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Be someone else...?

Posted: 2003-02-25 07:11pm
by Alex Moon
If you could be someone else on this board for a day, who would you be and why?

Posted: 2003-02-25 07:15pm
by Coyote
At the risk of great personal injury to myself for saying this, I would be Marina. And because I do not want to be killed, I will not get into the specifics of why that would be cool from my pov. Use your own imagintion, for most of what you are thinking would probably be true.

Posted: 2003-02-25 07:15pm
by Larz
Mr Bean... let the deleting commence...

Posted: 2003-02-25 07:16pm
by fgalkin
Lord Wong.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2003-02-25 07:17pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Wong = Administrator. Admin. = mischief. Hehehehe.... :twisted:

Posted: 2003-02-25 07:28pm
by Kelly Antilles
Zaia: Just so I could fulfill my dream and actually conduct a high school band once.

Posted: 2003-02-25 07:30pm
by Andrew J.
Sheppard. I could shoot off my mouth and say all sorts of things that would ruin my reputation, but everyone would just say, "Hey, has Shep been acting better lately?"

Posted: 2003-02-25 07:39pm
by MKSheppard
Andrew J. wrote:Sheppard. I could shoot off my mouth and say all sorts of things that would ruin my reputation, but everyone would just say, "Hey, has Shep been acting better lately?"
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Ahh, it's nice to know I'm loved.

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Seriously, I'd love to be one of the Supermods, so I could unlock threads
that had been locked so I could get my last 0.02 cents in....(that's fucken
annoying, when a mod locks a thread you were typing a reply up for)

Posted: 2003-02-25 07:42pm
by Mr Bean
Mr Bean... let the deleting commence...
Don't forget the fring benfits and the fact I surf from a T-3 Connection

Nerd-I devolped software that lets you down porn seventy times faster
Marge-Who could ever need that much porn?
Homer-*Drools, Mmm seventy times as much porn

Posted: 2003-02-25 08:10pm
by RedImperator
Durandal. I've seen that dude's pictures. He probably got more ass last weekend than I got last year.

Posted: 2003-02-25 08:25pm
by TrailerParkJawa
Jegs2 or Wicked Pilot so I could spend a day in the service. Mr Bean is in the service too but he works in the same industry as I did, so Id like to try a different job, nothing against the Navy or Bean.

Posted: 2003-02-25 08:28pm
by Anarchist Bunny
Bean, so I could jump off a building 3 seconds before midnight and finally get my revenge.

Posted: 2003-02-25 08:32pm
by Darth Yoshi
verilon. Be the monkey overlord! Bite people! Plot the downfall of--*collapses from tranq dart*

Posted: 2003-02-25 08:33pm
by Anarchist Bunny
Darth Yoshi wrote:verilon. Be the monkey overlord! Bite people! Plot the downfall of--*collapses from tranq dart*
Just make sure you don't get caught in the middle of a gayorgy.

Posted: 2003-02-25 08:35pm
by Grand Admiral Thrawn
Wong. Get rid of all the other mods, grant myself Admin powers, and randomly ban people just to terrorize the board.

Posted: 2003-02-25 08:36pm
by Mr Bean
Bean, so I could jump off a building 3 seconds before midnight and finally get my revenge.
Assuming you got everything you'd be micariously saved just before you hit the ground and probably find a winning lotter ticket thats a month old, All in the days work for Irony

Posted: 2003-02-25 08:41pm
by Darth Yoshi
anarchistbunny wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:verilon. Be the monkey overlord! Bite people! Plot the downfall of--*collapses from tranq dart*
Just make sure you don't get caught in the middle of a gayorgy.
No big deal. As long as it doesn't involve physical or psychological harm, I'm game.

Posted: 2003-02-25 08:44pm
by Darth Balls
I would be Darkstar. That way I could tell the world that I (Darkstar) have been wrong all along and that I promise never to make up bullshit again. Then at midnight when I change back to me and Darkstar is himself again we get to watch him pop like a zit when he realizes he admit he was wrong about everything! :D

Posted: 2003-02-25 08:54pm
by XaLEv
I choose whoever speaks and reads Japanese best so I can leech it. :D

Posted: 2003-02-25 08:56pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Here are my top 3 choices:

1. Wong: Not only woudl I get admin powers, I can have some anal sex too!
2. DarkStar: It would be fun being him, and getting him to concede.
3. Any supermod: There are topics I'd like to comment on, but they're locked by the time I can read them, so I'd like to get my two cents in.

Posted: 2003-02-25 08:58pm
by ArmorPierce
But.... what about the big gaping vaginas? :D

Though I'd rather remain myself rather than experiencing someone elses life I'd guess I'd be David and go crazy with my sock puppets that have mod powers. Yes, I would lead the revolt of the rabid monkeys.

Posted: 2003-02-25 09:02pm
by theski
I would be either MRBean or Sea Skimmer. 15527 posts have got to mean something.

Posted: 2003-02-25 09:03pm
by darthdavid
At the risk of being shot, Darkstar, i love to be hated :lol:

Posted: 2003-02-25 09:09pm
by Colonel Olrik
I'd be aerius.

I'd surround myself with several really expensive, brand new mountain bikes from the shop and spend some quality hours tenderly polishing them, while whispering "my precious, my love".

At the end of the day, I'd ship them all to Portugal, all expenses paid.

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Yes!

Posted: 2003-02-25 09:14pm
by Mr Bean
I'd stay myself but if I where forced to choes I'd go with Wong simply to gain Admin powers which I would grant to, Mr Fibble, Ein and Shep

That should make things intresting :twisted: