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out of vast curiousity, is there anyone here besides me who does not look at porn? lol. . .

*slap* What's wrong with you man?!?

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Enforcer Talen wrote:out of vast curiousity, is there anyone here besides me who does not look at porn? lol. . .

You ... don't ... watch ... porn?

HEATHEN!!!!

BURN EM, BURN THE WITCH! [/shreaking british accent]

Good God! Pull yourself together man or be burned at the stake!

Last time was about 4 months ago.

Of course if you count in parts of Perversions, 10 minutes.

I come in contact with gay porn every time I check my email, boot Kazaa, or surf on my D drive. I'll bet I might even see porn more than Darth Wong! LMAO

How can you be on this board, and not be exposed to massive amounts of porn.

Yeah, I get sick of looking at porn...

I'd rather make them now.

EmperorMing wrote:Yeah, I get sick of looking at porn...

I'd rather make them now.

LOL I know the feeling...

Note to Self: Acquire Digital Camcorder with USB connectivity.

I don't look at porn, it doesn't do anything for me.

I sometimes look at porn, but not for the selfish, animalistic reasons you all no doubt have. No. I have entirely different reasons....

***

Pornographic File : Oh Cyborg! You have to help me!

Me : Really? What's the matter?

Pornographic File : Day in and day out, I work at this site! Everyday I have to endure being looked at by creeps and perverts. Sure, I haven't gotten hurt yet, but I'm scared.... *starts crying*

Me : Are you okay.......?

Pornographic File : It's just that.... that.... can I stay in your hard drive? For at least tonight? I promise I won't get in the way....

Me : Miss, you can stay as long as you want, and I'll always keep in eye on you. I promise.

Pornographic File : Really? But--!

Me : No buts.

Pornographic File : Oh THANK YOU! It's like a dream come true.... now if only my friends can share in it....

Me : And so it began, my quest. No amatuer too inexperienced. No lesbians left to linger. No nude too crude. No .avis too large. No hentai that I wouldn't help. Throughout the Web I will search high and low, lower, even lower, and espically really really low. I will not rest until all of it is safely stowed away, under my protection. (*1)

*patriotic music starts playing in the background while I give the no-handed salute.*

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*1 Excluding, of course those things which are completely disgusting or boring. I like to think I have standards.

I've stopped enjoying and searching for live-action porn a few months ago. It got too similar and boring.



I still collect occasional hentai though, but only good ones with artistic value.


So you're not alone (sort of) Enforcer Talen.


And yes, I'm weird.

Why the hell dont you watch porn? Do you not know that it's a proven fact that looking at naked women relaxes men. Porn is good for you! Watch it! If I werent in college I'd watch it now...hang on, what am I saying....

Enforcer Talen wrote:out of vast curiousity, is there anyone here besides me who does not look at porn? lol. . .

And you are a guy????

If you mean with actual people, no. Hentai, though, is another story. And of course, who can forget Perversions of the Force?

Enforcer Talen wrote:out of vast curiousity, is there anyone here besides me who does not look at porn? lol. . .

Edit: why the hell don't you watch porn????

Okay...

CARRY OUT EXTERMINATUS AND BASE DELTA ZERO! BURN THE HERETIC!

*cough*

Singular Quartet wrote:*cough*

*Gives Singular a lozonge*

Gandalf wrote:I don't look at porn, it doesn't do anything for me.

I agree with this kid.

lmao@responses. you people are funny. I am a guy, and find chicks attractive, but porn just turns me off.

Nope, don't look at porn at all. *holds up lightening rod*

I just write it. *hands Yoshi and Pu-239 a couple of fins* Thanks for the plug.

But, honestly, I don't look at it every day. Some days more than others... some WEEKS more than others. There are so many kinds of porn, it's hard to say you don't look at it.

Enforcer Talen wrote:

Gandalf wrote:I don't look at porn, it doesn't do anything for me.

I agree with this kid.

lmao@responses. you people are funny. I am a guy, and find chicks attractive, but porn just turns me off.

Maybe you just don't find porn that's 'done right'. I know some of it out there can seem too forced, or done in poor tastes, and some crap is just plain mysoginistic. Personally, I like my lesbians happy. Or myabe it's bad lighting/photography in some of them.

...Or maybe you just need to see a phyciatrist or something. Not enjoying pornographic images might be a sign of sexual repression or immaturity. (quick, someone post that sentence on a fundie message board! )