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YeeIKES!!! What is up with Mike Tyson?

Mike Tyson wrote:"I don't know if I still want to fight ... I like doing other things now. I like getting high.I like playing with my kids. I like drinking."

I don't know about the rest of you but considering how violent and unstable he's been in the past hearing that makes me sorry for his kids.

• Mike Tyson's list of things I like to do:
  
  1. Get High
  2. Play with my kids
  3. Get drunk

On another "wtf" type note: I kind of like Tyson's tattoo next to his eye but the other ones...especially the one of Che Guervera (sp?) .

Tyson reminds me of a Klingon.

And yet hordes of people want to see him fight, just goes to show that many of the comments made in the "Why we worship celebrities" thread are true.

I thought it was just remnants of Roman civilisation left in us that compelled us to watch boxing.

TrailerParkJawa wrote:And yet hordes of people want to see him fight, just goes to show that many of the comments made in the "Why we worship celebrities" thread are true.

the only reason i want to see him fight is because i want to see how this worthless piece of shit gets ripped appart.

the tattoo next to his eye IS cool though.

TrailerParkJawa wrote:And yet hordes of people want to see him fight, just goes to show that many of the comments made in the "Why we worship celebrities" thread are true.

Actually, he's been drawing less and less peopele. Especially after the unhole asskicking Lennox Lewis gave him.

Captain tycho wrote:Tyson reminds me of a Klingon.

But Klingon do not try to eat their opponent.

Tyson is old and washed up. The only reason he hasn't been forced into retirement is because the state of boxing is so bad there aren't any other stars left. I caught some of the Ali-Frasier Madison Square Garden fight on ESPN Classic the other day, and that was more interesting than a modern boxing match, and I knew the outcome already.

Mike Tyson is a bad man.

Zaia wrote:Mike Tyson is a bad man.

When did you get back?

weemadando wrote:

Zaia wrote:Mike Tyson is a bad man.

When did you get back?

Just a minute ago. And now I'm off again. Go to bed!!!

Tyson is a cannabalistic maniac who likes to get drunk and high, methinks.

Some people should not have the right to become parents,Tyson is one of them.

NF_Utvol wrote:Tyson is a cannabalistic maniac who likes to get drunk and high, methinks.

In other word he and Michael Jackson would make a wonderful couple.

Gotta love The Onion.

Stormbringer wrote:

NF_Utvol wrote:Tyson is a cannabalistic maniac who likes to get drunk and high, methinks.

In other word he and Michael Jackson would make a wonderful couple.

Would`nt work MJ prefer the company of young teenage boys.

Montcalm wrote:Some people should not have the right to become parents,Tyson is one of them.

This is one reason why I think it may be okay to patent the genetic code. We can revoke the copyright on guys like Tyson...

snip!snip! "Ahh! My balls!"

Is that thing for real, XaLEv? That guy is suck a fucking flaming idiot. He needs to be ejected into space.

Both Michael Jackson and Mike Tyson had really bad childhoods, so it's not really that much of a surprise that they're...a little weird...

I'd like to Tyson fight jackson, and then a pack of rabid wolves.

Shinova wrote:Both Michael Jackson and Mike Tyson had really bad childhoods, so it's not really that much of a surprise that they're...a little weird...

I would say beating up and raping women is a little more than 'wierd'...hm?

...Wow...poor kids...I feel for 'em...

Tyson is a maniac...pure and simple. Crowds are bloodthirsty, thats why we watch his fights, cause we want to see what this maniac is going to do. And yes, that was quite an asswhooping he took from Lewis

Tyson's another one of those celebrities that aren't fit to have children. I was glad when Lewis kicked his ass, and I'm sure after a few more, he won't want to rape women and bite people's ears off.

Some AWESOME Tyson quotes:

"I'll fuck you till you love me!" Screamed it during a brawl at a prefight press conference where I do believe he bit Lennox Lewis on the leg.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep me from killing y'all." Spoken at another press conference when asked why he was on anti depressants.

"I'll eat his children." spoken after a fight in England when asked about what he wanted to do to Lennox Lewis.

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Mike Tyson is the greatest comedian out there right now. Forget Chris Rock or Dave Chapel, thsi guy is da bomb. Why? Because he really means the insane things he spouts!!