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I think it's time for what I like to call the "inevitable question" So, if the members of this board ruled the world, what would happen?

We would be sooooooooooooo fucked it wouldn't be funny.

Well actually it would be pretty funny.

But only for us.

hehehe... I would move to Mars...

I would probably get laid more.

Along with being able to smack around idiots without retaliation.

I'd hid out in Russia building my Enhanced Radiation Warfare tanks, then attempt to kill you all and enslave the planet in subterranean caves where they must work or die.

Wong's Law: Everyone must have anal at least twice a week

Shep's Law: Everyone must own at least two firearms

Darkstar's Law: Everyone must put their head up their ass. Fortunately this law was repealed when Darkstar was banned.

Arminus' Law: Same as Wong's Law, except it involves donkeys. Fortunately it was repealed as Arminus and the other donkey fuckers were banned.

No country's currency is going to have "In God We Trust" on it, that's for damned sure.

It will be a better place.
For us, of course, not the general populance.

*shudders at the thought*

Darth Wong wrote:No country's currency is going to have "In God We Trust" on it, that's for damned sure.

That's right, it will all proclaim, "The people love The Great Leader"

Zaia wrote:*shudders at the thought*

Why?
We get all the sex we want, we get all the money and poewr that we could desire, and we get to crush B&B.
Think, we could kill them for 'harmful, un-creative though.'

Captain tycho wrote:

Zaia wrote:*shudders at the thought*

Why?
We get all the sex we want, we get all the money and poewr that we could desire, and we get to crush B&B.
Think, we could kill them for 'harmful, un-creative though.'

Not all shuddering is negative, dear...

I get France.

I have a Five Year Plan for Mexico.....

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I get France.

I call dibs on Japan.

I call dibs on all the hot women from everywhere in the world. Oh, and the US. Have to put them somewhere. Suck it.

neoolong wrote:I call dibs on all the hot women from everywhere in the world. Oh, and the US. Have to put them somewhere. Suck it.

Um, no. We will keep our hot women thankyouverymuch.

I call Brazil. Oh, and if Neolong thinks he's getting all the hot women, he can taste the cleansing atomic fire. The bronze Copacabana hotties are MINE, biznatch.

It would be a much more logical world with occasional terrorists attacks from YEC and the such and lots of anal sex to go around.

Zaia wrote:

Captain tycho wrote:

Zaia wrote:*shudders at the thought*

Why?
We get all the sex we want, we get all the money and poewr that we could desire, and we get to crush B&B.
Think, we could kill them for 'harmful, un-creative though.'

Not all shuddering is negative, dear...

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I dibs Austria!

I get Canada!

Take that Wong!

China and Taiwan are mine. If anybody tries to invade, I'm nuking the rest of the world

Alex Moon wrote:

neoolong wrote:I call dibs on all the hot women from everywhere in the world. Oh, and the US. Have to put them somewhere. Suck it.

Um, no. We will keep our hot women thankyouverymuch.

Same here.

You won't be laughing when your ass is kicked six ways to Sunday by the thermo-nuculer armed forces of Neo-France.

May I have Australia, please?

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:

Alex Moon wrote:

neoolong wrote:I call dibs on all the hot women from everywhere in the world. Oh, and the US. Have to put them somewhere. Suck it.

Um, no. We will keep our hot women thankyouverymuch.

Same here.

You won't be laughing when your ass is kicked six ways to Sunday by the thermo-nuculer armed forces of Neo-France.

*blink*
*blink*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...