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Michael Jackson AGAIN

Posted: 2003-03-04 04:41pm
by Joe
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,80173,00.html

I would say this guy couldn't get any weirder. But I was saying that a few weeks ago, and lo and behold, he got weirder.

Posted: 2003-03-04 04:51pm
by Darth Servo
Almost makes me hope the curse backfires. :roll:

Posted: 2003-03-04 04:57pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Are you sure it's a true story? It sounds a little extreme, but if someone dangles babies off balconies, sleeps with little boys, gets plasic surgery until the body is only 2% organic, and names his kids tihngs liek "Blanket", I'm sure trying to put a curse on others would be expected of them.

Posted: 2003-03-04 04:59pm
by theski
I say we keep him around, just for a laugh and a Oh My God he is F-inn crazy moment..

Posted: 2003-03-04 05:12pm
by Joe
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Are you sure it's a true story? It sounds a little extreme, but if someone dangles babies off balconies, sleeps with little boys, gets plasic surgery until the body is only 2% organic, and names his kids tihngs liek "Blanket", I'm sure trying to put a curse on others would be expected of them.
Of course I'm not sure it's true. But I wouldn't doubt it.

Posted: 2003-03-04 05:21pm
by Admiral Johnason
It was made by Fox...

Posted: 2003-03-04 05:26pm
by Ghost Rider
Why not...I mean he's basically a nut with too much money.

Just add this to his weirdness tablet.

Posted: 2003-03-04 05:51pm
by Frank Hipper
The story's in Vanty Fair also, apparently. I like how they say without his nose prosthesis he "resembles a mummy"! :D
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Posted: 2003-03-04 05:58pm
by Stormbringer
This belongs in the Off Topic forum

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:05pm
by weemadando
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Posted: 2003-03-04 06:09pm
by Dalton
We were gonna do this joke a while ago on our college TV show, but the executive producers deemed it racist! They couldn't see past the color to the fact that the two look eerily similar - they only saw us equating blacks to monkeys.

Wonder what that says about them...

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:17pm
by Joe
Stormbringer wrote:This belongs in the Off Topic forum
I know, I know. I don't even know WHY I posted in the HoS; I guess I must have forgotten I was browsing in that forum when I posted it.

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:19pm
by Jim Raynor
Dalton wrote:
We were gonna do this joke a while ago on our college TV show, but the executive producers deemed it racist! They couldn't see past the color to the fact that the two look eerily similar - they only saw us equating blacks to monkeys.

Wonder what that says about them...
Damn that's stupid. Jackson doesn't even look black.

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:20pm
by Jim Raynor
Jackson reportedly hates Geffen for being a part of what he calls Hollywood's "Gay Mafia," which he believes sank his career.
WTF is the "Gay Mafia"?

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:24pm
by Darth Yoshi
*raises eyebrow* Right...

Micheal Jackson still hasn't kicked the bucket? Damn, I thought I'd heard the last of him.

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:34pm
by Wicked Pilot
I was just thinking, what if Jackson became dictator of North Korea. What would happen?

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:36pm
by Joe
Wicked Pilot wrote:I was just thinking, what if Jackson became dictator of North Korea. What would happen?
I don't know, he'd probably sell all the nukes to buy a bunch of monkeys.

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:36pm
by Frank Hipper
Jim Raynor wrote:
Jackson reportedly hates Geffen for being a part of what he calls Hollywood's "Gay Mafia," which he believes sank his career.
WTF is the "Gay Mafia"?
If I told you, I'd have to kill you, of course.

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:39pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Dalton wrote:
We were gonna do this joke a while ago on our college TV show, but the executive producers deemed it racist! They couldn't see past the color to the fact that the two look eerily similar - they only saw us equating blacks to monkeys.

Wonder what that says about them...
It's like I keep saying...

"In America you are politically correct. In Russia you are corrected politically."

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:49pm
by Montcalm
If he want to put a curse on someone for sinking his career he should put it on himself. :twisted:

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:55pm
by Shinova
Not as shocking as what I put up a few months ago :twisted: , but it sure is weird as hell (hell is weird now?).

I wonder how long he'll last. Financially and mentally.


Though we do have to have some sympathy in him in that he did have a horrid childhood, which probably contributed a lot to his behavior, so it's not entirely his fault.

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:58pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Aw, geez, who cares about Michael Jackson! You can't turn on Fox news without your daily heaping helping of a twisted man whose career went out the window YEARS ago, and is relying on his twistedness to get publicity now. Personally, I'm sick of MJ and the kind of coverage he gets. Isn't there something more important they could be covering thanMichael Jackson?I sure as hell hope so! :evil:

Posted: 2003-03-04 07:00pm
by Shinova
The more pointless a piece of news is, the more the media covers it. Unless it crosses a certain boundary, such as the Iraqi issue, then the media puts it on top. But right under that, it's useless news, it seems to me. :D

Posted: 2003-03-04 07:04pm
by Coyote
Ever notice how we don't see videos of Osama bin Laden anymore, and then suddenly Michael Jackson appears with a bandaged face and plastic surgery? I wonder...

Could he really have been that bitter?

Posted: 2003-03-04 10:08pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Montcalm wrote:If he want to put a curse on someone for sinking his career he should put it on himself. :twisted:
I agree. His record sales are sinking because people think he's a child molesting creep that looks and sounds like a woman! Does he realize this? Noooo, he says it's part of a corporate conspiracy!

Perhaps when he realizes that nobody likes him now because he's a nut, he'll change. Otherwise, he should not get any media coverage, and his kids schould be taken from him, renamed, and given to a couple that won't dangle them off of a balcony of feed them through a veil.