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Porn Poll: What Really Sucks in Porn [WARNING!!!!!]

Posted: 2003-02-24 07:35pm
by Defiant
After reading a couple of threads about what people hate in porn, I was curious to see what were the things that people hate the most. Behold, here is the list.

Me, I hate it when its plainly obvious that the woman is not enjoying herself. That's just me.

Posted: 2003-02-24 09:46pm
by Tragic
hell yeah. Some of th female look like they are sleeping or either doesn't feel anything. their just starring at the ceiling.

But that maybe because the guys aren't eqiup :D .
or
They females are too loose :D :D

Posted: 2003-02-24 09:51pm
by ArmorPierce
You should've put all of the above cause I can't decide.

Posted: 2003-02-24 09:51pm
by Joe
Bad camera angles. I may be in the minority here, but the lower female anatomy as viewed through a macroscope is not my idea of good pornography.

Posted: 2003-02-24 09:56pm
by Captain tycho
Ugly participants.
Bad music.
Horrid Camera Angles.
Now, there are many good porno's out there, but the majority of them suck.

Posted: 2003-02-24 10:16pm
by Luke Starkiller
What really sucks in Porn?
Oh what a horrible pun. As for the poll, I agree that if the woman isn't into it then it just sucks(of doesn't, as the case may be :wink: )

Posted: 2003-02-24 10:23pm
by Anarchist Bunny
Other.

Too much cock. You know, when I'm choking my chicken it seems a little gay to be watching 1 chick get prodded by 8 cocks.

Posted: 2003-02-24 10:25pm
by Frank Hipper
In gay porn, you rarely if ever get ugly participants, sometimes the money shots are a little underwhelming, the music ALWAYS sucks, and I kinda like that "deer in the headlights" look at the camera. I feel sorry for straight guys, your porn sucks. I'm beginning to understand the appeal lesbian action has for you, now that I think about it. I mean, I know how I'd feel if there was a big ugly woman in MY pornos. Blecchh! :x

Posted: 2003-02-24 10:28pm
by Tragic
what the fuck?? gay porn?? You watch that?

Posted: 2003-02-24 10:28pm
by TrailerParkJawa
I hate heavy makeup, fake blond, fake breasts, whitened teeth, tattoos, and piercings all wrapped into a single female.

Posted: 2003-02-24 10:29pm
by Ghost Rider
Tragic wrote:what the fuck?? gay porn?? You watch that?
I hate to break it to ya...but we do have quite a few GAY members......sigh

Posted: 2003-02-24 10:30pm
by Frank Hipper
Tragic wrote:what the fuck?? gay porn?? You watch that?
Being gay, what the fuck else would I be watching?

Posted: 2003-02-24 10:30pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Tragic wrote:what the fuck?? gay porn?? You watch that?
*Watches as GALE force prepares to flame* Something wicked this way comes... :twisted:

Posted: 2003-02-24 10:34pm
by Tragic
Frank Hipper wrote:
Tragic wrote:what the fuck?? gay porn?? You watch that?
Being gay, what the fuck else would I be watching?
Don't Get a titi attack. How the fuck was I suppose to know your a homosexual.

And now that i know. I see why you like gay porno.

Posted: 2003-02-24 10:40pm
by Frank Hipper
Tragic wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:
Tragic wrote:what the fuck?? gay porn?? You watch that?
Being gay, what the fuck else would I be watching?
Don't Get a titi attack. How the fuck was I suppose to know your a homosexual.

And now that i know. I see why you like gay porno.
I would have thought that when I said "I feel sorry for straight guys" was a giveaway. Oh well..... :?

Posted: 2003-02-24 11:02pm
by Durandal
Tragic wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:
Tragic wrote:what the fuck?? gay porn?? You watch that?
Being gay, what the fuck else would I be watching?
Don't Get a titi attack. How the fuck was I suppose to know your a homosexual.

And now that i know. I see why you like gay porno.
Jesus Christ, you're a fucking idiot.

Posted: 2003-02-24 11:07pm
by EmperorMing
Porn almost looks mechanical. Very little to get excited about...

Posted: 2003-02-24 11:10pm
by Tragic
Durandal wrote:
Tragic wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Being gay, what the fuck else would I be watching?
Don't Get a titi attack. How the fuck was I suppose to know your a homosexual.

And now that i know. I see why you like gay porno.
Jesus Christ, you're a fucking idiot.
Now why did your bitchass gotta get up in this?? Was i talking to you?

Posted: 2003-02-24 11:12pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Tragic wrote:Now why did your bitchass gotta get up in this?? Was i talking to you?
You don't have to be. You made a stupid (and potentially offensive) statement, and he's calling you on it. When you say stupid stuff, it's bound to happen.

Posted: 2003-02-24 11:17pm
by Tragic
Ok let me stop before we start something. Can we get back on topic now.

Frank Hipper If i said anything to offend you I'm sorry.

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Posted: 2003-02-24 11:17pm
by Frank Hipper
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Tragic wrote:Now why did your bitchass gotta get up in this?? Was i talking to you?
You don't have to be. You made a stupid (and potentially offensive) statement, and he's calling you on it. When you say stupid stuff, it's bound to happen.
Eh, I wasn't offended. Curious as to what a "titi attack" is, though...

Posted: 2003-02-24 11:21pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Frank Hipper wrote:Eh, I wasn't offended. Curious as to what a "titi attack" is, though...
I made sure to tack on a "potentially" seeing as I was pretty sure you weren't offfended.

But if we've all kissed and made up ( :D ) we can return to our regularly scheduled programming.

Heh, titi attack...

Posted: 2003-02-24 11:23pm
by Kuja
*tries to click every damn option, and fails*

Fuck.

Posted: 2003-02-24 11:27pm
by Tragic
Frank Hipper wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Tragic wrote:Now why did your bitchass gotta get up in this?? Was i talking to you?
You don't have to be. You made a stupid (and potentially offensive) statement, and he's calling you on it. When you say stupid stuff, it's bound to happen.
Eh, I wasn't offended. Curious as to what a "titi attack" is, though...
Oh its just a saying. Basically means don't get mad over nothing. Have you heard a saying like "don't get a heart attack".

Darth Garden Gnome. that was funny that kiss and made up line.

Posted: 2003-02-24 11:27pm
by RedImperator
As you may have read in the "Porn Rant" thread, I hate it when they look at the camera. I also hate it when girls kiss by licking each others' tongues in midair (not one of the poll options). If I may, here's some of my evidence:

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I think the pictures speak for themselves.