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The "Animal Liberation Front" tried to blow up McD

Posted: 2003-03-04 05:58pm
by Superman
Look at this!

http://www.chicoer.com/

Bastards!

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:05pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Damn, if they blew it up then all that meat, uh, cardboard would contaminate the area for ages. They'd be tasting MackieD's food for months in the air.

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:06pm
by Raptor 597
:lol: Holy Shit man. On a related note Micheal Jackon has been cursed by a voodoo witch...

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:13pm
by Dalton
They should hunt down these nutbars and have them arrested for terrorism.

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:14pm
by Superman
It's only about eight blocks from my house too!

Damn you, A.L.F.! DAMN YOU TO HELL! :evil:

Feel free to blow up Jack in the Box, though.

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:20pm
by Ted
Captain Lennox wrote::lol: Holy Shit man. On a related note Micheal Jackon has been cursed by a voodoo witch...
nonono, he paid several hundred thousand to have Spielberg and others cursed.

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:25pm
by phongn
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Damn, if they blew it up then all that meat, uh, cardboard would contaminate the area for ages. They'd be tasting MackieD's food for months in the air.
I'm pretty sure that blowing up a McD's would lead to the attack being classified as a CBW strike.

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:31pm
by Superman
Yes, I am considering putting on a cotume and patrolling the streets at night. Never mess with McDonald's! :evil:

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:34pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
I was wondering something about such wacko groups: Why do they think they will help animals/the environment by blowing up buildings? Burning something like a house will only release chemicals into the air, and more trees will have to be cut down so the place can be rebuilt.

Of course, this probably never occured to them, because they're a bunch of irrational wackos.

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:35pm
by Joe
Evildoers!

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:36pm
by Xenophobe3691
They also don't know that some animals' entire niche in the system is to feed the higher ups. EX: Voles...

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:40pm
by Frank Hipper
Vorlon1701 wrote:They also don't know that some animals' entire niche in the system is to feed the higher ups. EX: Voles...
You're absolutely right, voles ARE delicious!

Re: The "Animal Liberation Front" tried to blow up

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:44pm
by The Duchess of Zeon
Superman wrote:Look at this!

http://www.chicoer.com/

Bastards!
I think the punishment for being an ALFer should be forced labour on an all-meat diet. They are terrorists, after all, and we must be creative..... Hrmm. Or we could torture them by hitting them with sausages instead of rubber hoses.

Posted: 2003-03-04 06:46pm
by Andrew J.
You'd think they'd try to blow up some place that uses actual meat in its products! :lol:

Posted: 2003-03-04 10:10pm
by neoolong
Damn that sucks. As crappy as McDonalds can be, damn it sometimes you just got to have a burger.

Posted: 2003-03-04 10:50pm
by kojikun
seriously, they might actually be doing us a favor by getting rid of crappy fastfood.

there should be a Decent Food Liberation Front.

Posted: 2003-03-04 10:53pm
by Howedar
Notice: no real meat was used in the creation of this product.

Posted: 2003-03-04 11:00pm
by Kuja
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I was wondering something about such wacko groups: Why do they think they will help animals/the environment by blowing up buildings? Burning something like a house will only release chemicals into the air, and more trees will have to be cut down so the place can be rebuilt.

Of course, this probably never occured to them, because they're a bunch of irrational wackos.
Didn't you notice the name, Smi? ANIMAL Liberation Front. They don't care about measly little things like plants.*chuckle*

Posted: 2003-03-04 11:03pm
by Sea Skimmer
phongn wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Damn, if they blew it up then all that meat, uh, cardboard would contaminate the area for ages. They'd be tasting MackieD's food for months in the air.
I'm pretty sure that blowing up a McD's would lead to the attack being classified as a CBW strike.
Biochemical firepower for the fifth rate nation

Posted: 2003-03-04 11:04pm
by Superman
Since fungi is not a plant, I wonder if they care about it.

FLB? Fungi Liberation Front?

Posted: 2003-03-04 11:46pm
by Ghost Rider
Superman wrote:Since fungi is not a plant, I wonder if they care about it.

FLB? Fungi Liberation Front?
You think they are smart enough to reconize a distinction?

Please...these are nearly the same type that say farming is friendly and humane(regardless that farmers shoot pesky rodents for a reason) but us killing cows is inhumane and evil...well becuase that's killing animals.

Posted: 2003-03-04 11:53pm
by neoolong
IG-88E wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I was wondering something about such wacko groups: Why do they think they will help animals/the environment by blowing up buildings? Burning something like a house will only release chemicals into the air, and more trees will have to be cut down so the place can be rebuilt.

Of course, this probably never occured to them, because they're a bunch of irrational wackos.
Didn't you notice the name, Smi? ANIMAL Liberation Front. They don't care about measly little things like plants.*chuckle*
Please, won't someone think of the plants.

Posted: 2003-03-05 12:00am
by Nathan F
Another terrorist act by an extreemist animal rights group.

BTW, they are also monetarily supported by PETA....

Posted: 2003-03-05 12:07am
by Enricko
"Species equality" and "Animal Liberation Front," also written in red spray paint, were found on the adjacent wall and a low concrete retaining wall.
Here's an idea, why don't we lock those losers in a room with a grizzly bear. If they can explain to the bear why eating meat is soo bad, I'll become a vegan! :P

Posted: 2003-03-05 12:29am
by Superman
LOL! Or a salt water croc!

I bet the Chico Enterprise Record is really loving all of this extra attention you people are giving it! :D