse you and your lightboned brethren! The fat shall destroy you one day!

And Have you heard of this place called the Hungry Texan? Apparently they serve GIGANTIC steaks that are free... If you can finish them.

Posted: 2003-02-22 08:47am
by Frank Hipper
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
kojikun wrote:holy shit man, thats just horrible. that shouldnt even contain what it does! its like it was saturated in fat! eugh.. :x
I totally agree. There is no way it should contain over 1000 Calories and 231% daily colesterol. Swanson had to put extra shit in it.

I'd believe over 500 Calories, but 1000?! :shock:
Pancakes are pure carbohydrate, you'd be surprised at how the calories mount. But, yes, something stinks in the state of Swanson's, and they're packaging and selling it.

Posted: 2003-02-22 09:54am
by Robert Treder
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:And Have you heard of this place called the Hungry Texan? Apparently they serve GIGANTIC steaks that are free... If you can finish them.
I'll have to check that out. I hope they're not only in Texas.

Hmmm...sounds mysteriously like an episode of 'The Simpsons'...

Posted: 2003-02-22 10:19am
by theski
There are a lot of steak places that offer (eat it all get it free) the largest that myself and a few buddies tried was the 52ounce porterhouse steak. Almost made it..

Posted: 2003-02-22 11:51am
by blkmage
*shudders*

Anyone who can eat that crap might as well drink a bottle of oil and eat a tub of lard to compliment it. blah.

Posted: 2003-02-22 03:07pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Wow. That's some nasty looking crap. I'm sure McDonalds has better-looking (and probably less fattening) breakfast options. BUt then again, there are probably grosser foods out there.

Posted: 2003-02-22 03:13pm
by Ghost Rider
Robert Treder wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:And Have you heard of this place called the Hungry Texan? Apparently they serve GIGANTIC steaks that are free... If you can finish them.
I'll have to check that out. I hope they're not only in Texas.

Hmmm...sounds mysteriously like an episode of 'The Simpsons'...
Actually quite a few Steakhouses offer this.

Literally it's by an ask-first basis, but if yours do, dig in...though the amount of meat they offer is around what they said in the Simpsons and higher.

Posted: 2003-02-22 03:14pm
by Ghost Rider
As for that thing...I've eaten worse.

When you have little to no money...how many calories you get per dollar becomes very important.

Posted: 2003-02-22 04:46pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
ooggghhhh I think I finally found something my diamond-plated tungsten-titanium alloy stomach isn't immune to...

*pukes*

Damn Swanson to HELL!!!