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Amusing Battlefield Earth review

Posted: 2003-02-25 06:02am
by weemadando
Before its release, some of Scientology's critics suggested that Battlefield Earth would be filled with subliminal messages in an attempt to recruit or brainwash viewers. They needn't worry: Outside of marching on Washington in Nazi uniforms while burning crosses and clubbing baby seals, it's hard to think of a worse way to recruit converts than to subject them to this surreal atrocity, an adaptation of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard's 1982 novel.
http://www.theonionavclub.com/reviews/c ... rth01.html

Posted: 2003-02-25 06:30am
by Sir Sirius
A good deal of its screen time is devoted to "man animals" and their supposed preference for eating raw rats, which may be a canny bit of psychology on the filmmakers' part. After all, eating raw rodents is one of the few activities that sound less appealing than watching Battlefield Earth.
ROLFMAO!!!

Posted: 2003-02-25 06:39am
by Morning Star
[homer]It's funny because it's true.[/homer]

Posted: 2003-02-25 08:13am
by m112880
I liked Battlefield earth. I even have it DVD.

Posted: 2003-02-25 08:17am
by Admiral Valdemar
m112880 wrote:I liked Battlefield earth. I even have it DVD.
You're nuts.

Posted: 2003-02-25 08:18am
by Morning Star
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
m112880 wrote:I liked Battlefield earth. I even have it DVD.
You're nuts.
Hey if they actually put that monstrosity out onto DVD, the whole world is nuts. :wink: :D

Posted: 2003-02-25 08:19am
by Admiral Valdemar
Morning Star wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
m112880 wrote:I liked Battlefield earth. I even have it DVD.
You're nuts.
Hey if they actually put that monstrosity out onto DVD, the whole world is nuts. :wink: :D
Mhm, good point.

Posted: 2003-02-25 08:20am
by Morning Star
Nice avatar BTW AV.

Posted: 2003-02-25 08:24am
by Admiral Valdemar
Morning Star wrote:Nice avatar BTW AV.
Arigato, I finally found out why everyone had big .jpg and .gif avatars and I couldn't so I went and found some free compressor proggies to use. Go me!

Posted: 2003-02-25 08:33am
by Morning Star
Go you indeed.

On topic: Some films are in the category of 'so bad they're actually kinda good' but Battlefield: Earth is more along the lines of well...shit.