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The end game scenario
Posted: 2003-02-24 05:58pm
by 0.1
Let's say you're Saddam, you know for sure that Bush is coming to get you. Either the Americans will get you or someone in Iraq will get you. The choice is between death or joining Slobby in the Hauge for the rest of your life, and since both choices are equally unpalatable. What do you do?
Posted: 2003-02-24 06:01pm
by Frank Hipper
Simple, take to the hills, or suicide.
Posted: 2003-02-24 06:04pm
by salm
buy swiss citizenship
Posted: 2003-02-24 06:36pm
by Neko001
Nuke the US.
Posted: 2003-02-24 06:39pm
by Mr Bean
He has no Nukes so unless he magics them up thats impossible
Personaly this is realtivly what it would look like
COME ONE COME ALL!
Come on down to Crazy Saddam's Blow out Sale! We got Tanks! We Got Planes, We got Missles! If you want it you got it! EVERYTHING MUST GO FOR CRAZY SADDAM's 11th Hour Close-out sale! Rock-bottem prices on praticly everything!
And use the money to Live in Switzerland for the rest of my life, Also I'd scortch earth as much as possible inculding blowing the Oil Fields of my own Country and anything my Bombers could reach
Posted: 2003-02-24 06:49pm
by Exonerate
Neko001 wrote:Nuke the US.
Yes, I will throw my missiles at the US, which will run out of fuel and fall down in the middle of the Pacific Ocean
Posted: 2003-02-24 06:50pm
by Mr Bean
Yes, I will throw my missiles at the US, which will run out of fuel and fall down in the middle of the Pacific Ocean
Don't you mean Atlantic?
Posted: 2003-02-24 06:57pm
by Exonerate
Oops. I was thinking DPRK...
Posted: 2003-02-24 08:24pm
by weemadando
Thats easy. You aren't there.
You haven't been in Iraq for two years now.
You've been in Cuba or somewhere else nice sunning yourself on the beach while your government and doubles do all the nasty work.
Posted: 2003-02-24 09:41pm
by Tragic
I doubt he even has weapons to reach Britian. So hitting the U.S. with one would be out the question.
Posted: 2003-02-24 11:24pm
by desertjedi
Trully? If I were Suddam, I would make onw last ditch effort to hurt the US or her alllies or even Iraq as much as possible by either launching a large barrage of missiles at US bases in Turkey, Israel or the Iraqi oil fields. Then before the boys with the Red, White, and Blue get me, committ suicide. Dirty, but could be effective.
Posted: 2003-02-25 01:00am
by Uraniun235
I'd go crash at Fidel's place, maybe arrange some interviews with reporters in exchange for cash. Parley the brutality of the past into profits of today.
Posted: 2003-02-25 01:03am
by Hamel
Take a ride to the moon
Posted: 2003-04-09 05:50pm
by Straha
Well we don't have to worry about any of these, because HE BE DEAD SINCE THE BEGINING OF THE WAR!
But if you were one of the last in charge of Ba'ath Iraq what would you do right now?
Posted: 2003-04-09 05:59pm
by Brother-Captain Gaius
Why do you do this? This thread is over a month old.
Posted: 2003-04-09 06:04pm
by Straha
JediNeophyte wrote:Why do you do this? This thread is over a month old.
Because it becomes relevant now that the endgame is actually happening
And because my zombie numbers were growing low
You got a problem with that?
Posted: 2003-04-09 06:11pm
by Colonel Olrik
Straha wrote:JediNeophyte wrote:Why do you do this? This thread is over a month old.
Because it becomes relevant now that the endgame is actually happening
And because my zombie numbers were growing low
You got a problem with that?
I do. Stop with this necromancy, Straha.
Besides, the point is moot. Everyone has understood what Saddam intended to do if under attack. Duck, Hide and Run like hell.