Michael Jackson AGAIN

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-04 04:41pm

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,80173,00.html

I would say this guy couldn't get any weirder. But I was saying that a few weeks ago, and lo and behold, he got weirder.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-03-04 04:51pm

Almost makes me hope the curse backfires.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-04 04:57pm

Are you sure it's a true story? It sounds a little extreme, but if someone dangles babies off balconies, sleeps with little boys, gets plasic surgery until the body is only 2% organic, and names his kids tihngs liek "Blanket", I'm sure trying to put a curse on others would be expected of them.

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-03-04 04:59pm

I say we keep him around, just for a laugh and a Oh My God he is F-inn crazy moment..

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-04 05:12pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Are you sure it's a true story? It sounds a little extreme, but if someone dangles babies off balconies, sleeps with little boys, gets plasic surgery until the body is only 2% organic, and names his kids tihngs liek "Blanket", I'm sure trying to put a curse on others would be expected of them.

Of course I'm not sure it's true. But I wouldn't doubt it.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-03-04 05:21pm

It was made by Fox...

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-03-04 05:26pm

Why not...I mean he's basically a nut with too much money.

Just add this to his weirdness tablet.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-04 05:51pm

The story's in Vanty Fair also, apparently. I like how they say without his nose prosthesis he "resembles a mummy"!

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-04 05:58pm

This belongs in the Off Topic forum

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-03-04 06:05pm

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-04 06:09pm

weemadando wrote:http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/pictures/apes.jpg

We were gonna do this joke a while ago on our college TV show, but the executive producers deemed it racist! They couldn't see past the color to the fact that the two look eerily similar - they only saw us equating blacks to monkeys.

Wonder what that says about them...

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-04 06:17pm

Stormbringer wrote:This belongs in the Off Topic forum

I know, I know. I don't even know WHY I posted in the HoS; I guess I must have forgotten I was browsing in that forum when I posted it.

Jim Raynor · Post by **Jim Raynor** » 2003-03-04 06:19pm

Dalton wrote:
weemadando wrote:http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/pictures/apes.jpg
We were gonna do this joke a while ago on our college TV show, but the executive producers deemed it racist! They couldn't see past the color to the fact that the two look eerily similar - they only saw us equating blacks to monkeys.

Wonder what that says about them...

Damn that's stupid. Jackson doesn't even look black.

Jim Raynor · Post by **Jim Raynor** » 2003-03-04 06:20pm

Jackson reportedly hates Geffen for being a part of what he calls Hollywood's "Gay Mafia," which he believes sank his career.

WTF is the "Gay Mafia"?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-03-04 06:24pm

*raises eyebrow* Right...

Micheal Jackson still hasn't kicked the bucket? Damn, I thought I'd heard the last of him.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-03-04 06:34pm

I was just thinking, what if Jackson became dictator of North Korea. What would happen?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-04 06:36pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:I was just thinking, what if Jackson became dictator of North Korea. What would happen?

I don't know, he'd probably sell all the nukes to buy a bunch of monkeys.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-04 06:36pm

Jim Raynor wrote:
Jackson reportedly hates Geffen for being a part of what he calls Hollywood's "Gay Mafia," which he believes sank his career.
WTF is the "Gay Mafia"?

If I told you, I'd have to kill you, of course.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-04 06:39pm

Dalton wrote:
weemadando wrote:http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/pictures/apes.jpg
We were gonna do this joke a while ago on our college TV show, but the executive producers deemed it racist! They couldn't see past the color to the fact that the two look eerily similar - they only saw us equating blacks to monkeys.

Wonder what that says about them...

It's like I keep saying...

"In America you are politically correct. In Russia you are corrected politically."

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-04 06:49pm

If he want to put a curse on someone for sinking his career he should put it on himself.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-03-04 06:55pm

Not as shocking as what I put up a few months ago

, but it sure is weird as hell (hell is weird now?).

I wonder how long he'll last. Financially and mentally.

Though we do have to have some sympathy in him in that he did have a horrid childhood, which probably contributed a lot to his behavior, so it's not entirely his fault.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-04 06:58pm

Aw, geez, who cares about Michael Jackson! You can't turn on Fox news without your daily heaping helping of a twisted man whose career went out the window YEARS ago, and is relying on his twistedness to get publicity now. Personally, I'm sick of MJ and the kind of coverage he gets. Isn't there something more important they could be covering thanMichael Jackson?I sure as hell hope so!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-03-04 07:00pm

The more pointless a piece of news is, the more the media covers it. Unless it crosses a certain boundary, such as the Iraqi issue, then the media puts it on top. But right under that, it's useless news, it seems to me.

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-03-04 07:04pm

Ever notice how we don't see videos of Osama bin Laden anymore, and then suddenly Michael Jackson appears with a bandaged face and plastic surgery? I wonder...

Could he really have been that bitter?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-04 10:08pm

Montcalm wrote:If he want to put a curse on someone for sinking his career he should put it on himself.

I agree. His record sales are sinking because people think he's a child molesting creep that looks and sounds like a woman! Does he realize this? Noooo, he says it's part of a corporate conspiracy!

Perhaps when he realizes that nobody likes him now because he's a nut, he'll change. Otherwise, he should not get any media coverage, and his kids schould be taken from him, renamed, and given to a couple that won't dangle them off of a balcony of feed them through a veil.