"Meat" and "Animals Hate PETA"
Posted: 2003-02-25 08:19am
Let's do appetites around the world a favor and talk about the worlds most perfect food, Meat!
Today for dinner I had a couple pork chops with homemade gravy made from the various greases and juices. They were incredibly tasty and were cooked perfectly. Tender but not too tender, and easy to chew with mouth savoring goodness.
I plan on having a steak later this morning along with some eggs. maybe i'll get some biscuits with sausage gravy and/or some bacon to complement it.
There's a waffle I really like to order that I might have considered if it weren't for steak. I've only seen it @ Ruby's Diner but it's called a Bacon Waffle. Basically they cook the Bacon into the waffle then you get to smother it with syrup. Its great, get a side order of bacon with that.
by the way, a good pizza to order is your favorite pizza places all meat version. Because then you get the taastiest versions of Pig and Cow. Some places will have Shrimp and Chicken for your pizzas but those should be saved for more gourmet versions of the pizza.
If eating animals is so wrong then why do animals eat animals? If the animalss don't fucking care why should I? Later today I will be preparing shrimp for the Shark tank at the Ocean Institue in Dana Point, here's what I will be carving up for them.
115g, Shrimp
115g, Squid mantles
115g, Sardines.
to prepare shrimp simply tear of the hea dwith a twisting motion, shell the shrip by pinching the tail and pulling out the meat, then throw non edible corpse away.
Squid are a little trickier because you have to dice the tentacles for smaller fish and then cut off the head. Then you slice the mantle open, removing all of the guts and vestigal backbone. Also, be careful because the ink sack will squirt like one of those joke flowers you wear on April 1st.
Sardines are beheaded, de gutted, unfinned, then chopped into bits. Starfish love them and so do halibut.
There is a previously posted thread on this board that discusses the fact that millions of field rodents and animals are killed every year for grain. Therefore, whenever a vegan eats bread from a farm where tractors are used, they are killing animals too! But they aren;t cute so maybe they don't count? Fuck that Yoda has taught us anything it's how to use the force to pick up chicks AND all things are equal in the force.
If you eat meat you don;t kill an animal, let me explain. THE ANIMAL IS ALREADY DEAD! hahahahahaha, if the animal is dead it is best not to let him go to waste and to serve his memory well. Possibly with a side of honey mustard dipping sauce or perhaps barbecue.
Worse yet, how about the thousands of kids who don;t get hapy meals because their parents don't eat meat. What the fuck those parent's are rotten! I head that in this one vegan family the parents make veggie burgers and light non fat nn tasty fries, put them in bags and stuff shitty little toys in them for their kids so they don;t feel left out. Fuck! If I were that kid id go pawn my moms wedding ring off and get my ass a quarter pounder. (Or if you are in france, a Royale with Cheese, "Royale" is French for "Quarter Pounder" and Cheese is French for "Fromage" which is a stupid way to spell Cheese)
We live in a world full of fucking idiots, whiny bastards, and assholes such as myself. But that doesn't mean we have to put up with them!
To continue on this pro-Meat rant i'd like to point out that without killing animals we'd all be dead. Recent studies have shown that Kangaroos make for excellent boxers. If Austrailians didn't kill hundreds of thousands of them every year for exotic beef jerky and placemats they would be overrun by hordes of boxing Kangaroos. In the US, we have a similar problem with Grizzly bears. A study was done recently where a man and a bear were putinto a closed off arena..errr...area, and the Human was supposed to rationalize with the bear and possibly get him to try a vegetarian diet. The bear shredded him to bits and ate him. thus proving the theory that you can't tell a bear not to eat meat because those claws weren't made for fingerbanging, if my last girlfriend is any indicator.
Today for dinner I had a couple pork chops with homemade gravy made from the various greases and juices. They were incredibly tasty and were cooked perfectly. Tender but not too tender, and easy to chew with mouth savoring goodness.
I plan on having a steak later this morning along with some eggs. maybe i'll get some biscuits with sausage gravy and/or some bacon to complement it.
There's a waffle I really like to order that I might have considered if it weren't for steak. I've only seen it @ Ruby's Diner but it's called a Bacon Waffle. Basically they cook the Bacon into the waffle then you get to smother it with syrup. Its great, get a side order of bacon with that.
by the way, a good pizza to order is your favorite pizza places all meat version. Because then you get the taastiest versions of Pig and Cow. Some places will have Shrimp and Chicken for your pizzas but those should be saved for more gourmet versions of the pizza.
If eating animals is so wrong then why do animals eat animals? If the animalss don't fucking care why should I? Later today I will be preparing shrimp for the Shark tank at the Ocean Institue in Dana Point, here's what I will be carving up for them.
115g, Shrimp
115g, Squid mantles
115g, Sardines.
to prepare shrimp simply tear of the hea dwith a twisting motion, shell the shrip by pinching the tail and pulling out the meat, then throw non edible corpse away.
Squid are a little trickier because you have to dice the tentacles for smaller fish and then cut off the head. Then you slice the mantle open, removing all of the guts and vestigal backbone. Also, be careful because the ink sack will squirt like one of those joke flowers you wear on April 1st.
Sardines are beheaded, de gutted, unfinned, then chopped into bits. Starfish love them and so do halibut.
There is a previously posted thread on this board that discusses the fact that millions of field rodents and animals are killed every year for grain. Therefore, whenever a vegan eats bread from a farm where tractors are used, they are killing animals too! But they aren;t cute so maybe they don't count? Fuck that Yoda has taught us anything it's how to use the force to pick up chicks AND all things are equal in the force.
If you eat meat you don;t kill an animal, let me explain. THE ANIMAL IS ALREADY DEAD! hahahahahaha, if the animal is dead it is best not to let him go to waste and to serve his memory well. Possibly with a side of honey mustard dipping sauce or perhaps barbecue.
Worse yet, how about the thousands of kids who don;t get hapy meals because their parents don't eat meat. What the fuck those parent's are rotten! I head that in this one vegan family the parents make veggie burgers and light non fat nn tasty fries, put them in bags and stuff shitty little toys in them for their kids so they don;t feel left out. Fuck! If I were that kid id go pawn my moms wedding ring off and get my ass a quarter pounder. (Or if you are in france, a Royale with Cheese, "Royale" is French for "Quarter Pounder" and Cheese is French for "Fromage" which is a stupid way to spell Cheese)
We live in a world full of fucking idiots, whiny bastards, and assholes such as myself. But that doesn't mean we have to put up with them!
To continue on this pro-Meat rant i'd like to point out that without killing animals we'd all be dead. Recent studies have shown that Kangaroos make for excellent boxers. If Austrailians didn't kill hundreds of thousands of them every year for exotic beef jerky and placemats they would be overrun by hordes of boxing Kangaroos. In the US, we have a similar problem with Grizzly bears. A study was done recently where a man and a bear were putinto a closed off arena..errr...area, and the Human was supposed to rationalize with the bear and possibly get him to try a vegetarian diet. The bear shredded him to bits and ate him. thus proving the theory that you can't tell a bear not to eat meat because those claws weren't made for fingerbanging, if my last girlfriend is any indicator.
