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I especially enjoyed #27.

"You actually ponder the veganity of oral sex."

29. You'll actually sit somewhere else rather than move your pet off a chair.

Ever tried to move a Doberman, that REALLY doesn't feel like moving, of his favourite lounge chair?

It wasn't the funniest list I've read, but it did have some good ones:

45. You're into bondage and discipline, but can't find a master with only vegan, non-leather accessories, and thus live a sexually unfulfilled life.

33. You drive through the ghetto, and when the poor people there take one look at you, they offer you their food stamps.

13. If you can't think of any place to go because you suspect an animal may have suffered somewhere down the line.

38. Your lack of B-12 and essential amino acids causes you partially lose some vision, which has the odd effect of making certain passages in the bible unreadable to you.

42. You spend all your time attacking meat eaters, yet overlook that quality in your lover, because that's the only person you can get to sleep with you.

48. You're sad, because the only other person you met that actually shared your views turned out to be an undercover FBI agent.

Nice.

I kept getting the uneasy feeling that the first 21 were supposed to be serious.

Sir Sirius wrote:

29. You'll actually sit somewhere else rather than move your pet off a chair.

Ever tried to move a Doberman, that REALLY doesn't feel like moving, of his favourite lounge chair?

A bit of a stretch, that one. I'm no Vegan, but I usually let my dog stay on the couch if he wants to. However, this one is excellent:

40. You spend all your time on the internet writing about the evils of meat, and spend all your time in the kitchen trying to make your vegetables taste like meat.

24. You actually manage to convince yourself that tofu tastes good.

My favorite.

"28. You're surprised that on the few occassions that you actually go into the woods, that all the deer and bunnies aren't hanging out with each other like in Bambi."

Too true.